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GA Sports Whores Fantasy Football: One spot open...

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Miguel

Member
Candidates:

[ ]Cerebral Palsy
[ ]skinnyrattler
[ ]Bowser
[ ]Matlock
[ ]Willco
[ ]Azwethinkweiz
[ ]Ramirez
[ ]Fifty
[ ]Cloudy
[ ]cubanb
[ ]Matrix
[ ]BrandonJ33

[ ]Write in: __________________



Rules: There are no rules.

Make me laugh, make my cry, make me want to kill you. Those of you who contribute to this thread will be carefully reviewed by me, myself, and I. The winner gets the final spot in the GASWFFL. Get going...
 

Miguel

Member
Here are the current chosen ones...
Miguel
Dskillz
WasabiKing
Meier
DMczaf
CrazyKillah
FrenchMovieTheme
MrBob
Eminem
Triumph (Raoul Duke)
Rorschach
__________ <----THIS COULD BE YOU!
 

Bowser

Member
Umm...what makes you laugh? Here's some of my MS Paint Okafor pics if you wanna see 'em, don't have much else:

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If I can think of anything else I'll edit my post.
 

Bowser

Member
Cerebral Palsy said:
I'd win this fantasy league much like the Chiefs are going to win Superbowl XXXIX.

Shit, I think you won. Can't think of anything funnier than Chiefs winning this year's Super Bowl.

edit: Well, actually, the Eagles getting to the NFC Championship and losing again would be funnier. Maybe.
 

tmdorsey

Member
Well, besides my charming personality :) I think the fact that I was part of the league that FMT won last year, should make me a prime candiate for this final spot. I actually made it to the semi-finals or the round right before the semi's if I remember correctly. I owe FMT for eliminating me last year as well.
 

Matlock

Banned
Well, I guess this is another fantasy league I won't be in (after the NBA one changed, and I missed out of it). :p
 

Miguel

Member
Cerebral Palsy said:
You don't deserve to be a candidate. I'm at the top of the list for a reason.

You were the first one I saw in an NFL thread when I was trying to remember the NFL whores...there's no actual order of importance to the list.


Archaix: I must have...uh...missed you...and...all the other iggle fans...wonder how that happened....hrm...;)

I'm just kidding. This spot is available to almost anyone (assuming I recognize you from a sports thread and you're a regular)
 

Archaix

Drunky McMurder
EAGLES FAN!?!?!

I demand retribution! You put me in that list right now!

EAGLES FAN??!!?!?!


Come on! Really now!
 

Miguel

Member
Archaix said:
EAGLES FAN!?!?!

I demand retribution! You put me in that list right now!

EAGLES FAN??!!?!?!


Come on! Really now!


So, you're not an Eagles fan? Since when...unless I'm thinking of someone else. Who the hell are you a fan of then?
 

Archaix

Drunky McMurder
Steelers.

There are a few eagles fans, but they generally have eagles avatars along with a general spiteful and delusional attitude. Much like Lakers fans.
 

Bowser

Member
Archaix said:
Steelers.

There are a few eagles fans, but they generally have eagles avatars along with a general spiteful and delusional attitude. Much like Lakers fans.

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Archaix = Guy in Hat

T.O.: "How's that for delusional? Yeah, you like that?"
 

Archaix

Drunky McMurder
Come on! The Steelers helped the Texans gain notoriety! Even when only gaining about thirteen yards, they managed to beat the Steelers! We put you on the map!
 

Bowser

Member
Miguel said:
Matlock just pulled a Smarty Jones in the Preakness. :O (except I'll add a few more 100 yards to the track)

Can it last?

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Can T-Mac and Bowser pull a Birdstone to Matlock's Smarty Jones in the Belmont Stakes?
 

effzee

Member
yeah im a eagles fan.

u got a problem? what u wanna do about it?



anyway i figure the more i ignore u i am a lock to get in.


never fails.


and lol what gives a houston fan any right to talk smack?
 

effzee

Member
Tre said:
Put ME in the football league. Why? Because I'm a Vikings fan. Sorry, that trumps eagles. Vikings coming back to win this season!

trumps us? is this some sort of pitty the fans of team x competition?

im sorry eventhough the team has lost 3 straight, at least we dont blow it after going 6-0. im happy to be an eagles fan, not sad.


the eagles are my kobe, and i their konex.
 

Bowser

Member
Tre said:
Put ME in the football league. Why? Because I'm a Vikings fan. Sorry, that trumps eagles. Vikings coming back to win this season!

Starting 6-0 to being knocked out of the playoffs by the Cardinals doesn't exactly give Viking fans hope, does it?
 

All Hail C-Webb

Hailing from the Chill-Web
Houston is the greatest city on earth*
Tmac is greater than C-Webb*
The Astros will win the World Series*







*Only if ou pick me
 

Bowser

Member
chris_webber.jpg


Chris Webber and the University of Michigan Wolverines were a brilliantly talented and dazzling college basketball team. The starting lineup was nicknamed The Fab Five, a truly fabulous group of players who had all gone to Michigan as freshmen. They made it all the way to the NCAA championship game as freshmen, only to lose to a more seasoned Duke University.

As sophomores, the Fab Five did it again, rolling all the way into the NCAA title game against another seasoned team, this one from the University of North Carolina. The pain of losing the NCAA title to Duke the previous year was still fresh in the minds of Webber and the Wolverines when they came storming out of their locker room, led by Webber, yelling, screaming, vowing they would win this time.

With his teammates running behind him, like a boxer with his entourage, Webber led Michigan on to the court, yelping, "Y'all are going to lose this game." Cocky and arrogant, Webber was determined to take matters into his own hands and lead his team to the championship. He saw it no other way.

THE MOMENT
April 5, 1993. Michigan is in control of this NCAA championship, leading 67-63 with 4:32 left. Then the game turns completely around when North Carolina's Donald Williams hits a 3-pointer. The tempo changes the moment the shot hits the bottom of the net. Michigan's Jalen Rose misses at the other end and UNC's Derrick Phelps comes back and scores on a cutting layup, giving UNC a 68-67 lead. Next, Rose throws up an airball, UNC gains possession and sets up George Lynch, who posts up in traffic and scores, making it 70-67, UNC.

After another Michigan turnover, the Wolverines desperately try to foul with the game closing in on the final minute. But 7-footer Eric Montross scores on a dunk out of the spread offense on a pass from Lynch for a 72-67 lead with only 58 seconds to play.

Michigan responds as Ray Jackson hits an 18-foot jumper, slicing the deficit to 72-69. There's 46 seconds left. Michigan then calls a timeout -- its last. The teams strategize -- Dean Smith and the Tar Heels on one side, Steve Fisher and the Wolverines on the other. As Michigan breaks its huddle to return to the court, Fisher yells his players, "Remember, no more timeouts!" Almost immediately, UNC's Brian Reese turns the ball over on the ensuing possession, and after Rose misses another basket, Webber ruggedly seizes the rebound and scores on the follow-up to slice the deficit to 72-71 with 36 seconds left.

On UNC's possession, Pat Sullivan is fouled. He makes the first free throw, giving his team a 73-71 edge, but he misses the second. Webber -- again -- grabs the rebounds. He cradles the ball. Then, just as he's about to pass the ball, Michigan's primary ball handlers take off upcourt, leaving Webber to bring the ball up himself.

Confused, Webber attempts, briefly, to call timeout. Incredibly, none of the officials see it. Webber has plenty of time -- 20 seconds -- but he rushes upcourt, as if there are just a few ticks left on the clock. In the process, he travels before picking up his dribble. Again, the refs do not call it, prompting North Carolina players to shoot off the bench, pointing and screaming.

As Webber recklessly moves past midcourt in a confused state, none of his guards come to help him as the Tar Heel defense moves in to trap Webber. At the top of the key, Webber pulls up, looking for help. The Wolverines are totally out of sync. There are only 11 ticks left on the clock.

Realizing he's about to get trapped by Lynch and Phelps right in front of the Michigan bench, and knowing his teammates have no idea what to do, Webber stops, looks around for a brief moment, and then, inexplicably, he brings his hands together to form a "T," indicating timeout.

The players on Michigan's bench scream in unison, "No! No timeouts!" No timeouts." Michigan forward James Voskuil would later say, "Web thought we said, 'Timeout!' He was arguing after the play. He yelled at a couple of our guys." Lynch would say later that "it sounded like the Michigan bench was yelling, 'Timeout, timeout!'" The result is a technical foul on Michigan. UNC's Donald Williams goes to the line. He makes both free throws, stretching UNC's lead to 75-71, an advantage that now appears insurmountable, especially since Carolina also gets possession. The ball is inbounded to Williams, who is fouled. The UNC bench goes berserk as Williams hits two more free throws, sealing the title.

As the clock expires, the Michigan players stand motionless, in disbelief, all around Webber, who turns pale. Rose grabs his head with both hands and winces.

Immediately, Webber is linked with sports' biggest goats, from Georgetown University basketball player Fred Brown to Boston Red Sox first baseman Bill Buckner. Webber cries, saying, "I cost our team the game." Tears run down his face. He wipes them away slowly, unable to comprehend that he, the star of the team, the leader of his team, the guy who boldly bragged before the game that there's no way he'd lose, makes the mother of all mistakes, costing his team a chance to win a championship.

N.Carolina%20NC%20with%20r(NEW).jpg


mwhahahaha
 

All Hail C-Webb

Hailing from the Chill-Web
This thread is not about his majesty, and the event in question only proved his genius, let's not derail my coronation as the head of the Fantasy Football class.

Webb knew that his championships would be later stripped, he saw an opportunity to gain fame (there is no such thing as bad press), and he took it. No one (except geniuses) would have remembered Webber 20 years from now if Michigan had won the title (and later got it stripped), but now Webber will be remembered forever.

He still does not compare to Tmac though.*
 

Miguel

Member
-1 for using "Dave"

Matlock loses!


Still in contention...


Archaix
Bowser












This sets up the Final Round...

Archaix vs Bowser

Gentlemen....pick your favorite year. (This will be a Sim of the Panthers vs Steelers)
 

effzee

Member
aha its working. the more i ignore u and ur demand to make ur laugh or amuse u the more in contention i am.

its working.



cocky and funny. booyeah!
 

Matlock

Banned
Miguel said:
-1 for using "Dave"

Matlock loses!


Still in contention...


Archaix
Bowser












This sets up the Final Round...

Archaix vs Bowser

Gentlemen....pick your favorite year. (This will be a Sim of the Panthers vs Steelers)



David Carr used a familiar tone! You bastard!
 

Rorschach

Member
Bowser said:
Shit, I think you won. Can't think of anything funnier than Chiefs winning this year's Super Bowl.

edit: Well, actually, the Eagles getting to the NFC Championship and losing again would be funnier. Maybe.
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Give this guy the $10,000!
 

Miguel

Member
Uh oh Bowser...guess you're not around...

You have til noonish tommorow to reply...if not... well, I don't know really. We'll see
 

All Hail C-Webb

Hailing from the Chill-Web
Miguel said:
Uh oh Bowser...guess you're not around...

You have til noonish tommorow to reply...if not... well, I don't know really. We'll see

Am I on your ignore list or some shit?
I'm trying here, I really am.
You know that I have phsycological issues. Don't discriminate.
 

Fifty

Member
Holy shit!

How long has that page been up?

http://sactown.20megsfree.com/

"Welcome to Sactown's Homepage
Bless your lucky stars, for you have found the home of Sactown, the internet legend. Sactown dominates Online games, discussion forums, and everything else that can be dominated online, just like his counterpart in the real world. "


That's hilarious!!
 
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