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[Baconsaurus Rex]

Thoughts:

- doing a shit right now in a shopping centre toilet and someone's left their trousers in this cubicle

How does that even happen

 

[Kyoufu]

#PardewOut

#PulisIn

 

[Linius]

If I had a Windows 8 phone I could watch the reveal in the train. The one day I want Kharma's phone.

 

[Wilbur]

How does that even happen

I don't know but I just sent a picture to whatsapp. I don't really understand what's going on

 

[Tc91]

#PardewOut

#PulisIn

Hahaha no.. no way you can't of sunk that low Kyoufu.

 

[Linius]

I don't know but I just sent a picture to whatsapp. I don't really understand what's going on

Amazing :lol

 

[TheLucifer]

Rumour has it Berlusconi chose Seedorf to be Milan's new coach. ffs!!

The best part: Seedorf is attending a "coach course" in Brazil right now but, even if he completes it, his certificate wouldn't let him manage teams in the Serie A/PL/Liga/Bundes and so on. So, he'd have to attend another course in Italy and complete it before the CL playoffs.

Master plan.

 

[Clegg]

I'm not looking forward to the conspiracy theories which will pop up if United don't spend big this summer.

 

[Tc91]

Any end of season montages from Sky/BBC knocking about anywhere? Been balls deep in textbooks the past few days and only just come up for a bit of air.

Here you go!

Edit: The parts thing wasn't needed Part 2 is some fan one I think.

 

[WJD]

Part 1
Part 2

I don't know why they are in parts but it's good.

Cheers! Need a MOTD one - I remember loving their World Cup 2010 one.

 

[Wes]

Wow. Pulis gone from Stoke. Never thought I'd see the day.

 

[Kyoufu]

Hahaha no.. no way you can't of sunk that low Kyoufu.

Haha, I don't want Pulis.

Would take Martinez though. Would LOOOVE Rafa but that'd never happen.

 

[Clegg]

Pulis to Everton.

 

[Slizz]

Here you go!

Edit: The parts thing wasn't needed Part 2 is some fan one I think.

That was excellent.

 

[Salazar]

It's our year this year. I can feel it.

Needs more bitchmade qualifiers like "cheeky" and "sneaky"

Clegg, u sound depressed. There will be transferz. Good ones. For us. For u and me and the rest of us.

 

[Yurt]

30m is too much for Jovetic.

 

[Tc91]

That was excellent.

Yeah really good from Sky they did a Bale one also but I can't find it, love their montages at the end of seasons.

Edit: Here's the MoTD one! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkMr75j-Vw8

Really clever editing.

 

[Salazar]

30m is too much for Jovetic.

And they told us Wenger-as-aggressive-shopper wouldn't be full of lols

Fantasy-book futbol-GAF, fucking read this

 

[Clegg]

Needs more bitchmade qualifiers like "cheeky" and "sneaky"

Clegg, u sound depressed. There will be transferz. Good ones. For us. For u and me and the rest of us.

I wanted us to sign Rodriguez. He's a really good player and he's definitely not Ashley Young.

 

[K1LLER7]

I wanted us to sign Rodriguez. He's a really good player and he's definitely not Ashley Young.

We'll get Di Maria.

#ZahaMariaFuture

 

[Frank the Great]

sir clarence as our manager would make the racists' at juve/inturd/lazio heads explode!

i hope it happens.

 

[Salvadora]

How good is Jovetic?

 

[Joel Was Right]

We need creative midfielders more in the mould of Cazorla; we are too direct in our play.

#BringBackPossessionFootball

 

[Splatt]

Everything is set for Stoke to play tici-taca, with Charlie Adam being the crucial part.

 

[KidA Seven]

I wanted us to sign Rodriguez. He's a really good player and he's definitely not Ashley Young.

I still remember last season.

Hazard
Lucas
Zaha


We're stuck with Young, Valencia, and Zaha for next season. Nani is surely gone. It won't be bad if Valencia regains his form, but still not strong enough to compete in Europe.

 

[Kenka]

How good is Jovetic?

He was extraordinary against Bayern in the return leg in 2009.
And that's it.

 

[Joel Was Right]

How good is Jovetic?

The compilation vids on YouTube are average. For context, the compilation vids of Hleb made him comparable to Zidane

 

[Salazar]

The compilation vids on YouTube are average. For context, the compilation vids of Hleb made him comparable to Zidane

Di Maria 12/13 has made me one-fifth hard.

 

[Kyoufu]

Pulis to Everton.

Faridmon would become a Liverpool fan if this happened.

 

[Joel Was Right]

Di Maria 12/13 has made me one-fifth hard.

I rate Di Maria, personally. Madrid-GAF are unappreciative. He would be a great buy for United

 

[Yurt]

Inter 2 - 5 Udinese

-

Our Italian Quiche won Serie B GK of the year:

 

[Meier]

So Jovetic, Sanogo, Giroud and Podolski.

Assuming Podolski keeps his place at wide left, does this mean the end of Giroud?

Sanogo is very young. No way he'd displace him in real life yet.

 

[Fady K]

 

[Messi]

Inter 2 - 5 Udinese

How did he get a refs shirt lol

 

[Gareth Bale]

How did he get a refs shirt lol

From here

 

[Fady K]

How did he get a refs shirt lol

Bribed him.

 

[Salvadora]

He was extraordinary against Bayern in the return leg in 2009.
And that's it.

The compilation vids on YouTube are average. For context, the compilation vids of Hleb made him comparable to Zidane

:/

You'd expect Arsenal to blow their record transfer fee on someone better than that.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

The best part: Seedorf is attending a "coach course" in Brazil right now but, even if he completes it, his certificate wouldn't let him manage teams in the Serie A/PL/Liga/Bundes and so on. So, he'd have to attend another course in Italy and complete it before the CL playoffs.

Master plan.

The KNVB (Dutch soccer organisation) was starting some sort of special program for Seedorf for him to get his certificate faster or something.

Still, he's my favorite player ever, so I would love to see him coach and become successful.

 

[Yurt]

(made by @Juventus_FC_fan)

From here

Close! It's from here.

 

[Fady K]

Just imagine the shockwaves in this thread if the bees beat down the bavarian bear in the CL final.

 

[Gareth Bale]

Close! It's from here.

 

[Arnie]

Fucking hell, Sandro's rehabilitation's hit him hard.

 

[dc89]

Fady, that GIF is amazing!!

 

[Salazar]

I rate Di Maria, personally. Madrid-GAF are unappreciative. He would be a great buy for United

ZahALLAH is going to bring fearless pace. A bit of experienced creativity would be good.

Moyes is, at any rate, used to dependable crossing. I hold out hope that "get the fucking thing swung over there" will be a standing order.

 

[Frank the Great]

(made by @Juventus_FC_fan)

do any of you guys even watch milan games or do you just enjoy the trolling

 

[Messi]

do any of you guys even watch milan games or do you just enjoy the trolling

I do as I like Milan

Hell I watched a Milan game last night and it was amazing.

 

[Fady K]

Fady, that GIF is amazing!!

I know bro! Haha, caught it in the Xbox reveal thread

 

[Tc91]

Confirmed: Pulis leaves Stoke.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Fuck Pulis. Fuck him wearing a tracksuit and only bothering to suit up for interviews. Fuck his stupid cap.

 

[justjohn]

I dont remember the last time I was this excited for an upcoming season. Cannot fucking wait.