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[Topher]

I'm now $10k in debt and I just fried my GPU trying to do some kind of "overvolting" "underclocking" something or another.

You guys lied to me.

PC gaming is a scam. Fuck you. Fuck you all.

edit: this ain't serious folks

 

[64bitmodels]

I'm now $10k in debt and I just fried my GPU trying to do some kind of "overvolting" "underclocking" something or another.

This is why i dont touch any of that over/underclocking stuff. just undervolting if it can be helped

 

[Zathalus]

Good news, 5090 is out next year. You can go another $2000 in debt.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Drunk?

 

[Skifi28]

Did you forget to download more ram again?

 

[BennyBlanco]

That guy rules, I’m sorry. It’s like if you told Andy Kaufman to troll a gaming forum of nerds.

 

[M1chl]

Sounds like skill issue or defective part

 

[Gaiff]

Up there with the guys bitching about downloading drivers for every component like this was the mid-90s. Except that they’re serious.

 

[Topher]

Drunk?

Context:

Gaming PC wins!

I'm finally going to gaming PC. I noticed after 18 years of being a Apple mac guy I always took about 10 minutes to adjust the settings so it works like Windows. I seriously can't believe that I didn't notice that after so many freaking years. I also console guy for years. PS12345, all the...

www.neogaf.com

Bullshiting, but no....not drunk, unfortunately

 

[ShadyAcshuns]

 

[TransTrender]

GPUs have been running at the redline for a long time so I don't bother to overclock those anymore. Here it's mostly power limiting and custom fan curves. Not sure why undervolting anything would cause a permanent problem.

 

[Rocco Schiavone]

 

[Puscifer]

Tacones prada

 

[Codes 208]

Skill issue

 

[T4keD0wN]

Did you do this before or after deleting system32 files?

 

[LectureMaster]

 

[Clear]

Damn... OP exceeded my expectations based on the thread title!

 

[Radical_3d]

That guy rules, I’m sorry. It’s like if you told Andy Kaufman to troll a gaming forum of nerds.

If it’s intentional he’s a genius of posting high.

 

[bender]

 

[TintoConCasera]

Fuck PC​

O-okay?!

 

[FunkMiller]

Get a laptop. You can crack the lid slightly and fuck it that way.

…oh, you weren’t looking for instructions were you?

 

[Fermbiz]

 

[saintjules]

Drunk?

Can't be. The grammar is too on point vs. some sober people on here with their thread titles.

 

[Radical_3d]

O-okay?!

Least horny Spaniard.

 

[Little Chicken]

 

[BennyBlanco]

If it’s intentional he’s a genius of posting high.

It’s 100% intentional and gets everybody all riled up every time.

 

[reinking]

I'm now $10k in debt and I just fried my GPU trying to do some kind of "overvolting" "underclocking" something or another.

You guys lied to me.

PC gaming is a scam. Fuck you. Fuck you all.

...but do you have 61k in games on PC that you will lose access to?

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

If you’re already $10K in debt, what’s another $4K-$5K anyway? Get yourself a 5090 and a Asus Republican Gamers Maximus Supremo board and you’ll be future proof for 2 years at least

 

[jshackles]

 

[Hawking Radiation]

 

[analog_future]

 

[Kagoshima_Luke]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Skifi28]

I'm stealing this. Prepare yourself Little Chicken

 

[bender]

That guy rules, I’m sorry. It’s like if you told Andy Kaufman to troll a gaming forum of nerds.

I see it more as the inverse of Groundhogs Day. David B. is Bill Murray, sorry in advanced for the comparison if you are reading this Bill, but he's the only one who can't remember the repeated day. Instead everyone else (us) remembers every repeated day as each thread Dave creates drives us further and further into madness.

The good news is, I'm getting everyone on GAF a toaster for Christmas.

 

[Topher]

Good news, 5090 is out next year. You can go another $2000 in debt.

 

[Magic Carpet]

Glad it was 'just' the GPU, those can be replaced easy and cheaply.

 

[Blackage]

I'm now $10k in debt and I just fried my GPU trying to do some kind of "overvolting" "underclocking" something or another.

You guys lied to me.

PC gaming is a scam. Fuck you. Fuck you all.

 

[Denton]

Agreed, fuck political correctness. Plague on humanity.

 

[Radical_3d]

It’s 100% intentional and gets everybody all riled up every time.

Time to recover this oldie:

 

[Kenneth Haight]

“I told you playing on PC would end in tears, you can come back in to the winning team Topher, all is forgiven”

 

[LectureMaster]

a Asus Republican Gamers Maximus Supremo board

Better do a Democratic gamer board as you might be qualified to be forgiven your debt.

 

[MLSabre]

I've been a PC gamer since I was a kid and I never bothered with -clocking or -volting or whatever. Whether this thread is satire or not, I don't see the need of messing with those settings unless you're a tech enthusiast.

 

[Fahdis]

Fuck you. Fuck you all.

Most of GAF is ready and willing.

Will cost another 10K though for whore services of our calibre.

 

[bender]

Most of GAF is ready and willing.

Will cost another 10K though for whore services of our calibre.

I wouldn't even fuck Topher with your dick.

 

[HogIsland]

You could reasonably game on this $750 laptop:

• 2.4 GHz Intel Core i5 10-Core (13th Gen)
• 16GB DDR5 RAM | 512GB M.2 SSD
• 15.6" 1920 x 1080 144 Hz IPS Display
• NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4060 (8GB GDDR6)

https://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/1811271-REG/lenovo_83dv009mus_15_6_loq_15_laptop.html

 

[OverHeat]

Topher what the hell???

 

[Topher]

I wouldn't even fuck Topher with your dick.

 

[Topher]

Topher what the hell???

 

[chromatic9]

 

[Fahdis]

I wouldn't even fuck Topher with your dick.