GAF Anonymous Confessions thread 4.0 the last huzzah

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I recently sold my Brother my old laptop, being extra careful to remove the porn that I had viewed and saved. I left MediaGo on as he has a PSP and uses the program to move files from it. Little did I know MediaGo automatically backs up your files, so a few weeks later I receive the awkward question "so...why do you have pictures of women with dicks saved on your laptop?"

This was about three weeks ago.
 
PumpkinPie said:
I recently sold my Brother my old laptop, being extra careful to remove the porn that I had viewed and saved. I left MediaGo on as he has a PSP and uses the program to move files from it. Little did I know MediaGo automatically backs up your files, so a few weeks later I receive the awkward question "so...why do you have pictures of women with dicks saved on your laptop?"

This was about three weeks ago.
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And you still haven't answered him? Usually in this situation you are supposed to blame your brother, so I don't know what to tell you. Blame one of your parents? Hacked? Virus?

Wait a second I got this. Write him back and say "You mean women aren't supposed to have a penis??"
 
I H8 Memes said:
And you still haven't answered him? Usually in this situation you are supposed to blame your brother, so I don't know what to tell you. Blame one of your parents? Hacked? Virus?

Wait a second I got this. Write him back and say "You mean women aren't supposed to have a penis??"
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No, he asked me to my face... I just said "at least I wasn't looking at illegal stuff, it could be worse". It was pretty lighthearted, but I do wonder what he's thinking about me now.
 
PumpkinPie said:
I recently sold my Brother my old laptop, being extra careful to remove the porn that I had viewed and saved. I left MediaGo on as he has a PSP and uses the program to move files from it. Little did I know MediaGo automatically backs up your files, so a few weeks later I receive the awkward question "so...why do you have pictures of women with dicks saved on your laptop?"

This was about three weeks ago.
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"Why not?"
 
Kinyou said:
Found it.

Maybe overall it wasn't as vile as I remembered it, but there were also posts like this one...
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To a point, I kinda agree with some of the posts bashing her and himuro. If the pics were more relevant (like anti in the post your pic thread) no one would care, but she posted a pic of herself in a CELEBRITY thread. You're pretty much just asking for it then. If a guy did the same thing by showing off his muscles or something, it would've been worse, but no one would've came to his rescue.

Back on topic: that foot fetish story sounds like it's from a manga/anime or something, so I'm guessing it's fake. The 8 year marriage dude just gotta get out of that relationship. He may need to ease her out of it (to make sure she doesn't go down the street instead of across it next time or something), but you're wasting her time and yours, so just end it now. It'll only get harder, anyways
 
The Anti-Monitor said:
With some other person okay, but with the sister?
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Incest-GAF is trying to make a run for supremacy.

PumpkinPie said:
I recently sold my Brother my old laptop, being extra careful to remove the porn that I had viewed and saved. I left MediaGo on as he has a PSP and uses the program to move files from it. Little did I know MediaGo automatically backs up your files, so a few weeks later I receive the awkward question "so...why do you have pictures of women with dicks saved on your laptop?"

This was about three weeks ago.
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Should have made that expression.
 
Feet are like, the last possible thing I pay attention to. They are probably tied with ears for me as the most nonsexual body part. Never got the hype.
 
Crunched said:
Feet are like, the last possible thing I pay attention to. They are probably tied with ears for me as the most nonsexual body part. Never got the hype.
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Man, a woman who knows what she's doing nibbling on ears can probably get me to repaint her whole interior.
 
NoRéN;38438095 said:
Sick bastards! It's all about the back of the knees.
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Oh yeah, definitely. It's all about those Baker's cysts. The best part is putting a needle in and sucking out all that succulent synovial fluid. Oh my gosh! My mouth is already watering just thinking about it.

tmi?
 
PumpkinPie said:
I recently sold my Brother my old laptop, being extra careful to remove the porn that I had viewed and saved. I left MediaGo on as he has a PSP and uses the program to move files from it. Little did I know MediaGo automatically backs up your files, so a few weeks later I receive the awkward question "so...why do you have pictures of women with dicks saved on your laptop?"

This was about three weeks ago.
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....so why did you have pictures of women with dicks saved on your laptop?
 
PumpkinPie said:
I recently sold my Brother my old laptop, being extra careful to remove the porn that I had viewed and saved. I left MediaGo on as he has a PSP and uses the program to move files from it. Little did I know MediaGo automatically backs up your files, so a few weeks later I receive the awkward question "so...why do you have pictures of women with dicks saved on your laptop?"

This was about three weeks ago.
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Just say hackers did it.

Have you talked to him again since?

He's totally gonna tell your mom.
 
I actually have one leg like that (going to get another from a friend) and two mannequins in my apartment, all dressed in nylon .
 
Melchiah said:
Bare feet don't attract my attention, but if they're encased in nylon...
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Still doesn't do it for me. Virtually no clothing or accessory is erotic for me. It's gotta be skin.

Thongs work, unless they are bad 80s/90s style ridiculous grandma thongs.

For some reason leg and arm warmers do it for me.

All naked except for socks is cool too.

Lingerie, high heels, fishnets... the "traditional" sexy clothes, they just get in the way. I would say they are actually turn offs.
 
salva said:
....so why did you have pictures of women with dicks saved on your laptop?
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'Cause that's what I pull my gherkin to. Funny thing is I find that foot fetish mentioned above absolutely despicable.


Az987 said:
Just say hackers did it.

Have you talked to him again since?

He's totally gonna tell your mom.
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Yeah, he already told my mother, although he just said "dick pics", he didn't mention they were women (or not, depending on your views).
 
few more i remembered throughout the course of today

- One time me and my family were staying over at this couple (friends of the family)'s house, I went to the toilet in the middle of the night and when I came out the woman rounded the corner and bumped into me topless. She just welped and ran back to her room. We never spoke of it.

- I won't go into the details because it's not particularly interesting but pure dumb luck prevented me fucking my dad's girlfriend's daughter when I was 9 years old. And then again when I was 15 (different girlfriend, different daughter)

- Actually I used to hate that girlfriend and one time I took one of her half-finished cups of coffee lying around the house, poured it over her daughters sheets and casually replaced the duvet. I remember being in the next room and hearing her yelling, demanding to know how it happened. The daughter actually told her mom for some reason: "I saw YOU do it this morning!" The girlfriend died of a brain tumor a couple of years after that and I felt awful for being such a little asshole.

- The first time I took coke in college I went to a club with some people from my dorm and I remember trying to impress these 2 girls. I was buzzed and drunk and it was going pretty well "oh you're SO smart!" they were saying (I studied math) "tell us something clever!". First thing I pull out of my ass was "the square root of [some big number] is blahblah point blahblah" and they were both like "yeah you just made that up" and I was hero to zero in literally an instant. It sounds really dumb when I write it now but I just remember the look on their faces and it is still one of my most eye-wateringly bad memories. Later that night I tried to bang one of those chicks (who was fat and hideous, by the way) and getting turned down. Shudder.

- Back in the day when internet was still relatively new and expensive, I found a creative way to get my fap material - on the PC I would write erotic stories starring myself (don't knock it till you've tried it!). It would always be some ridiculous impossible nonsense about me and whoever I had a boner for at the time. One time I wrote this horrendous tale about this one girl I didn't really like in real life but still wanted to fuck, as you do. The PC was used by the whole family and I was still too terrified to save these monstrosities (I would usually just beat off there and then if there was nobody home) but for some reason this time I had decided to print this one so I could take it to my room, y'know, for reviewing puposes. Anyway a few days later I come home from school and my dad casually mentions that "grandma was helping with the housework and cleaned your room today". I had left the piece of paper just under a shirt so I knew it must have been discovered, I ran up there and the room was spotless except - you guessed it - my masterpiece lying, text-up, perfectly dead-center on top of the freshly made bed. Not a word was said but god, I felt awkward.

- I lied to my friends about making out with some random girl in a club. The worst part was they so obviously knew I was lying but went along with it. I don't see them anymore.

- I got an ex-girlfriend to help me move before I broke up with her. Urgh why am I lying to the confessional? She broke up with me, I still think about her sometimes and even made a fake facebook account to look for her. So many people with the same name though, gave up in the end. At least she helped me move.
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Erotic self fiction....weird.
 
PumpkinPie said:
The act of sucking feet, rather than the fetish itself. Feet are gross and germy.
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More gross and germy than mouths/dicks/vaginae/asses? I mean, I don't find feet attractive at all, but when you think about it... you don't chew food into mush and swallow it into a moist orifice via your feet. You don't piss out of your feet.
 
Don't take it personally, I just have an aversion to germs. Feet are often yellow, fungus-covered and horrid, it makes me queasy just thinking about it. If you can find spotlessly clean feet then fair enough.
 
PumpkinPie said:
Don't take it personally, I just have an aversion to germs. Feet are often yellow, fungus-covered and horrid, it makes me queasy just thinking about it. If you can find spotlessly clean feet then fair enough.
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What the fuck kind of disease ridden wasteland do you live in
 
Crunched said:
All naked except for socks is cool too.

Lingerie, high heels, fishnets... the "traditional" sexy clothes, they just get in the way. I would say they are actually turn offs.
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Never liked fishnets myself, unless they're on top of regular nylons. I find it unaesthetic when toes and whatnot come out through the holes in the fishnets, and they lack the shimmering effect of regular ones.

Men's socks on women don't do it for me either, and I totally hate leggings, which are the same to me as long johns.
 
Melchiah said:
Never liked fishnets myself, unless they're on top of regular nylons. I find it unaesthetic when toes and whatnot come out through the holes in the fishnets, and they lack the shimmering effect of regular ones.

Men's socks on women don't do it for me either, and I totally hate leggings, which are the same to me as long johns.
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Leggings are awful. They seem to be pretty popular, too. It's terrible.
 
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