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Fuck..... I have to be a grownup now
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ZombieSupaStar
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wait u werent even 21 and giving out dating tips all these years!?
....oh god....
....oh god....
Azwethinkweiz
Member
If you are able to tell any of us what you did tonight, your friends did not do their job.
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
No but seriously, you basted a turkey didn't you? You stuffed the bitch and the oven timer is about to ding. You heartless bitch. I'm sicking Bill Cosby on your ass.
As for my 21st birthday, it both blew and sucked at the same time. I didn't really no anyone, so I went home for the weekend. I woke up bday morning to my parents and sisters screaming at each other....the dinner was boring as hell....and that night my dad took me to a bar and I had my "first beer". I honestly would have rather done nothing.
Oh well, at least my 23rd birthday a few months ago was a tale of drunkenness. Happy birthday.
Oh well, at least my 23rd birthday a few months ago was a tale of drunkenness. Happy birthday.
Duck of Death
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Two chicks at the same time.
Mike Works
Member
Wait, I'm older than you? hahahahaha
andthebeatgoeson
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25 is a great age. Girls get a lot easier.
The Shadow
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Cubsfan23 said:
Ah yes. I remember the first time I had to carve the turkey too.
darscot said:
For real.
Unless you've been living it pretty straightforward and by the book, I don't think there's much for you to look forward just because you turned 21.
I guess if you roll like that, you can now go to a titty bar, and surround yourself with whores, booze and big, fat, vanilla flavored cuban cigars, without being looked down upon.
I guess if you roll like that, you can now go to a titty bar, and surround yourself with whores, booze and big, fat, vanilla flavored cuban cigars, without being looked down upon.
videogamer
Banned
Don't you already have your MD? That makes *ahem* a difference.skinnyrattler said:
Oh yeah, 21 feels awful. I feel old. The freshmen are having a time of their lives while I studied straight through my freshman year.
Wellington
BAAAALLLINNN'
evil ways said:
Yeah you can live like me. :| ...
I didn't even do much at 21, just went out with my girlfriend at the time and it was also an anniversary. That was a lot better than getting sloshed.
demon said:
I didn't start drinking until I was about 22 or so. There was no reason for it, my parents were *smart* and never labeled it a vice, so I never really chased booze with any frequency. I just didn't bother. I was also - for awhile - a pretty self-righteous cock in that regard, but I finally relented.
The funnier version goes like this:
I was doing some freelance work for my former fulltime employer in 2002, I'd started there as an intern in 2000. So while I was rigging up one of the new LampMacs, the intern cursed a few times in a row, and then sheepishly admitted, "I'd never cursed before I started working here." I told her that it was okay, that "I didn't drink until I started working here."
At which point, one of the writers who'd been there for ages stopped behind me, thought for a moment, and said "Shit, you're *right*..."
Good times.
(Also, my 21st sucked, so I've actually gone to the girly extreme of not counting it. It was one of those rare combinations of no one but my parents remembering, and everyone being too busy to even hang out.)
Alex Anderson
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Wow, I haven't used the phrase "a grown up" since I was 10.
andthebeatgoeson
Junior Member
demon said:
Yeah, I guess it applies to to college age chicks but there still is a difference after that post 21 yo silly whore age. Now, sex after the 1st 3 dates is not unusual. I remember still having to put in work back in college. Still had to go thru the 1st few dates/movies/stupid trips to Applebee's 'Oh, I'll get the steak cuz he's trying to get some" stage that's a distant memory now.
Women know what they want after 25 (or at least when it comes to sex) and are not afraid to taking/giving it up and you can focus more on the person. That's right, I said it. Early sex helps me focus on her as a person. In high school and college, if the booty seemed right, I would go along for the trip just to figure my way into some 'things' just to end up trying to get rid of her months later. I encourage all women to to heed my words.....;p
Escape Goat
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A 21 year old is giving the forum dating tips? :lol
StrikerObi
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My friends threw me in Wescott Fountain.
School tradition. It was fucking cold and I damn near cracked my skull, but it was fun.
School tradition. It was fucking cold and I damn near cracked my skull, but it was fun.
Matrix
LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world hed rather have. The problem is, Dwyanes not a woman.
darscot said:
Just great,I turn 25 in a few weeks
It's bad enough i'm starting to feel old,but now I got to worry about other people thinking i'm a failure and fuck up.
Shit...its ok for me to think that,but other damn people *sigh*
Litigation Manuel
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BuddyChrist83 said:
Just be glad you aren't 17. It's rough. I mean, you look in the mirror and you can see your facial hair coming in, and there's lines under your eyes from dry skin. Radiohead starts to make sense, it's tough. Shit, I'm getting old. Dying a little more everyday...
I hear you even start dating girls :OLitigation Manuel said:
Just be glad you aren't 17. It's rough. I mean, you look in the mirror and you can see your facial hair coming in, and there's lines under your eyes from dry skin. Radiohead starts to make sense, it's tough. Shit, I'm getting old. Dying a little more everyday...
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
J2 Cool said:
It's:
"Our little baby's all grownsed up!"
Edit: "Cuz you're grownsed up, and you're grownsed up and you're grownsed up! ... I'm the asshole in this place right? I'm the asshole? I'm out of here, I would never eat in this place anyway." :lol Best movie ever.
Justin Bailey
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He has to wait until midnight.Eminem said:
Litigation Manuel said:
Just be glad you aren't 17. It's rough.
I'm glad I'm not 17 because I'd have to be in high school again, and high school was my very own pergatory. I swear to God, I think the happiest moment in my life was getting that damned diploma, and thinking "ARRIVEDERCI, YOU BASTARDS!"
Facial hair can be taken care of with a good razor, 4 years of emotional hell takes years of (expensive) therapy.
Justin Bailey said:
pfft, i'm sure he has friends over 21. he should be getting to the bars already half in the bag so he drinks a shitload at the bar with the free first shots he'll get, so he pukes for an hour and doesn't remember a thing except it was awesome. yeah, just like that.
Kuro Madoushi
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I'm 23 and waiting for the girlfriend's period to come...
She took a pregnancy test, and they came back negative, I just hope they STAY that way...
Just worried cause the blood didn't come out yet, COME DAMN YOU! COME!
She took a pregnancy test, and they came back negative, I just hope they STAY that way...
Just worried cause the blood didn't come out yet, COME DAMN YOU! COME!
JackFrost2012
Banned
Cubsfan is only 20? hahahahahaha what
Date of Lies
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Congradulations, 21 is the age when you start losing erections. Guess C+F won't help you now :lol
Have a blast
EDIT: Just tell the girl "Maybe you need to try a bit harder"
Have a blast
EDIT: Just tell the girl "Maybe you need to try a bit harder"
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