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[Milchmonster]

So, after today us keeping Lewandowski for another year seems more possible than ever. Yes, we might lose some 20m with that but keeping Lewandowski will make the Götze loss easier and Watzke sounds like he wants to make it clear that we don't need other clubs to pay us.

With roughly €80m+ to spend this summer, we should be in for a nice team, anyway. I'd love any of Isco, de Bruyne or Boateng for CAM. Then add another winger/striker: Herrmann, Son or Volland would be fine. And Ginter if Santana leaves. That would still leave us with some nice money to spend on more backups.

 

[Yurt]

40m Javi Martinez
38m Mario Cuntze


Is Vidal safe for now?

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

<3 u guyz

 

[Splatt]

I wonder what the odds are on Goetze scoring tonight...

 

[spidye]

I wonder what the odds are on Goetze scoring tonight...

next to zero since he will play tomorrow

 

[Sleeplessnights]

By throwing darts at photographs of Tom Cleverley.

Just because he crosses the ball weird doesn't make him a target man.

Edit: Happy birthday! We're the same age. Crazy, you look a lot younger.

 

[Messi]

I wonder what the odds are on Goetze scoring tonight...

Pretty low as the game is tomorrow

 

[arkon]

HOW ARE Y'ALL PARTY PEEPS GETTING READY FOR THE GAME?

Going to pray at the altar of Messi. Pray for justice tonight.

 

[dc89]

#BasedCook

#BasedMarwood

Cook was actually employed by City Pre-Sheikh. But seriously, a lot of people spoke very highly about what he achieved. Just a shame he was a moron from time to time.

 

[Wes]

 

[Soi-Fong]

Going to pray at the altar of Messi. Pray for justice tonight.

This. I am a Barca supporter today...

 

[The_Hitcher89]

HOW ARE Y'ALL PARTY PEEPS GETTING READY FOR THE GAME?

Not really feeling it tbh

Suarez bite
Man Utd win league
Gotze moves to Bayern, dampening my anticipation for tomorrow as well

Takes a lot to dampen my excitement for a CL semi, but that's a pretty shitty 3 days.

 

[dc89]

He's delivered us trophies. End of story.

Arnold. I thought we were friends?

 

[qindarka]

You should see the stats for one cup final we were involved in. Made Quiche uninstall Fifa.

 

[pulga]

HOW ARE Y'ALL PARTY PEEPS GETTING READY FOR THE GAME?

Sacrificing prostitutes to the Red God so he gives Barca a swift death.

 

[Splatt]

next to zero since he will play tomorrow

Pretty low as the game is tomorrow

My subtle troll wasted (((

 

[rvy]

Sacrificing prostitutes to the Red God so he gives Barca a swift death.

I thought we were gonna do goats, what the fuck is wrong with you?

 

[Arnie]

Just because he crosses the ball weird doesn't make him a target man.

Edit: Happy birthday! We're the same age. Crazy, you look a lot younger.

Thanks.

I look about 12.

 

[Phantast2k]

Ok, I'm off - won't be watching the game.

Death to bayern & visca ba, bar, barr, barca - visca barca!

 

[TheFeedingHand]

So, after today us keeping Lewandowski for another year seems more possible than ever. Yes, we might lose some 20m with that but keeping Lewandowski will make the Götze loss easier and Watzke sounds like he wants to make it clear that we don't need other clubs to pay us.

With roughly €80m+ to spend this summer, we should be in for a nice team, anyway. I'd love any of Isco, de Bruyne or Boateng for CAM. Then add another winger/striker: Herrmann, Son or Volland would be fine. And Ginter if Santana leaves. That would still leave us with some nice money to spend on more backups.

This whole situation is pretty funny. Lewandowski was the one supposedly leaving to Bayern and then, suddenly Goetze is gone.

It would be better for Dortmund to get rid of all would-be traitors once and for all (like Lewandowski) and start fresh.

 

[pulga]

I thought we were gonna do goats, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Goats are reserved for teams like United.

Blood of the tainted is needed to counter Barcelona's filthyness.

 

[Fry]

BAYERN, BAYERN, BAYERN, BAYERN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


BAYERN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kharma45]

Eto'o signed by Laporta
Henry, same
Yaya, signed by Laporta
Pique, signed by Laporta
Pinto, Txiki
Dani Alves, Txiki

overhaul - Pep, he with Amor came up with the plan

Messi - Benaiges, Rexach
Busquets -Pep
Pedro - Benaiges, went to see San Isidro for a venzuelan player came back with Pedro instead.

You know who Txiki signed/sold,

Keirrison and Henrique for 30 million, sold both for less than 5 million.
signed Thuram for 8 million at the age of 35, seriously.
Cant forget about Rustu
Maxi Lopez bought for 8, sold for 2.5
Hleb, 18 million down the drain
Caceres, because Racing wanted 4 for Garay, ended up paying Villarreal 8 for Caceres, sold to Sevilla for 2.
Zambrotta 14 to Juve, sold for 8 the year after.
Eidur Gud... the team needed a forward like Larson, paid 8-10 for Gud, ended playing in Xavi's spot because he missed too many chances.

Yeah he is terrible and everyone at barcelona knew it but he was close to Soriano and he was the money man.

dude, Txiki had the title, but any important signings was handled by the president; everyone knows this. I remember Txiki spending 3 weeks trying to sign Deco, and da costa just wouldnt budge, the pres flew to Portugal, signed the player in a couple of days then presented him at the Nou Camp a day later.

Txiki is a terrible Sporting Director

City are so desperate for any of that Barca success, they are taking anyone/thing they can. They wanted Pep and failed then they took Tixiki. Should have done their research.

Guy was a total waster.

Beautiful.

You should see the stats for one cup final we were involved in. Made Quiche uninstall Fifa.

Quiche is such a crier.

 

[spidye]

Sacrificing prostitutes to the Red God so he gives Barca a swift death.

pulga supporting bayern?

I must be dead and in heaven

 

[Arnie]

BAYERN, BAYERN, BAYERN, BAYERN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


BAYERN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck who?

 

[Fry]

Fuck who?

you gently in the asshole since it's your birthday <3

 

[Splatt]

Well, I bet on Bayern scoring atleast 2 and Barca 1. So, forza Juve.

 

[pulga]

pulga supporting bayern?

I must be dead and in heaven

As if Id cheer against any team up versus Barca :lol :lol

Yesterday I heard a mate say 'Barcelona will definitely win because they have Messi, and Messi is football'

How can I not hate these cunts???

 

[Milchmonster]

NEWS UPDATE:

HOENEß WAS JAILED!

http://www.sueddeutsche.de/sport/ve...er-erliess-haftbefehl-gegen-hoeness-1.1657058

he paid a 5 million caution and was set free

Amazing.

Get him back there, put him in a cell with Breno Vinícius Rodrigues Borges. Then, Breno says to Hoeneß: "Remember, Uli? You said you will help me and my family.".
"Sure, how can I help you?"

"You're an sausage expert aren't you, Uli?"

"Of course, I can handle those."

Breno Vinícius Rodrigues Borges pulls out his 9 inch cock.

 

[rvy]

Goats are reserved for teams like United.

Blood of the tainted is needed to counter Barcelona's filthyness.

Dude, whatever. I'll go with what you want.

 

[Arnie]

you gently in the asshole since it's your birthday <3

You squeezed out of that one nicely.

 

[TheFeedingHand]

 

[rvy]

Stop posting German words you assholes, the least you can do is translate them for us plebeians.

 

[LanceVance]

Oh shit dc must be crying into his #basedmarwood pillow even harder after what tarzans said :lol :lol :lol

 

[Tc91]

Happy birthday Arnold.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Stop posting German words you assholes, the least you can do is translate them for us plebeians.

It says traitor

 

[pulga]

what does that say

is Verrater german for traitor

or are they calling him a Verratti

either way he's a traitor

traidor

judas

 

[TheFeedingHand]

At least he looks good in that Bayern shirt

 

[Fry]

I hadn't thought about this until now:

Robben-Goatze-Ribery
---------Mandz---------


Müller-Goatze-Shaqiri
--------Gomez--------

CummingRainbows.gif

 

[arkon]

what does that say

is Verrater german for traitor

or is he calling him a Veratti

either way he's a traitor

traidor

judas

It's Gotze's nickname. Like how Rumbo = Falcao. Verrater = Gotze

 

[dc89]

Daily Mail say City and PSG are at the same stages of signing Cavani:

Manchester City are closing in on in-demand Napoli frontman Edinson Cavani after agreeing in principle terms with the player over a summer move.

However, David Beckham's Paris St Germain remain in the hunt after striking up a similar deal despite neither agreeing a fee with the Uruguayan's club.

To make matters worse for City, the player himself has set his sights on a dream move to Real Madrid.

With fears mounting that Zlatan Ibrahimovic could be lured back to Juventus, as revealed in Sportsmail, PSG hope to hijack City’s pursuit of one of Europe’s most accomplished finishers.

Roberto Mancini is desperate to hit the ground running this summer after seeing his title chances damaged considerably last year when Robin van Persie chose Manchester United.

City, then, have agreed in principle to offer £256k per week, though there remains the barrier of his release clause, initially thought to be £53million. Recently, though, Napoli president Aurelio De Laurentiis insisted it would take an incredible £60million to trigger it.

 

[Arnie]

I hadn't thought about this until now:

Robben-Goatze-Ribery
---------Mandz---------


Müller-Goatze-Shaqiri
--------Gomez--------

CummingRainbows.gif

It'll be Gotze false nine, Fry.

This is Pep. He's building Barca-light.

 

[rvy]

Verräter Pulga!

 

[Carbonox]

I....I actually like it. That's if it's legit.

Naturally WONGA looks daft but it's a laughable company for a laughable club.

In other news on my Bayern FIFA career I bought Gotze and Dortmund replaced him with Neymar looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

 

[Fry]

It'll be Gotze false nine, Fry.

This is Pep. He's building Barca-light.

OliviaWildeNo.gif

 

[Yurt]

what does that say

is Verrater german for traitor

or are they calling him a Verratti

either way he's a traitor

traidor

judas

Makes sense.

 

[feel]

As if Id cheer against any team up versus Barca :lol :lol

Yesterday I heard a mate say 'Barcelona will definitely win because they have Messi, and Messi is football'

How can I not hate these cunts???

You're mates with Xavi? That sounds like the garbage that would come out of his mouth.

Verräter=Traitor.

Apparently moving to a different club is not okay.

It's ok, but it's also an important player from a (now) big club breaking the fans' hearts by moving to a big rival in the same league. Deserves whatever he's got coming at him.

 

[pulga]

Makes sense.

It boggles the mind how none of BundesGAF thought to let us know of this coincidence.

 

[Pennywise]

NEWS UPDATE:

HOENEß WAS JAILED!

http://www.sueddeutsche.de/sport/ve...er-erliess-haftbefehl-gegen-hoeness-1.1657058

he paid a 5 million caution and was set free

Well there goes the single doubt I had left for the whole Götze leak.
Hoeneß knew shit would hit the fan today and they tried to overshadow it once again.
They did the same by letting focus start the whole hoeneß process.

Hopefully they'll send that asshole straight to breno once his process is done.

 

[Joel Was Right]

I hope Bayern have been training without the ball because they sure as heck wont be seeing it tonight