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[Megafoo Chavez]

bill oreily puts dos liberal bitches in their place. go back to seaworld DAWG

 

[Diablos]

Stop smoking so much pot. Seriously.

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

stop your mom from coming over to my house every night. seriously

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

stop your mom from coming over to my house every night. seriously

Weekend at Bernie's! Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurned!

 

[Diablos]

Megafoo, here's a quarter. Go put it in the washing machine.

 

[goodcow]

My head hurts.

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

Diablos, here's a dollar. Buy your mom some soap

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

OOH TWO MOM JOKES IN A ROW. r-r-r-r-r-WRAP battles.

 

[Diablos]

:lol

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

don't step in my park, cause ill punk you out. you be dissing weed? go back to drug school dare boy! im da numba 1 stunna, i'll cap you and think nuttin of it! i saw your grandma selling dope in the back of my school. what you think of that? nothins gonna change you can diss me all you want. ill smoke my weed you can jerk your cock! dun dun! now take your ass back to white boy road 8- mile!

 

[TekunoRobby]

Rap about monkeys in trees stealing people's wigs.

Only then can you prove yourself to be a superior rap artist.

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

me and diablos mom was walking in da jungle of south afirca. she said her hood' was tough, MY HOOD IS TOUGHER! tough like the jungle! *dun beat dun* we stood by a tree to get some shade and my shit was getting bigger. her eyes got so big it was meant to be, she pulled out that cock and smoked it like the finnest weed. i looked up in xtacy and what did i see? a monkey came down from a tree and stole that bitches wig

 

[TekunoRobby]

You are awesome, can you now rap about:

Little lego men are building a nuclear device, but they don't know that the nuclear waste is really melting their plastic skin!

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

no, no i can't.

 

[TekunoRobby]

no, no i can't.

Yes you can, don't give up on me. YOU HAVE THE RAP POWER YOU MUST USE IT FOR GOOD.

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

me and diablos mom went shopping for a butt plug at toys r us, but instead we bought these little lego men. chika-chika-chika-ZOOM. we drove home with the bag in da back while we smoked dat angel dust. when we got home dem little lego men were gone! dun dun beat dun dun the next night i was getting a blowjob from the bitch that works a krogers and what did i see? those lego man working underneath my feet. they were building some sort of device

a device to control the world. BIOTCH!

but they shouldve known, they shouldve known that nuCUlARE waste is not safe, there is no escape! they were melting all over da place. the plastic was ruining down to their legs, like your moms bad make up job. i tried to save up them but then i found a joint in the seat. SMOKE DAT SHIT

 

[TekunoRobby]

My song:
You be trippin' but I be thinkin' that these damn legos 'dun built a device... Not something for games or for fun but the damn thing is now way up in the sun... This hood aint big 'nuff for some plastic junk 'n gunk that takes an atom and splice... Moral of the story, now it gets gory, plastic melts under heat... From this nuclear beat...

HELP ME MEGAFOO, WAS THAT GOOD?

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

theres only one way to be like da foo'ster. you must cut off my skin and wear it

 

[TekunoRobby]

You have taught me much tonight foo. I shall rest and meditate upon this.