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[Kaladin]

Two people caught joyriding through

Spoiler

Ohio

in the buff were arrested by police over the weekend.

Authorities say an employee of a business called police after seeing the naked pair standing outside a car in the business' parking lot around midnight Saturday.

Police said the car was also seen driving up on a curb and through a tree lawn on Crocker Road in Westlake before being pulled over by an officer.

Alexandria Mauer, 24, was eating a slice of pizza while driving naked, police said. Her passenger, 33-year-old Kenneth Gillespie was also naked, holding a beer can between his feet, according to police.

Mauer was arrested for DUI and released to a family member around 2 a.m. Less than an hour later, she was again spotted wandering along Bradley Road, this time in clothes. Police said she got in an argument with her driver and jumped out of the car. She was again arrested for disorderly conduct/intoxication.

Gillespie—who was on probation for drug possession—urinated in the back of the police cruiser after arrest, police said. He was charged with disorderly conduct/intoxication, open container and public indecency.

He was released just after 9 a.m. and given an old pair of jail pants and shoes to wear home.

You will never guess where this time :

Spoiler

Ohio

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[Shaanyboi]

"Where did it all go wrong..."

 

[Avixph]

You ruined the game OP.

 

[Alcotholic]

That's not how G/A/F works

 

[Mammoth Jones]

Don't do drugs.

 

[idlewild_]

Was the pizza hot?

 

[Skellig Gra]

So meth or something?

 

[BronsonLee]

But Ohio doesn't start with any of those letters!

 

[Africanus]

In breaking news, Ohio was annexed by the sovereign state of Florida.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

That it's

The game is broken.

You can't have a G/A/F without a G, A, or F.

 

[Nyx]

So meth or something?

Eating pizza while on meth? Hard to believe, you don't want to eat at all then.

 

[Fury451]

Huzzah, my state has made the news!

Of course it's for this, it's always for stuff like this.

 

[Shaanyboi]

So meth or something?

Or just stupid

 

[Kaladin]

It's a swerve you jabronis.


and the A can stand for the A in 'Merica.

 

[TapeDispenser1000]

"Where did it all go wrong..."

Probably when he got his initials tattooed on his neck.

 

[theaface]

Two people caught joyriding through Ohio

You will never guess where this time

Is it Ohio?

 

[ItIsOkBro]

The lady on top looks extremely familiar, I feel like she has another GAF topic for doing crazy shit.

 

[Opus Angelorum]

He has his initials tattooed on his neck...

 

[cirrhosis]

The critically important question that no one is asking is "what kind of pizza was it?"

I hope it was anchovy, that's the best

 

[glaurung]

Amazing.

The left half of his upper torso is like a tattoo artist training area. Whatever was there in the beginning, now it's just a black mess.

 

[TimorousPanda]

You will never guess where this time :

Spoiler

Ohio

I was going to guess a place named within G/A/F, so you're right. I didn't have a chance.

 

[Sulik2]

Don't get drunk people.

 

[JustAnotherMike]

He has his initials tattooed on his neck...

He is a big Kevin Garnett fan. Timberwolves for life.

 

[SliceSabre]

We like our pizza a lot here in Ohio.

 

[BronsonLee]

It's a swerve you jabronis.


and the A can stand for the A in 'Merica.

Just when I think I have the answers..

 

[Spinluck]

I knew it wasn't Florida.

 

[iMax]

 

[Kaladin]

I knew it wasn't Florida.

Being naked in Florida isn't a suspicious activity....especially in certain parts.

 

[rtcn63]

The lady on top looks extremely familiar, I feel like she has another GAF topic for doing crazy shit.

 

[leadbelly]

That's nothing. I remember a story about a couple in Russia having sex on the side of a fountain while people walked past.

Probably NSFW, though it is censored.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/fountain-sex-couple-run-after-3895005

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Garbage, OP..if they were from Miami University in Ohio, I'd have at least chuckled..poor form.

 

[Spinluck]

Being naked in Florida isn't a suspicious activity....especially in certain parts.

:lol

 

[RustyNails]

G-O-A-F?

 

[CharminUltra]

Don't do pizza.

 

[Fenderputty]

Probably when he got his initials tattooed on his neck.

Yeah neck tattoos are a sign one has given up on life. Or they're so successful they don't have to give a shit. I don't think it's the latter here.