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[Meteorain]

Still got the rape gene, but not the beard one. Probably for the better cause my face is too pretty to hide under hair.

What a disgrace.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Messi looks like Pique, if Pique had given up on life.

 

[Freewheelin']

Messi looks like Pique, if Pique had given up on life.

*avatar quote*

lol

 

[FootballFan]

*avatar quote*

lol

I was just going to do that lol.

Btw what does Wilbury think of his ban? Is he upset he can't quote me for a while?

 

[arkon]

RUMBO pls.

I miss the United Bros :'(

Mumei, I'll never post about Bebe again if you can return our United Brethren.

Don't make promises you can't keep, man!

 

[Sviatoslav]

Beards are awesome, I love growing out my shitty beard even though everyone hates on it.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Svia can we get more photos of your amazing butt?

 

[L1NETT]

Messi you have some of the best eyebrows I have seen in a while.

Well done

 

[KidA Seven]

Rumbo united with Pea.

woot woot jaja

 

[Broder Salsa]

lol wat

 

[Linius]

She looks so happy <3

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

lol wat

What the fuck

 

[arkon]

lol wat

startling resemblance

 

[Facism]

Messi you have some of the best eyebrows I have seen in a while.

Well done

i know right? MAJESTIC.

 

[Regulus Tera]

Cruz Azul beat Tijuana 5-0? Is that the true power of Copa MX?

 

[Slizz]

Cruz Azul beat Tijuana 5-0? Is that the true power of Copa MX?

I watched a whole half! Announcer was so awful though I couldn't bring myself to tune back in(missed 4 goals).

 

[K1LLER7]

Don't make promises you can't keep, man!

Bu-Bu-But........Okay, Just ignore what I said

#ReppinBebe4Life

 

[Messi]

Who would spank over you?

And work gave out to you over the beard aswell not just me

It was my hair they had an issue with, but even then I didnt cut it until I wanted to. The beard, they never mentioned.

As for spanking, who knows.

Edit: Also my beard was always well trimmed and shaped. so they could not say shit even if they wanted to. But they didn't.

 

[Messi]

Messi looks like Pique, if Pique had given up on life.

#Ether

Ice fucking cold. BAM right in the kisser.

 

[KidA Seven]

#Ether

Ice fucking cold. BAM right in the kisser.

:lol

 

[arkon]

It was my hair they had an issue with, but even then I didnt cut it until I wanted to. The beard, they never mentioned.

As for spanking, who knows.

Edit: Also my beard was always well trimmed and shaped. so they could not say shit even if they wanted to. But they didn't.

combine the hair from the first pic with the beard from the latter ones, and boom, instant sex machine.

 

[Suen]

lol wat

Is this why people hate every club Mou has coached?

 

[Messi]

combine the hair from the first pic with the beard from the latter ones, and boom, instant sex machine.

Duly noted. but this might take some time.

 

[Suen]

Duly noted. but this might take some time.

Your beard is awesome, I'm actually a bit jealous.

 

[Messi]

Your beard was awesome, I'm actually a bit jealous.

Fixed

 

[deGod]

Fixed

It was never neat, it was really scruffy, if you were my staff you'd be sacked

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Manutd: killing Messi's self esteem, one post at a time

 

[Kyoufu]

Manutd: killing Messi's self esteem, one post at a time

Can't kill something which is already dead.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Manutd: beating the dead horse that is Messi's self esteem, one post at a time

 

[Kyoufu]

Manutd: beating the dead horse that is Messi's self esteem, one post at a time

Man Utd: killing football, one premier league title at a time.

 

[Broder Salsa]

is this from the new pes?

 

[Messi]

It was never neat, it was really scruffy, if you were my staff you'd be sacked

Fuck off, its neat in those pictures isnt it?

Manutd: killing Messi's self esteem, one post at a time

He will deny this now but for years he was relentless with fat jokes which destroyed my confidence. Once I lost a good bit of weight he went on to claim the reason he was making the fat jokes was to make me want to lose weight.

Incredibly cruel fat jokes btw.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Messi-kun don't listen to them. Change your name it Barca4lyfe.

 

[Messi]

Messi-kun don't listen to them. Change your name it Barca4lyfe.

No thank you, I actually really like my username. I knew I would have to stick with it for a long time.

 

[Broder Salsa]

No thank you, I actually really like my username. I knew I would have to stick with it for a long time.

Won't be fun when he goes to Chelsea with Ronaldo and Mourinho in the summer.

 

[Kyoufu]

Won't be fun when he goes to Chelsea with Ronaldo and Mourinho in the summer.

They're all going to PSG.

/timerda

 

[Messi]

Won't be fun when he goes to Chelsea with Ronaldo and Mourinho in the summer.

 

[arkon]

Manutd4ever seems like a real bundle of fun.

 

[KidA Seven]

Manutd is to Messi as HeartAttack is to Regulus.

:lol

 

[Suen]

<Suen> Real Madrid fan?
<Cr7> mhm
<Suen> Real Madrid is fucking shit
<Cr7> Messi is the best

Found FootballFan on irc, come on bro don't hide.

 

[Broder Salsa]

 

[Messi]

Manutd4ever seems like a real bundle of fun.

To be fair he usually is not bad. He used to be alot worse when I was heavy as fuck. He once told me that everyone looks at me eating in mc donalds. :/ . He is also not shy in telling you that something looks shitty, such as long hair or any kind of beard.

you take the good with the bad I suppose.

Manutd is to Messi as HeartAttack is to Regulus.

:lol

lol

 

[deGod]

Fuck off, its neat in those pictures isnt it?



He will deny this now but for years he was relentless with fat jokes which destroyed my confidence. Once I lost a good bit of weight he went on to claim the reason he was making the fat jokes was to make me want to lose weight.


Incredibly cruel fat jokes btw.

How dare you slander my good name. And I deny nothing I was an ass hole and I'm glad you lost the weight for your health more then anything, otherwise you'd not be on gaff or even wearing jerseys.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Damn you're mean.

 

[Messi]

How dare you slander my good name. And I deny nothing I was an ass hole and I'm glad you lost the weight for your health more then anything, otherwise you'd not be on gaff or even wearing jerseys.

Its not slander if its true

Damn you're mean.

Its ok looking back now, but seriously it absolutely destroyed my confidence that my best friend would say shit like that. Granted I never took offence outwardly I usually had a sunny disposition I think. But at home it was a different story.

 

[deGod]

Damn you're mean.

I thought it would help him, but on reflection it was doing a lot more damage then I could imagine

 

[Messi]

I thought it would help him, but on reflection it was doing a lot more damage then I could imagine

Also yes, very much so.

 

[deGod]

At least I can admit i was shit about it..... Unlike you admitting your long hair looked shit

 

[Messi]

At least I can admit i was shit about it..... Unlike you admitting your long hair looked shit

I would not say that because I really liked my long hair and all I got from you was a torrent of abuse over it for about 2-3 years.

 

[deGod]

I would not say that because I really liked my long hair and all I got from you was a torrent of abuse over it for about 2-3 years.

You got called Hurley behind your back and to your face for ages, plus you've got more confidence since you lost weight and cut your hair.

You had Sanchez type hair, shitty