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[Marc]

Well that game was crazy. Although I thought people were to quick to underrate Pardew and the Newcastle squad, I didn't think they had it in them to boss a game like that against Chelsea.

Makes Liverpool's draw look a good result to an extent.

Strange season though, unless Arsenal win today... then they will have to be favourites for the title and seems clear they will buy a striker in Jan (not sure who is left at this point).

 

[KidA Seven]

u wot m8s

 

[GorillaJu]

Oh fucks sake, I just brought in Boruc, too. :lol

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Fucking hell southampton, was hoping for a clean sheet for FF

 

[Mr Cola]

lololololol

Gotta see this

Wind-assisted?

Begovic>Hart confirmed

Hard to tell because there was so much shouting over the analyst but apparently the weather is rediculous.

 

[Xhenxhefil]

I wonder if anybody ever told a joke involving Stoke deciding not to bother with a target man and telling the keeper to just lump it straight at the goal?

 

[Meier]

What do you think the odds were on Begovic first to score?

 

[Hieberrr]

Neuer, you idiot...

 

[Scum]

GOAL - Stoke 1-0 Southampton - Asmir Begovic (1 minute)

Extraordinary! Stoke goalkeeper Asmir Begovic scores after 14 seconds!
It's a windy day at the Britannia, it always is, but this is a monster of a wind-assisted goal! Begovic kicks it from deep in his own penalty area, Southampton's centre-halves let the ball bounce and it skips over the head of Artur Boruc to fly into the net. What a start!

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[Broder Salsa]

Lol broadcast just said Begovic scored?!?! What happened?

Begovic cleared the ball... Then it bounced over the twat in the Southampton goal.

 

[Manager]

Apparently no record.
Ledley King 10 seconds 2000/01 v Bradford City
Alan Shearer 10.4 seconds 2003 v Man City
Mark Viduka 11.1 seconds 2001 v Charlton
Today's goal 12 seconds

 

[Mr.Marston]

Well that game was crazy. Although I thought people were to quick to underrate Pardew and the Newcastle squad, I didn't think they had it in them to boss a game like that against Chelsea.

Makes Liverpool's draw look a good result to an extent.

Strange season though, unless Arsenal win today... then they will have to be favourites for the title and seems clear they will buy a striker in Jan (not sure who is left at this point).

Benzema innit.

Even though he's crap.

 

[spidye]

fuck this shit

just give dortmund the title

 

[The_Hitcher89]

What do you think the odds were on Begovic first to score?

Better than fucking Walters

 

[Ushojax]

Apparently no record.
Ledley King 10 seconds 2000/01 v Bradford City
Alan Shearer 10.4 seconds 2003 v Man City
Mark Viduka 11.1 seconds 2001 v Charlton
Today's goal 12 seconds

Ledley still the GOAT.

 

[Mr Cola]

Who let Jones into an attacking role :|

 

[Meier]

Dat dribbling by Silva. Shame the final pass wasn't right.

 

[L1NETT]

Lol I remember that king goal. We are true record breakers.

 

[Meadows]

Begovic 4th fastest scorer in Premier League history

 

[Salazar]

Phil Jones has no technique.

 

[Hixx]

Phil Jones has no technique.

Captain material.

 

[Pennywise]

Neuer D:

 

[Arnie]

Phil Jones has no technique.

Yet still he could become United's greatest ever player.

Because United just clank.

You worship clank.

 

[Fergie]

Phil Jones has no technique.

But he is a defensive beast.

Spoiler

most of the time

 

[KidA Seven]

yessssssssssssssssssss

 

[nampad]

Sobiech is such a loser. Marwijk should have given Mancienne a chance or move Westermann back into the center for Lam. Still don't know what Kreuzer and Fink were thinking. He isn't better than any of the available CB that are now getting their wage for sitting around. I can only understand the situation around Rajkovic because of his critic.

And van der Vaart, please let Calhanoglu do every freekick :/

Btw, go Hoffenheim. Never thought I would say that but they have to win.

 

[Salazar]

DAT GOAL

 

[Clegg]

BIG TONY V

 

[Mr Cola]

Gooooooooooooooooooooalllllllllllllll Valencia

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Nice goal.

 

[WJD]

Get in Valencia. Composed as fuck from Rooney.

 

[Yurt]

All Rooney

*Paging Pulga*

 

[Brinbe]

TONY VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

 

[K1LLER7]

Valencia scored :O

THE VALENCIA EFFECT

 

[spidye]

LOOOOOOL

 

[GQman2121]

Ugh, why couldn't we do that?

 

[Tc91]

TONY VVVVVVVVVVV =DDDD

 

[Best]

Great vision and composure from Rooney

 

[Rad-]

WTF Evra you had all the time in the world there.

 

[Kill Your Masters]

Jones pulled everyone in, easy one for Valencia.

Begovic then Valencia scoring, what's going on?

 

[Fergie]

Tony V to be confident now.

 

[KidA Seven]

Great pass from RVP
Great composure from Rppmey to pick out the final pass
Great run from Valencia

 

[The_Hitcher89]

get relegated Fulham

fucking nothing team

 

[Blablurn]

fuck this shit

just give dortmund the title

dont be a blablurn

 

[WJD]

Fulham are proper shit right now.

 

[KidA Seven]

I hope Berbamad yells at his teammates the whole game.

 

[3Sixty]

Fuck. My. Life

 

[Anderson]

Fulham are proper shit right now.

Aye, no wonder goals, no chance

 

[Meier]

Nasri! Argh.

 

[Hixx]

Borini if you are going to literally push a team mate off the ball you cannot pass to the opposition 2 seconds later.