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Excuse my English.
So yeah. I had an appointment this afternoon and as always I use the same route (on my bicycle) which includes a small bridge which is in eyesight from my home.
As I approached said bridge I noticed a woman with a baby carrier and a toddler in front of her.
So I slowed down as you do. Coincidently the woman stopped and was interacting with her little boy. Behind her was a small wooden toddler bike made from wood.
Apparently the bridge has a slight convex to it so when I slowed down I began to see the little bike riding towards the edge lol.
I yelled "Watch out! X3"
Alas, it was to late and the bike fell off into the water.
We both were, I don't know.. waiting if it would sink or something lmao
Upon inspection (I'd already stepped off my bike) it kept itself afloat
So I took off all of my cranial accessories I layed flat on my stomach, reached and retrieved the wooden victim.
She was thankful
I said "Well, I certainly wasn't expecting this to happen today lol"
In which she replied same.
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Didn't type this fucking story for no one to read and call me a hero ffs.
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Big Baller
Al Pachinko, Konami President
Excuse my English.
So yeah. I had an appointment this afternoon and as always I use the same route (on my bicycle) which includes a small bridge which is in eyesight from my home.
As I approached said bridge I noticed a woman with a baby carrier and a toddler in front of her.
So I slowed down as you do. Coincidently the woman stopped and was interacting with her little boy. Behind her was a small wooden toddler bike made from wood.
Apparently the bridge has a slight convex to it so when I slowed down I began to see the little bike riding towards the edge lol.
I yelled "Watch out! X3"
Alas, it was to late and the bike fell off into the water.
We both were, I don't know.. waiting if it would sink or something lmao
Upon inspection (I'd already stepped off my bike) it kept itself afloat
So I took off all of my cranial accessories I layed flat on my stomach, reached and retrieved the wooden victim.
She was thankful
I said "Well, I certainly wasn't expecting this to happen today lol"
In which she replied same.
FIN
Maiden Voyage
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A N I M A L W E L L
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Posh piss.
Damn bro. Didn't expect that quote. That makes 2.
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Big Baller
Al Pachinko, Konami President
It was supposed to be ME!
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precision weapons only mmmmk?
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Dacvak
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Unfortunately I have another weekend where I’m working the whole time. But at least I’m up in NorCal with some of the nicest damn weather possible. 70-80 and sunny
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Al Pachinko, Konami President
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happy Friday, losers.
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Al Pachinko, Konami President
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Al Pachinko, Konami President
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Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Today I learned what the fuck an animal well is.
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Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Today I learned what an animal well is, and I nutted in the animal well.
Animal well.
Big Baller
Al Pachinko, Konami President
godverdomme.
Kwartje kwam van héél hoog
KIJK UIT
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
There goes the village's water supply!
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It's well known.
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West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
It looks likes some old hoes are showing back up in Meta GAF , starting shit. 
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Weather control has been viewed as a mark of a Type I civilization.
Could humans have been a Type I before?
And if so, how and why did the humans regress?
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Maiden Voyage
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Best to ignore them. They want attention and drama, same as always.It looks likes some old hoes are showing back up in Meta GAF , starting shit.
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
Ignore who? And what drama and attention?
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NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
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Maiden Voyage
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Go play Animal Well and thank me later
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