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Fruit is amazing.
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FootballFan
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Mate.
All you need to know about fruit and evolution
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBvvGi_2A
(someone else may be able to give you a better answer than I am)
SirRyanOfSmeg
Member
Fruit is fucking great, pears are my favourite. Crunchy goodness!
I haven't eaten strawberries in ages, I should really get some.
I haven't eaten strawberries in ages, I should really get some.
Zen_Arcade
Banned
Fruit is some of the best food. Hardly a day goes by that I don't have some sort of fruit.
OP, open your fruit horizon and try asian fruits!
My favorite, a durian. Smells like shit, tastes like heaven.
My second favorite, rambuten. Tastes like little bit size fleshy nectar.
And of course mangos! Tastes like your eating honey in fleshy form.
Other contenders for best fruits ever that I'm too lazy to get pictures for:
Jack Fruit - I can eat it all day.
Dragon Fruit - sort of like a less acidic kiwi but without any of the hairy messy.
Asian Pear - juicy ass mother fucker. you aren't ready for all of the sweet juice this pear will give you.
Guava - I actually prefer the drink more than eating the fruit. But it still has a nice hard crunch to it that I enjoy.
I freakin love fruits and can eat it everyday if I could afford to.
My favorite, a durian. Smells like shit, tastes like heaven.
My second favorite, rambuten. Tastes like little bit size fleshy nectar.
And of course mangos! Tastes like your eating honey in fleshy form.
Other contenders for best fruits ever that I'm too lazy to get pictures for:
Jack Fruit - I can eat it all day.
Dragon Fruit - sort of like a less acidic kiwi but without any of the hairy messy.
Asian Pear - juicy ass mother fucker. you aren't ready for all of the sweet juice this pear will give you.
Guava - I actually prefer the drink more than eating the fruit. But it still has a nice hard crunch to it that I enjoy.
I freakin love fruits and can eat it everyday if I could afford to.
jts
...hate me...
Bananas are superb and super versatile.
I eat them with greek yogurt, I make eggsellent protein pancakes, smoothies, Elvis sandwiches, fried, with icecream, make bread out of them, eat them by themselves, etc.
Ofc strawberries another god-tier fruit, everybody knows that.
And cold watermelon for the hot summer days.
Avocado if it counts.
Prunes for that sweet bite full of fiber to get you going.
IDK, it's easier to point out fruit I don't like. What I usually dread is all the micro management regarding ripeness, preparation and whatnot. So I stick with bananas and prunes because they both come in smart packages.
I eat them with greek yogurt, I make eggsellent protein pancakes, smoothies, Elvis sandwiches, fried, with icecream, make bread out of them, eat them by themselves, etc.
Ofc strawberries another god-tier fruit, everybody knows that.
And cold watermelon for the hot summer days.
Avocado if it counts.
Prunes for that sweet bite full of fiber to get you going.
IDK, it's easier to point out fruit I don't like. What I usually dread is all the micro management regarding ripeness, preparation and whatnot. So I stick with bananas and prunes because they both come in smart packages.
DOWN
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These are the most god awful, unappetizing, bizarre descriptions.
FootballFan
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You should try toast with nutella and a slice of banana in between. Absolutely sensational combination. Goes together like cr7 and diving.
Its hard to describe fruits man. I can't just say they all taste sweet.
Bilberries are like blueberries, but smaller, and they grow wild in the forest in low bushes near the ground. I'd say the taste is similar to blueberries, but more intense, more tarty.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaccinium_myrtillus
Now cloudberries grow up in the north on swamps. Might look a bit like a raspberry, but tastes totally different. Tarty, but still sweet. I'd say the taste is pretty unique, I can't really describe it that well.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubus_chamaemorus
Both are great in pies, cakes, ice creams, jams, juices and liquors, or freshly picked with some sugar & cream.
Someone just a couple of days ago was telling me abut this fruit. His said it "smells like shit, tastes like pussy"... pretty much the same as your description lolOP, open your fruit horizon and try asian fruits!
My favorite, a durian. Smells like shit, tastes like heaven.
Need to try it someday.
Fruits are Nature's Candy.
Love me some smoothies too.
Mangos are the shit.
Love me some smoothies too.
And of course mangos! Tastes like your eating honey in fleshy form.
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Mangos are the shit.
PlayALLtheGames
Banned
Watermelon, strawberries, oranges, tangerines and pineapples are probably among my favorite. I enjoy almost all fruit.
Prunes and dates can fuck off though.
Prunes and dates can fuck off though.
Here's how to properly enjoy durian.
First time you go down on it, you won't like it. But it's ok, wait a few days then try it again. You'll find that the taste of it now overcomes the shocking smell of it. Again, wait a few more days.
The 3rd time you try it, you'll love it forever and will feel like everyone else is living in the Matrix while you've awakened.
jts
...hate me...
Pomegranate is probably the best fruit. Amazing really.
You should join football gaf. Welcome Who do you support
West Ham!
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Cantaloupe is the best fruit
FootballFan
Member
Haha long Johnson. Great post.
I forgot to mention apples. Yes they are very common, but a good apple is incredible
Incredible.
Winston Reid's home.(for now)
feel free to join us mate. We have many west ham supporters.
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=973034&page=1
I forgot to mention apples. Yes they are very common, but a good apple is incredible
Incredible.
Winston Reid's home.(for now)
feel free to join us mate. We have many west ham supporters.
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=973034&page=1
Captain Rage Quit 69
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Mangoes and guavas are a staple fruit around here when we make fruit dishes.
Everyone here is scaring me from the durian, though. Makes me feel like I have to surgically remove smell receptors from my body before consuming one... >>;;;HideyoshiJP
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Robot Carnival
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OP, open your fruit horizon and try asian fruits!
My favorite, a durian. Smells like shit, tastes like heaven.
My second favorite, rambuten. Tastes like little bit size fleshy nectar.
And of course mangos! Tastes like your eating honey in fleshy form.
Other contenders for best fruits ever that I'm too lazy to get pictures for:
Jack Fruit - I can eat it all day.
Dragon Fruit - sort of like a less acidic kiwi but without any of the hairy messy.
Asian Pear - juicy ass mother fucker. you aren't ready for all of the sweet juice this pear will give you.
Guava - I actually prefer the drink more than eating the fruit. But it still has a nice hard crunch to it that I enjoy.
I freakin love fruits and can eat it everyday if I could afford to.
you need to add mangosteen in there, the queen of fruit. those are so nice but a shame you pretty much can't find fresh ones here in the US (not very often anyway). be warn thou, if you're eating a fresh one with shell, make sure you don't wear light color clothing since the shell has this kinda red coloring in it that's really hard to wash off.
Blargonaut
Banned
OP, open your fruit horizon and try asian fruits!
My favorite, a durian. Smells like shit, tastes like heaven.
Durian is the God Fruitess.
Eating durian is like dining on a buffet of only the richest, most tart cheesecake you will ever find, lying down afterwards for a thirteen-hour beauty sleep while digesting it then waking up to have the creamiest shit in your entire life, only to glance down at the toilet water and discover that you're squatting above your plate at the banquet table, having never left the buffet in the first place.
Nikodemos
Member
wut.
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
I absolutely adore fruit. My fridge is full of it. Will eat it numerous times a day. It's so freaking good
Ray Wonder
Founder of the Wounded Tagless Children
So it's like a shat out cheescake. I'm down.
Captain Rage Quit 69
Banned
A lot of "vegetables" are really fruits: cucumber, pumpkin, squash, avocado
http://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-l...-blog/fruit-vegetable-difference/bgp-20056141
Junior Mint
Member
I love almost all fruits I've tried (that includes durian) except apples. Fuck apples.
Zen_Arcade
Banned
So it's a psychedelic fruit then? Because you were definitely high.
You seem like a cool guy. I want to be your friend.OP, open your fruit horizon and try asian fruits!
My favorite, a durian. Smells like shit, tastes like heaven.
My second favorite, rambuten. Tastes like little bit size fleshy nectar.
And of course mangos! Tastes like your eating honey in fleshy form.
Other contenders for best fruits ever that I'm too lazy to get pictures for:
Jack Fruit - I can eat it all day.
Dragon Fruit - sort of like a less acidic kiwi but without any of the hairy messy.
Asian Pear - juicy ass mother fucker. you aren't ready for all of the sweet juice this pear will give you.
Guava - I actually prefer the drink more than eating the fruit. But it still has a nice hard crunch to it that I enjoy.
I freakin love fruits and can eat it everyday if I could afford to.
GustyGardens
Banned
Pineapple is definitely top tier. It's also my favorite.
PartlyCloudlike
Member
Chilled, ripe mango is GOAT. Second is chilled, ripe watermelon.
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
I'm surprised the anti-fruit brigade (because sugar is toxic, i saw it on youtube once) hasn't posted yet. We actually have members who think that.
King of how to eat fruit: fruit pico de gallo
King of how to eat fruit: fruit pico de gallo
I'm Mexican and I still can't bring myself to enjoy fruit with lime juice and chili powderI'm surprised the anti-fruit brigade (because sugar is toxic, i saw it on youtube once) hasn't posted yet. We actually have members who think that.
King of how to eat fruit: fruit pico de gallo
I like those on other stuff, just not fruit.PartlyCloudlike
Member
OP, open your fruit horizon and try asian fruits!
My favorite, a durian. Smells like shit, tastes like heaven.
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Once my dad brought durian into work, a semiconductor company. He kept it in the refrigerator in the lounge area. Later that afternoon several employees reported toxic fumes emitting from the lounge area. When my dad heard that they were going to evacuate the building and bring people in with hazmat suits, he immediately knew what happened and reached out to the supervisor to explain that it wasn't toxic odors employees were smelling. It was his durian.
It was the first and last time he packed durian for lunch.
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