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[Salazar]

Do you really think Nani was that bad?

I don't think he was good. Sagna was, to drastically understate it, there for the taking.

We were fucking terrible all over for much of the game, though.

Likewise, we looked much better with Ando in than wirh Jones.

Yeah. I fear Jones becoming a regular league starter outside CB next season. I don't want our side to have room or need for an "exuberant" emergency tackler around midfield. Fuck his energy, tbh.

 

[Lightning]

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When why did you weaken your side for the games against Basel? Gallas was shocking against Inter and still got picked for Basel. Why was Friedel in goal?

 

[TheLucifer]

I've just seen the highlights from yesterday, seemed a pretty good match to watch. Flamini knows no limits now, three goals in four games is something out of this world, Pazzini is finally back with his ugly goals, just like Balo, who's back with his beautiful (Pen.). I'm starting to worry about El Shaa, he scored only once in 2013 and it seemed that he's about to lose it. We have to be careful now, the next four games are going to be really tense, it will be a big step for the youngsters.

Really long post

I'd say: Juventus and Napoli to the CL Group Stage, Milan to the playoffs, Fiorentina, Udinese and Roma to the EL, Pescara, Siena and Palermo (sorry Wooden & Joe) relegated, Roma to win the Coppa Italia.

Spoiler

I probably got something wrong with the Coppa Italia-Europa League stuff.

Nope, I think I got it.

Does it matter? Serie A teams don't give a shit about Europa League.

As long as they get to the group stage it's fine. They'll earn something just to "survive" the rest of the season.

 

[Yurt]

So Meggiorini called Pogba "Brutto nero" (ugly black).

Ugly and empty from the inside, maybe. But from the outside? Pogba is pretty hot.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I don't think he was good. Sagna was, to drastically understate it, there for the taking.

We were fucking terrible all over for much of the game, though.



Yeah. I fear Jones becoming a regular league starter outside CB next season. I don't want our side to have room or need for an "exuberant" emergency tackler around midfield. Fuck his energy, tbh.

I think my problem with the whole 'Nani out' thing is that even on his worst day he's more likely to do something creative than Valencia or Young on their respective worst days, and let's face it - good days are very few and far between for all our wingers atm. I'd sooner ship Valencia and Young to be honest.

 

[Nyx]

Utrecht won again yesterday, 57 points out of 32 games now, the 2nd best season EVER.

 

[Salazar]

I'd sooner ship Valencia and Young to be honest.

Given the choice, yes. Valencia and Young gone would be a tremendous weight off my mind.

 

[Mastadon]

So Meggiorini called Pogba "Brutto nero" (ugly black).

Ugly and empty from the inside, maybe. But from the outside? Pogba is pretty hot.

Jesus Christ, how big is his hand?

 

[Yurt]

Jesus Christ, how big is his hand?

That and Giaccherini is quite small. :lol

 

[Mastadon]

That and Giaccherini is quite small. :lol

It looks like he could palm him like a basketball!

Yurt, Pescara have been a grave disappointment to me this season and I no longer feel in a position to give them my support. I have now decided that I am a Sassuolo supporter, in time for their glorious rise into Serie A next year.

 

[Salazar]

It looks like he could palm him like a basketball!

He could almost but not quite cup Adnan Januzaj's testicles.

 

[bjaelke]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzKz3dJ9Upg

Nicki Bille had a proper meltdown yesterday after getting a questionable red card.

 

[Yurt]

It looks like he could palm him like a basketball!

Yurt, Pescara have been a grave disappointment to me this season and I no longer feel in a position to give them my support. I have now decided that I am a Sassuolo supporter, in time for their glorious rise into Serie A next year.

:lol well they have Zabo's favourite player, Richmond Bukkake!

 

[Broder Salsa]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzKz3dJ9Upg

Nicki Bille had a proper meltdown yesterday after getting a questionable red card.

"Dansk versjon av hulken!"

:lol

 

[dc89]

So Meggiorini called Pogba "Brutto nero" (ugly black).

Ugly and empty from the inside, maybe. But from the outside? Pogba is pretty hot.

Bloody racism man.

Come home Paul. Like Big Pat bring you home.

 

[Mastadon]

:lol well they have Zabo's favourite player, Richmond Bukkake!

All. Over. My. Face.

Edit: Damn you Yurt, I thought that was his real name. What am I supposed to tell my boss when she asks why I'm googling Bukkake at work

Spoiler

again

?

 

[Salazar]

Gokkun>bukkake

 

[Carbonox]

All. Over. My. Face.

Edit: Damn you Yurt, I thought that was his real name. What am I supposed to tell my boss when she asks why I'm googling Bukkake at work

Spoiler

again

?

You will ask for her opinion on Bukkake.

 

[Yurt]

Sportmediaset: Juventus have decided on Ibrahimovic. Raiola has convinced Ibra to take a paycut to join Juve.

+ Verratti could switch agents & become one of Raiola's players & could arrive in Turin as well

All. Over. My. Face.

Edit: Damn you Yurt, I thought that was his real name. What am I supposed to tell my boss when she asks why I'm googling Bukkake at work

Spoiler

again

?

If it's any consolation, I googled it too to make sure I got the right number of K's.

 

[Mastadon]

Gokkun>bukkake

Okay, I didn't know what Gokkun was, but thankfully Wikipedia has this extremely helpful representation.

You're a sick man Sal.

 

[Carbonox]

I would drink bull jizz and get swole like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

 

[bjaelke]

OptaJoe ‏@OptaJoe 4m
243 - The number of corners Arsenal have taken in the Premier League, from which they have scored three goals. Practice. @nmanix #AskOpta

Now that's a horrible conversion rate.

 

[Salazar]

OptaJoe ‏@OptaJoe 4m
243 - The number of corners Arsenal have taken in the Premier League, from which they have scored three goals. Practice. @nmanix #AskOpta

Now that's a horrible conversion rate.

To adapt Alan Hansen, you'll win nothing with cowards and midgets.

 

[Carbonox]

OptaJoe ‏@OptaJoe 4m
243 - The number of corners Arsenal have taken in the Premier League, from which they have scored three goals. Practice. @nmanix #AskOpta

Now that's a horrible conversion rate.

Arsenal should sign Andy Carroll and then they will win the AFC Champions League and CONCACAF Gold Cup through corner goals only.

 

[bud]

i want to lick the asshole of the pretty girl sitting in front of me in the library.

god she's so pretty

 

[Salazar]

Arsenal should sign Andy Carroll and then they will win the AFC Champions League and CONCACAF Gold Cup through corner goals only.

This would be preferable to Wenger getting agonisingly friendzoned by top strikers all summer.

 

[Mastadon]

Arsenal should sign Andy Carroll and then they will win the AFC Champions League and CONCACAF Gold Cup through corner goals only.

£25m please.

 

[Mastadon]

i want to lick the asshole of the pretty girl sitting in front of me in the library.

god she's so pretty

That's so romantic <3

 

[Carbonox]

i want to lick the asshole of the pretty girl sitting in front of me in the library.

god she's so pretty

The key to success is to do it without her noticing. Or just hit her on the back of the head with a tonk encyclopedia. There would be many in your library.

 

[Salazar]

Don't worry Robin. We are getting rid of the dross this summer.

 

[bjaelke]

Arsenal should sign Andy Carroll and then they will win the AFC Champions League and CONCACAF Gold Cup through corner goals only.

There's also a good chance of them winning the infamous tinfoil bear trophy in the 2013 Markus Liebherr Memorial Cup.

 

[WriterGK]

Utrecht won again yesterday, 57 points out of 32 games now, the 2nd best season EVER.

I am surprised as well how good they are playing this season.Since all there top players were sold the last few years and they had huge financial problems.

 

[Ushojax]

I just realised that Spurs have won the YPOY back to back, Walker last year, Bale this. Not bad. Next year Alex Pritchard.

 

[Salazar]

I just realised that Spurs have won the YPOY back to back, Walker last year, Bale this. Not bad. Next year Alex Pritchard.

He really kicked on, didn't he, lol

Man With The Iron Fists is so shit. RZA's voice is fucking dumb.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Game of Thrones time!

I'm taking a break from GAF for a while guys. Be good in my absence. Don't be JTs to one another, you hear? Good luck to all your teams in all their endeavours in the run in to the end of the season. Ciao.

Hope all is good Wes, and good luck with whatever reason you got yourself banned for. I hope Villa wins tonight and stay up!

 

[Gareth Bale]

I just realised that Spurs have won the YPOY back to back, Walker last year, Bale this. Not bad. Next year Alex Pritchard.

The last 3 years the awards have gone to Spurs and Arsenal players.

 

[Ushojax]

He really kicked on, didn't he, lol

He'll come good, we just have to wait for brain transplant technology to become available. Or he could just learn to cross early once in a while. Whichever comes first.

 

[bud]

I'm taking a break from GAF for a while guys. Be good in my absence. Don't be JTs to one another, you hear? Good luck to all your teams in all their endeavours in the run in to the end of the season. Ciao.

wes! ;_;

take care, dude.

 

[Yurt]

 

[Wilbur]

Wes, speak soon my love. Hope Villa can stay up!

Question: how is it confirmed that QPR and Reading are relegated if both can still match Villa's 34 points in 17th?

 

[Freewheelin']

Any good deals for a 3DS XL in the UK?

Not interested in the Monster Hunter deal, is that coming as a standalone? (Black)

 

[bjaelke]

Question: how is it confirmed that QPR and Reading are relegated if both can still match Villa's 34 points in 17th?

 

[Fry]

AV can't get relegated. =´(

 

[Wilbur]

Ah fuck, forgot Wigan and Villa were playing each other. Cheers.

 

[Salazar]

Oli Winton &#8207;@OliWinton 1h
Some Arsenal fans yesterday were the first I've ever heard to be proud of their high ticket prices and mock those annoyed at them as poor.

lol

 

[dc89]

Any good deals for a 3DS XL in the UK?

Not interested in the Monster Hunter deal, is that coming as a standalone? (Black)

White 3DS XL with Mario 3D Land £159.99

The best deal IMO.

 

[Wilbur]

On the game yesterday, was disappointing but I didn't really expect much. Actually thought we were gonna lose because we were playing for fuck all, but thankfully despite showing little effort we're still miles better than an Arsenal side that actually try.

Valencia was shockingly bad and I was almost screaming in the pub for him to just voluntarily sub himself before I fucking exploded. Think - despite the goal - RVP let the occasion get to him and we should have started Chicha or Welbeck. Hopefully the former and Kagawa start next week, because it was a very one note performance, no variation in our attacks; at least with those two on you could hypothesise that the two would combine for through balls past the last defender. As it is, it was just over hit cross after over hit cross.

Bale winning both awards makes sense technically, but it's a shame to see players like Benteke and Lukaku go unrewarded. Can't necessarily argue with him winning - everyone on the main list was really good to be fair.

Team of the year's a really solid one if you ignore any sense of tactical shape and just crowbar in some players. When I get home later I'm gonna post mine, with some lovely pictures.

 

[bjaelke]

City are closing in on strike ace Edinson Cavani as they begin to re-build for next season.

But the Blues are not prepared to pay the full £52m which triggers a release clause for the Napoli star, who is also being pursued by Paris St Germain and has attracted strong interest from Real Madrid and Chelsea.

That means there is some hard bargaining ahead as Napoli have their iconic hitman tied up on a contract until 2017 – although they cannot afford to turn down a lucrative offer.

Reports in Italy suggest City have mooted the possibility of Micah Richards, who they value at £15m, being part of the deal.

That's not how you bargain.

 

[TheLucifer]

So, I was wandering around whoscored and I noticed that we have some good strikers indeed: El Shaarawy scored 16 goals, Pazzini 15, Balotelli 8 (and we still have 4 games to play). When we won the Scudetto in 2010/2011, Ibra scored 14 goals, Pato 14 and Binho 14. It's pretty good considering that Balo came in three months ago, Pazzo was out for a month and El Shaa stopped scoring in 2013.

I also noticed something else - against the top 7 teams of the Serie A:

-from August to January we got 4 points out of 21 (Juve W, Napoli D) and lost 17 (Inter-Fiorentina-Udinese-Roma-Lazio L, Napoli D),
-then we got 9 points out of 18 vs 6 of them (Udinese-Lazio W, Inter-Fiorentina-Napoli D, Juve L, we still have to play the home game vs Roma).

This means that this year we got 13 points out of 39 with the big teams: we absolutely need to get back to win these games. I'm not saying that we could've won the Scudetto because the current team is clearly not ready, but at least we could've been at the 2nd spot and maybe have some points between us and Napoli. Next year is going to be vital to be more cynical.

 

[Linius]

Any good deals for a 3DS XL in the UK?

Not interested in the Monster Hunter deal, is that coming as a standalone? (Black)

Will you finally be a 3DS bro? We need four Footey Gaf members with Luigi actually, would be fun to sweep mansions with a group.