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FUCK YOU, HICCUPS!

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Hitokage

Setec Astronomer
I haven't had "hiccups" in ages, although on rare occasion I may have a single hiccup, but I'm good enough with my diaphragm to stop it from happening again.
 

Suerte

Member
You need your girlfriend to phone and tell you she's pregnant or that she's really a man, something to that effect.
 

Ecrofirt

Member
I had pictured a slightly different remedy coming from you, but I see you're far too good a man.

If my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, I'd shit my pants... then probably make a thread about it.
 

gblues

Banned
My almost-never-fail hiccup remedy is to get a teaspoon-full of granluated sugar and let it slowly dissolve in my mouth.

Nathan
 

Suerte

Member
Ecrofirt said:
I had pictured a slightly different remedy coming from you, but I see you're far too good a man.

Well there is the alternative method of furious masturbation, but for it to cure hiccups you need to record yourself doing it and then send it to me. 100% proven to work!
 

AntoneM

Member
holding my breath has always worked for me, it might not work the first time, it never does for me, but after 2 or 3 times it's done.
 
Shocking someone out of hiccups works the best. Tell them that their car got totalled or their place got broken into or something. DO NOT tell them that someone they know has died as that is cruel.
 
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