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[Kaladin]

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DAYTONA BEACH, FLORIDA (WESH/CNN)

- A crashed boat stuck in the sands of

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Daytona Beach

ended up there after a man allegedly took it on a joyride after bingeing on a "couple of Four Lokos."

Jonathan Race, 20, was accused of burglary and grand theft after stealing a boat from

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Daytona Marina and Boat Works

and crashing it on the beach. He left his pants, wallet and identification on the boat.

Police found Race at a

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Port Orange

home. He told them the last thing he remembered was drinking Four Lokos at a 7-Eleven near the marina. The suspect also told authorities that he "blacked out" after the drinks, according to

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WFTV

.

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Bonus no fucks given mug shot:

 

[EchoChamber]

Four lokos are that...locos?

 

[Sunster]

four lokos are no joke. 1 can puts me on my ass. that's why the rest of the country banned them. also because they look like and are flavored like kid drinks.

 

[RinsFury]

Four lokos gave it away.

 

[HStallion]

Are Four Lokos for Florida Man like Pop Eye getting his spinach?

 

[Crossing Eden]

Four lokos are so goddamn disgusting. I've had one in my life and my first reaction was "Teenagers drink this shit?!" Yuck.

 

[Imperfected]

Wait, they didn't take Four Loko off shelves?

 

[Veritigo_X]

The new Four Lokos? What a lightweight.

 

[Sunster]

Wait, they didn't take Four Loko off shelves?

not in Florida

 

[Familienoberhauptvogel]

it's always florida

 

[Kaladin]

Wait, they didn't take Four Loko off shelves?

Florida gives no fucks.

 

[bemusedchunk]

Four Loko's don't even exist anymore.

 

[Dai101]

not in Florida

Makes sense.

 

[Damaniel]

Four Loko - that must be what's in Florida's water. That's the only thing that explains why the hell Florida is the way it is.

 

[Crossing Eden]

Wait, they didn't take Four Loko off shelves?

They still sell them in PA.

 

[bemusedchunk]

They still sell them in lots of places, but they removed all the Red Bull-esque stuff.

So you are just drinking some knockoff Jack Daniels Downhome Punch shit.

 

[Bsigg12]

Wait, they didn't take Four Loko off shelves?

I think they still sell them pretty much everywhere but they don't have the caffeine in them. At least that's how it is here in Colorado.

 

[DiipuSurotu]

Dear Slim, I left my pants, my wallet and my identification on the boat
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em

 

[DOWN]

Guys they changed the recipe so the drink is still sold everywhere but took out the energy drink stuff. Now it's just an alcohol

 

[Tenck]

Four Loko's don't even exist anymore.

Was in California 3 weeks ago. They exist.

 

[Dishwalla]

Four Lokos still exist, but all they are is energy drinks. The ones currently for sale contain no alcohol. So I guess I'm confused by this story?

edit: actually DOWN is right I have it backwards.

 

[Sou Da]

Dear Slim, I left my pants, my wallet and my identification on the boat
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em

10/10

 

[Servbot24]

Haven't had a Four Loko in several years. I actually liked them pretty well though.

 

[Davidion]

Wait, are OG Lokos are still available in Florida?

My memory of Four Loko involves drinking all of a third of a can before going on a diatribe about how Chuck Schumer had a point on banning these, on repeat.

 

[buttery fistful]

a subdued day for Florida Man

 

[HStallion]

Four Lokos still exist, but all they are is energy drinks. The ones currently for sale contain no alcohol. So I guess I'm confused by this story?

They contain alcohol but no caffeine so they're just fruit punch with liquor.

 

[Zee-Row]

How did he get Four Loco? I live in Florida and I never see it on sale anywhere.

 

[Sou Da]

How did he get Four Loco? I live in Florida and I never see it on sale anywhere.

South Florida? Shit is at my local corner store right now.

 

[Dishwalla]

They contain alcohol but no caffeine so they're just fruit punch with liquor.

Yeah I had it backwards. Haven't had a Four Loko since they removed the caffeine, but I still see them for sale at like 7-11 and Wawa.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Are Four Lokos for Florida Man like Pop Eye getting his spinach?

♫ Let's chug some Four Lokos and see how fast this boat goes
♫ I'm drunky the Florida man

 

[Syder]

Goddamnit, Florida Man!

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Are Four Lokos for Florida Man like Pop Eye getting his spinach?

I appreciate this image.

 

[Kaladin]

South Florida? Shit is at my local corner store right now.

This is Daytona Beach.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Haven't had a Four Loko in several years. I actually liked them pretty well though.

They were crazy back in like 2009 or whatever. Two would get me fucked up for like $3.

Thanks Obama.

 

[Imperfected]

I think they still sell them pretty much everywhere but they don't have the caffeine in them. At least that's how it is here in Colorado.

Ahhh, that makes sense. I was going to say mixing stimulants and a depressant like that was a stupid idea that never should have cleared the FDA, but if they've taken the stimulants out it's just shitty booze.

 

[ratcliffja]

That's like Eight Lokos.

 

[Ivan 3414]

Wait, they didn't take Four Loko off shelves?

They put them back on shelves after changing the formula(basically taking out the caffeine). And no, it isn't just a Florida drink now.

Edit - beaten

 

[Shadow Puppetry]

Es muy loco mang.

 

[bman94]

Wait, they didn't take Four Loko off shelves?

Florida gives no fucks.

How did he get Four Loco? I live in Florida and I never see it on sale anywhere.

South Florida? Shit is at my local corner store right now.

This is Daytona Beach.

Lmao. I lived in Daytona for college and Four Lokos were every freshman's first taste of alcohol. They sold them at corner stores and most places didn't give a fuck cause they know the older college students would go to the actual liquor stores. You could tell when freshman were drunk off of Four Lokos in the dorms.

 

[Zee-Row]

South Florida? Shit is at my local corner store right now.

Tampa

 

[ISOM]

These G/A/F memes are so stupid. It's Florida 99% of the time.

 

[blame space]

four loko was a modern renaissance

 

[rtcn63]

Daytona 4 Loko: Cruis'n USA (or maybe just Florida)