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Forbes' 2004 highest-paid athletes (Tiger > *)
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norinrad21
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DMczaf said:
"Help me..."
I wouldn't mind having an average woman for a wife if i were rich. Chances are she will never sue my ass a few years down the road. Hot chics on ther otherhand are deadly and their vultures[lawyers] will eat you alive.
MJ is a smart man.
Poor Fila LAMO........
DMczaf said:
Same shit could have happened to Jordan. It seems NBA players have no will power when it comes to women. There is a bowling alley where a lot of the Wizards used to go to for charity event right outside DC, and Jordan was supposedly notorius for taking girls home with him. Kobe just picked a real pyscho, his decision making can definitely use some improvement both on and off the court.
And Juanita was never hot dude, wasn't she Jordan's high school sweetheart or something? Anyways, MJ could have done a lot better in the wife department. Though as always there is only one player who can resist the charms of hot women, and of course he is a Laker.
AC Green > Entire NBA
norinrad21
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Jordan doesn't screw underage girls on his day off....kobe kobe kobe
norinrad21
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bionic77 said:
of course he could have, but maybe this lady actually makes him feel like the luckiest man in the world while a pretty chick would only suck the life out of him[money].
Wasn't Vanessa Williams recently cheated on by her basketball prick?
norinrad21
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Guzim said:
LOL......well what goes around comes around
andthebeatgoeson
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In what country is she not nice looking?:
Ok, everybody can't be Britney Spears:
But even Britney isn't Britney.
Ok, everybody can't be Britney Spears:
But even Britney isn't Britney.
AirBrian said:What would you rather have?
a) An "average" looking wife with a long leash; or
b) A "hot" wife that demands $4 M rings, tatoos of her name on yourself, follows you into the bathroom, and a very short leash.
I'll take option a any day of the week.
Alas, Doug Christie chose the third option...
c) An "average" looking wife that demands $4 M rings, tatoos of her name on yourself, follows you into the bathroom, demands a signal after every basket, renews wedding vows every year, has to literally run from any female reporter no matter how ass ugly she is, and a very short leash.
AirBrian said:What would you rather have?
a) An "average" looking wife with a long leash; or
b) A "hot" wife that demands $4 M rings, tatoos of her name on yourself, follows you into the bathroom, and a very short leash.
I'll take option a any day of the week.
No one knows what heinous things MJ's wife forced him to do to stop her from divorcing her. I am sure it wasn't fun though. Both morons (Kobe and MJ) were retarded enough to get caught, and Kobe took it to a whole other level by choosing a pyscho to fool around with while MJ usually stays with unknown skanks so as to keep it on the DL. Once again, AC Green wins!!!!!
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