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Football Thread |OT18| Have you ever seen a Mackem punch a horse?

Salazar

Member
fullkit wanker sneaking into a photoshoot

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Wes Brown and Silvestre>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Anderson

Nicky Butt>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Nani

Random fullkit wanker>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Rooney
 

Timurid

Member
Maggy. Half Japanese, half canadian model. She's the one that was interviewing Shinji and then 2ch spread rumors of Shinji dating the porn star that looked like her (only in 1 instance).



I just seen Sahin's goal. What a goal.
Damn She is hot. Biracial people are always more attractive.
It's going to be hard for them to attract anyone without any respite of European football to offer players a break from the dreary monotony of Ligue 1 football. Now since this is your first year watching it, I have to tell you that Ligue 1 is a league where Olivier Giroud managed to be top scorer. Who the fuck would want to play there?
STFU cabbage patch.
 

Lightning

Banned
Watching the Man U game again. Gee Sagna should have been sent off. If that was the other way around I'd be raging but we scored an offside goal again and got away with that one.

Hmm lucky day. Sagna's experience will be useful for the remaining games. His red card would have hurt a lot. Arsenal fans should be more appreciative of Sagna, he gave the best years of his career to us, and is only leaving because offered him a poop contract. Wasn't great today though, very lucky.
 
Zaha won Championship PFA.

A late telegram from someone called Arnold, bearing only the words WAAAAH WAAAAAH TOM INCE, failed to avert or disrupt the award.

He won the overall Championship Player of the Year?

Fuck me, these awards are a joke sometimes. I'd have had no qualms with Bale, Suarez or Van Persie winning it this year, but sometimes a player wins it purely on their media hype. I reckon Wilshere will win YPotY nexty year even if he barely plays half the games.

I'm thinking Giggs 2009, Rooney 2010 and Zaha now. Coincidence...


:p
 

Ushojax

Should probably not trust the 7-11 security cameras quite so much
Well done to Vertonghen for getting into the team of the year. If he could just learn how to defend corners...
 
Well done to Vertonghen for getting into the team of the year. If he could just learn how to defend corners...

Let me guess before seeing it

----------------Mignolet------------------

Rafael--Ferdinand-Vertonghen--Baines

------------Carrick-----------------------
-------------------Gerrard----------------

------------------Mata---------------------
-----Suarez-------------------Bale-------
---------------Van Persie-----------------




Maybe Walcott instead of Mata
 

Lightning

Banned
Oh, and today's game against Man Utd showed why Podolski should not be playing centre forward. He was crap! Had me missing Giroud until I remembered he's crap too.


Harry better not fire up QPR to do favors for Spurs. Asshole. QPR need to lose this weekend and Southampton need a draw and United better not rest half their fucking team against Chelsea. Better not be Rooney and RVP on the bench!
 
Hazard got into the team of the year. Might as well go the full distance and do away with the semblance of a workable formation that they're supposed to strive for.

The team I posted is the real Team of the Year.
 

Salazar

Member
Yo Slizz

Press is way overpowered for whatever dumb league she is running at the moment

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Better not be Rooney and RVP on the bench!

Ideally

--------------------DeGOD
Raf-----------Vidic------Rio-----------Evra
----------Carrick--------ClevGOD
-----------------Kagawa
Valencia---------RVP--------Welbeck


Fuck Rooney. Fuck Nani. Fuck Anderson. Fuck Giggs.

Redcafe blert on Nani. Fucking unbelievable said:
We don't know what's going on contract-wise, but he deserves to be on at least as much as Young or anyone else in the team barring RVP and Rooney.
 

Yurt

il capo silenzioso
05-05-2013 Juventus vs Palermo
08-05-2013 Atalanta vs Juventus
11-05-2013 Juventus vs Cagliari
19-05-2013 Sampdoria vs Juventus


ONE point to win the title!
We beat every single team this season except for Sampdoria. -_-

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Battle for third:

Milan 62 points

05-05-2013 AC Milan vs Torino
08-05-2013 Pescara vs AC Milan (Relegated)
11-05-2013 AC Milan vs Roma
19-05-2013 Siena vs AC Milan (Fighting for survival)

Fiorentina 61 points

04-05-2013 Fiorentina vs Roma
08-05-2013 Siena vs Fiorentina (Fighting for survival)
12-05-2013 Fiorentina vs Palermo (Fighting for survival)
19-05-2013 Pescara vs Fiorentina (Relegated)

Tornio could drop to the relegation zone if they lose to Milan and Genoa win their game against Pescara.

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Fight for the last European spot (5th):

Roma 55 points

04-05-2013 Fiorentina vs Roma
07-05-2013 Roma vs Chievo
12-05-2013 AC Milan vs Roma
19-05-2013 Roma vs Napoli
26-05-2013 Roma vs Lazio (Coppa Italia final)

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Udinese 54 points

05-05-2013 Udinese vs Sampdoria
08-05-2013 Palermo vs Udinese (Fighting for survival)
12-05-2013 Udinese vs Atalanta
19-05-2013 Inter vs Udinese


Inter 53 points

05-05-2013 Napoli vs Inter
08-05-2013 Inter vs Lazio
12-05-2013 Genoa vs Inter (Fighting for survival)
19-05-2013 Inter vs Udinese

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Lazio 52 points

05-05-2013 Lazio vs Bologna
08-05-2013 Inter vs Lazio
11-05-2013 Lazio vs Sampdoria
19-05-2013 Cagliari vs Lazio
26-05-2013 Roma vs Lazio (Coppa Italia final)

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SERIE BBBBBBB

TWO of these three will go down:

Genoa 32 points (FINGERS CROSSED)

05-05-2013 Genoa vs Pescara (Relegated)
08-05-2013 Torino vs Genoa
12-05-2013 Genoa vs Inter
19-05-2013 Bologna vs Genoa

Palermo 32 points

05-05-2013 Juventus vs Palermo (CHAMPIONS OF ITAAAAAAAAAAAAALY)
08-05-2013 Palermo vs Udinese
12-05-2013 Fiorentina vs Palermo
19-05-2013 Palermo vs Parma

A bit of luck is needed here.

Siena 30 points (So fucked)

05-05-2013 Catania vs Siena
08-05-2013 Siena vs Fiorentina
12-05-2013 Napoli vs Siena
19-05-2013 Siena vs AC Milan
 

FootballFan

Member
:lolol Bud your post in that thread, great advice.

when she's sitting on the couch, walk up to her from behind, and rest your half-erect phallus on her right shoulder (this is critical, it cannot be her left shoulder).

nature will take care of the rest.
 

Plasma

Banned
Oh, and today's game against Man Utd showed why Podolski should not be playing centre forward. He was crap! Had me missing Giroud until I remembered he's crap too

His been playing with an injury apparently and needs an op in the summer, I can see Gervinho starting the next match.
 

Lightning

Banned
Inter are screwed. No Europe at all next season, what the hell? But aren't Lazio and Roma guaranteed Europa next season because they are in the cup final? Or different for Italy then England.


His been playing with an injury apparently and needs an op in the summer, I can see Gervinho starting the next match.
Gervinho? I wonder why he's higher up the pecking order than Chamberlain? QPR got a good chance here, this Giroud suspension is a pain in the ass.
 

Yurt

il capo silenzioso
Inter are screwed. No Europe at all next season, what the hell? But aren't Lazio and Roma guaranteed Europa next season because they are in the cup final? Or different for Italy then England.

You're absolutely right! The winner of the final will qualify to Europa league.

I hope it's Lazio.
 
Yo Slizz

Press is way overpowered for whatever dumb league she is running at the moment

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Ideally

--------------------DeGOD
Raf-----------Vidic------Rio-----------Evra
----------Carrick--------ClevGOD
-----------------Kagawa
Valencia---------RVP--------Welbeck


Fuck Rooney. Fuck Nani. Fuck Anderson. Fuck Giggs.[/QUOTE]

Do you really think Nani was that bad? I thought he was better yesterday than Valencia, Young or Welbeck have been this year, especially since he's not match fit. Likewise, we looked much better with Ando in than wirh Jones.
 

Yurt

il capo silenzioso
Does it matter? Serie A teams don't give a shit about Europa League.

Money is better than no money. :p

I see Zanetti ruptured his achilles tendon, 39 years old and out for at least half a year, sounds like the end of his career.

You know what's funny? ->

He had been wearing the captain’s armband that he shared with Pope Francis in a private meeting earlier this week. It had stitched on it the flags of Inter, Argentina, Italy and the Vatican City.
 
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