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[Mastadon]

6th?

I think Liverpool will make a much better fist of it next season but they still have a long way to go. Whereas Spurs, Arsenal and Chelsea have been in good form despite being under intense pressure, I think Liverpool only really 'clicked' once the pressure was off and they could stop worrying about Europe and just crush a bunch of teams that had already gone on holiday. I'll be interested to see if they can start next season they way the ended this one.

Assuming Suarez doesn't leave they might actually beat more than one team in the top 8 next season

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I'll say that Liverpool will do much better next season just so I can mock them for coming 7th again next season when the time comes.

 

[Feorax]

Hype.

Now begins the tough task of convincing Shalke to sell, and him to join us.

Apparently he's keen on the move. It's all down to what we can do with Schalke.

Having given it some thought, I think we may have dodged a bullet a bit with Eriksen. Don't get me wrong, he's a quality player, and I think he would do well in the Premier League, but we already have Coutinho, Suso and Teixiera, all who are within a few years of each other in terms of age. Adding a fourth number 10 in his early 20's would be a clusterfuck, and would likely mean either Suso or Teixiera becomes the new Pacheco, and we have to sell them on having screwed up their development.

 

[Kyoufu]

I'll say that Liverpool will do much better next season just so I can mock them for coming 7th again next season when the time comes.

They will finish above you. Coutinho player of the year.

 

[Arnie]

:lol

There's a video on the official website of Suarez going in goal during training. It's in slow motion and set to some opera. Proper funny.

Apparently he's keen on the move. It's all down to what we can do with Schalke.

Having given it some thought, I think we may have dodged a bullet a bit with Eriksen. Don't get me wrong, he's a quality player, and I think he would do well in the Premier League, but we already have Coutinho, Suso and Teixiera, all who are within a few years of each other in terms of age. Adding a fourth number 10 in his early 20's would be a clusterfuck, and would likely mean either Suso or Teixiera becomes the new Pacheco, and we have to sell them on having screwed up their development.

Where'd you read he was keen?

And regarding Eriksen/Suso. Whilst Eriksen would come in and improve the team immediately, Suso will be the best player in the world so I wouldn't want to stall his development.

 

[Willkiller]

Will looks like a lass

Exsqueeze me

 

[Hixx]

I know a lass who looks like you

ergo you look like a lass

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

They will finish above you. Coutinho player of the year.

Anything's possible I suppose. I have literally no idea about how we will do next season. Top 4 is the best I can hope for.

 

[Willkiller]

I know a lass who looks like you

ergo you look like a lass

She sounds hot

 

[Hixx]

She was last time I saw her

Lives through Newcastle now

wait

It's not that far-fetched...

 

[Messi]

How is the new season of Mad Men, I have not got to watch it yet.

Plenty of Joan yummyness?

 

[Arnie]

Anything's possible I suppose. I have literally no idea about how we will do next season. Top 4 is the best I can hope for.

Imagine the pressure Moyes will be under if you don't win your first game.

How is the new season of Mad Men, I have not got to watch it yet.

Plenty of Joan yummyness?

She had a cyst on her ovary last episode, it was well hot.

 

[GorillaJu]

Anything's possible I suppose. I have literally no idea about how we will do next season. Top 4 is the best I can hope for.

Don't be so silly. United challenge for the title every single year. There's no chance you'll be fighting for a CL spot alone.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

She sounds hot

She was last time I saw her

Lives through Newcastle now

wait

It's not that far-fetched...

Can we play FIFA in like 20ish minutes?

 

[Messi]

Imagine the pressure Moyes will be under if you don't win your first game.


She had a cyst on her ovary last episode, it was well hot.

The fuck...

 

[Hixx]

Can we play FIFA in like 20ish minutes?

I'm going in the shower but will play after

these pms have taken a weird twist

I've never heard a lass use the phrase "foaming at the gash" even ironically

 

[Arnie]

Don't be so silly. United challenge for the title every single year. There's no chance you'll be fighting for a CL spot alone.

 

[Kyoufu]

Liverpool-GAF: Kolo Toure is joining you on a free apparently.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Imagine the pressure Moyes will be under if you don't win your first game.

Maybe it's wishful thinking, but I'd like to think that our fans aren't quite that stupid. I don't think Moyes will be too worried about media pressure as long as the fans are still onside.

Don't be so silly. United challenge for the title every single year. There's no chance you'll be fighting for a CL spot alone.

You never know. Bottom line is I want us to finish top 4.

That's based on the following:

- Mourinho at Chelsea with FFP breaking amounts of money to spend.
- Pellegrini picking up a City side that will also have plenty to spend and is generally fairly decent.
- Arsen- nah nevermind.
- The fact that Moyes needs to teach himself how to gamble and win matches. You need to win matches to hit top four and above. His Everton sides drew too often.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Kolo Toure has looked absolute shit every time I've seen him for a while, happy enough with Liverpool signing him.

 

[Arnie]

Maybe it's wishful thinking, but I'd like to think that are fans aren't quite that stupid.

Kolo Toure has looked absolute shit every time I've seen him for a while, happy enough with Liverpool signing him.

Funny that. City fans seem to think he's had a solid season.

 

[KidA Seven]

First food Shinji eats on his return to Japan is sushi.

 

[Willkiller]

She was last time I saw her

Lives through Newcastle now

wait

It's not that far-fetched...

So I look like an attractive lass that lives in Newcastle? Is that a compliment haha.

 

[Kyoufu]

So I look like an attractive lass that lives in Newcastle? Is that a compliment haha.

There are so many attractive ladies in Newcastle. I need to move back there.

 

[Arnie]

First food Shinji eats on his return to Japan is sushi.

No wonder he doesn't have 'man strength'.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

it's a war.


I wonder how Sony will answer today announcements.

Edit: it's funny with the sponsored tt, now #PS4 is ahead of #Xbox lol and probably will the same for the xbox reveal

JOVETIC

 

[KidA Seven]

What kind of football do they play? I adore Dortmunds style.

Choose Frankfurt for Inui. Or Nurnberg with Kiyotake. Both play a similar style to Kagawa.

 

[Clegg]

I was hoping United would sign James but thats not on the cards now. We could have used him on either wing or through the middle.

So either we find another player who can play on the left or we're stuck with Ashley Young again.

No clue who we'll sign now. Think we'll get Strootman if we push for him though. Can't see him going to Arsenal if he has a choice between us or them. Don't know if we're actually still interested in him or not.

 

[flippedb]

Rumour has it Berlusconi chose Seedorf to be Milan's new coach. ffs!!

 

[Arnie]

Rumour has it Berlusconi chose Seedorf to be Milan's new coach. ffs!!

As in manager? Like head coach?

 

[Linius]

Pfft, gonna miss the Xbox reveal press event. Normally I have to stay up till midnight and that one time it's on a good time over here I have school :/

 

[Willkiller]

There are so many attractive ladies in Newcastle. I need to move back there.

True dat. All for me mwuahahaha.

 

[flippedb]

As in manager? Like head coach?

Yes, apparently Allegri will be sacked, and Seedorf will be the replacement.

 

[Linius]

True dat. All for me mwuahahaha.

Then Geordie Shore isn't much of a good example I suppose heh?

 

[phaze]

So RvP doesn't really make a difference. : P We were even better this season without him.

 

[Willkiller]

Then Geordie Shore isn't much of a good example I suppose heh?

Only one of the girls is actually from Newcastle haha and she isn't even in it any more!

 

[Kyoufu]

Then Geordie Shore isn't much of a good example I suppose heh?

Just look at the ladies he follows on Twitter.

 

[Tc91]

For United bros.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nKENdfICbA&list=UUpEc8AzOuOrYxh0PajUijIQ&index=2

See how deadly he was in the first half of the season? Jesus christ, I'm glad he finished strong with the hat trick vs Villa and a goal in Fergie's last game.

 

[Linius]

Only one of the girls is actually from Newcastle haha and she isn't even in it any more!

Didn't think about that, they just pick up girls from all over the country and put them in a house over there.

Just look at the ladies he follows on Twitter.

Where can I find that?

 

[Shake Appeal]

Rumour has it Berlusconi chose Seedorf to be Milan's new coach. ffs!!

Please be true.

 

[Willkiller]

Didn't think about that, they just pick up girls from all over the country and put them in a house over there.

They're all from the North East like, most of them from the Mackem side though

 

[Joel Was Right]

You guys remember the winter where Citeh were rumoured to have bid 100m for Kaka? No one believed it :lol

That was the best transfer window ever. Still bitterly disappointed we never saw them try Messi or Ronaldo. I wonder how much they would have offered...

 

[Messi]

You guys remember the winter where Citeh were rumoured to have bid 100m for Kaka? No one believed it :lol

That was the best transfer window ever. Still bitterly disappointed we never saw them try Messi or Ronaldo. I wonder how much they would have offered...

Wasnt it Anzi who met Messi's buyout clause and he refused. lol.

 

[Linius]

Wasnt it Anzi who met Messi's buyout clause and he refused. lol.

Oh wow, that's so said. Like they ever have a chance to sign Messi :lol

I can't imagine Messi selling his soul for money any time soon. He want's them trophy's.

 

[Feorax]

Pulis has left Stoke?

Kenwright PLZ

 

[WJD]

Any end of season montages from Sky/BBC knocking about anywhere? Been balls deep in textbooks the past few days and only just come up for a bit of air.

 

[Da DreadLord]

I can't imagine Messi selling his soul for money any time soon. He want's them trophy's.

But if messi truly is the best, wouldn't he win trophies everywhere?

*shyamalan.jpg*

 

[Wilbur]

Thoughts:

- fuck Monaco
- fuck Hamez
- fuck Gareth
- fuck Madrid
- love Moysey
- feel like watching Space Jam
- quiche looks younger than me
- should I try to fuck him
- doing a shit right now in a shopping centre toilet and someone's left their trousers in this cubicle

 

[brokenbeans]

Looks like I'll be home for the reveal, epic.

 

[Joel Was Right]

Sky montages consist purely of the same goal footage and celebration we've already seen, accompanied by cheap graphics. They are the Comic Sans of production value. Fan made videos however are class