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[Grildon Tundy]

I'd be honored to have the net worth of a Dirk Nowitzki.

Imagine how much bratwurst and hassenpfeffer $140M could buy.

Dirk's my boy. We share a likeness. One time when the NCAA championships were in my city, I went to the street-party downtown, and some drunk dudes yelled out "Dirk Nowitzki!!!". They were probably messing with me, but I played along and had them take a picture holding me a foot above their heads with my legs out of frame so they could have a picture with the legend.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Imagine how much bratwurst and hassenpfeffer $140M could buy.

Dirk's my boy. We share a likeness. One time when the NCAA championships were in my city, I went to the street-party downtown, and some drunk dudes yelled out "Dirk Nowitzki!!!". They were probably messing with me, but I played along and had them take a picture holding me a foot above their heads with my legs out of frame so they could have a picture with the legend.

That's awesome man!

I've had something similar where people thought i looked like West Texas CEO . So many guys wanted to give me their number.....

 

[Grildon Tundy]

West Texas CEO , nice avatar lmao

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Is it a GI JOE figure?

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Sorry for trolling y'all

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Hey listen.

My regular BILTF i coming back to work on the 29th.

I'm seriously contemplating getting a short cut. That's 3 years of long hair gone.

Quite the discicion.

It's just so much work and i never wear it loose. Always in a knot. And I can say fuck it at any point and grow it back.

But I have options.

Left and middle.

Or...

what do y'all think?

 

[Grildon Tundy]

Sorry for trolling y'all

Y'all still usin' "y'all"? Oof. Big yikes. imma boutta clapback. This ain't it, chief. I am shaking. fr fr no cap on god that straight ain't bussin. touch grass. high-key, the vibe is sus af, throwing off the squad's glow-up, and imma need receipts

For real, for real: long live the second-person plural pronoun

 

[West Texas CEO]

Biltf?

Bitch I like to fuck?

 

[Grildon Tundy]

Hey listen.

My regular BILTF i coming back to work on the 29th.

I'm seriously contemplating getting a short cut. That's 3 years of long hair gone.

Quite the discicion.

It's just so much work and i never wear it loose. Always in a knot. And I can say fuck it at any point and grow it back.

But I have options.

Left and middle.

Or...

what do y'all think?

If you want a youthful look, go broccoli:

For real, though, I'd go with Big Boss if I could pull it off.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

You guys kill me ❤

Y'all still usin' "y'all"? Oof. Big yikes. imma boutta clapback. This ain't it, chief. I am shaking. fr fr no cap on god that straight ain't bussin. touch grass. high-key, the vibe is sus af, throwing off the squad's glow-up, and imma need receipts

For real, for real: long live the second-person plural pronoun

Y'all is awesome. I've explained before i say it in a cowboy accent

Biltf?

Bitch I like to fuck?

Almost. Barber.

For real, though, I'd go with Big Boss if I could pull it off.

Right?

Anyways some examples

What I have know.

Love this.

This as well.... Like the Gosling one

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Btw Grildon Tundy

 

[Grildon Tundy]

Btw Grildon Tundy

Dope! Nice sound design. I like how the groove is playing around in a minor scale (or some other non-typical non-major scale) and then there's that wave of a major chord that comes in every once in a while, like the big one at 1:29. Another one's at 5:09. Really cool combo

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

SOMA



God i love this stuff haha

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

 

[kanjobazooie]

John Marston I thought you were out surviving in the wilderness with raccoons

 

[AJUMP23]

If you are living in the wilderness could you take and ride a moose?

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[John Marston]

John Marston I thought you were out surviving in the wilderness with raccoons

Tuesday night I went to a truck stop/convenience store to buy milk for my coffee and took advantage of their wifi.

I just came back a week early. The nights were unexpectedly cold and rainy. I could have stayed inside but I can do the same in my apartment minus the raccoons

There's just something about the weather man it's weird...

I wasn't relaxing & enjoying myself.

 

[John Marston]

If you are living in the wilderness could you take and ride a moose?

Out in the cabin during winter I did see caribou. They are majestic

 

[AJUMP23]

Is North America the only region with giant deer adjectives animals like elk and moose and caribou?

Does China have some cool tall beast

 

[John Marston]

Is North America the only region with giant deer adjectives animals like elk and moose and caribou?

Does China have some cool tall beast

I never saw no Bigfoot nor did I do shrooms while in the cabin during summer/winter

 

[Grildon Tundy]

Is North America the only region with giant deer adjectives animals like elk and moose and caribou?

Does China have some cool tall beast

ChatGPT said no moose, but there were at least a few seen there:

Rare images of wild moose captured in northeast China - People's Daily Online

The news that wildlife monitors have captured images of six moose in the Greater Khingan Range for the first time was confirmed by the local natural reserve in the Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region on May 12.

en.people.cn

They have cool dudes like the Siberian musk deer:

And the takin:

 

[AJUMP23]

I never saw no Bigfoot nor did I do shrooms while in the cabin during summer/winter

Chinese Bigfoot.

 

[John Marston]

Those 2 teeth/fangs on the Siberian musk deer

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I ride my moose every other night.

To make a statement: I'm born on Canadian soil and thus special

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[John Marston]

I'm born on Canadian soil and thus special

Mon cousin canadien

 

[badblue]

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[Grildon Tundy]

It looks like CG, but I have no real-life reference to compare it to to know for sure. I've seen people fall, but America's Funniest Home Videos never taught me how a moose would look.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

It looks like CG, but I have no real-life reference to compare it to to know for sure. I've seen people fall, but America's Funniest Home Videos never taught me how a moose would look.

Yeah that beverage sure doesn't look lifelike ....

 

[West Texas CEO]

Yeah that beverage sure doesn't look lifelike ....

He was talking about the moose.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

Yeah that beverage sure doesn't look lifelike ....

Right? It looks like something made up that you'd drink out of a sense of duty to your country because you're salty yours didn't create McDonald's.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

He was talking about the moose.

Really?

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I cant use gifs anymore and my font is haif it's size

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I cant use gifs anymore and my font is haif it's size

Help me you degenerates

 

[West Texas CEO]

Help me you degenerates

I can't!

Hold up, let me contact gaf support:

BadBurger , get ITT!

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I can't!

Hold up, let me contact gaf support:

BadBurger , get ITT!

Better hurry

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Mobile android chrome

 

[kanjobazooie]

Better hurry

I’m genuinely afraid I’ll have nightmares if I stare into those eyes.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Huh? That's my charming look ..

... he typed in miniature font..

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

Better hurry

It reminds me of this...

 

[Grildon Tundy]

Huh? That's my charming look ..

... he typed in miniature font..

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Indeed.

Same playing AC6 now. Can't read shit.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Going to turn that place into my gaming place soonish..

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

So my friend make a screenshot of me playing Rubicon

 

[Maiden Voyage]

what did u do?

 

[badblue]