GAF Anonymous Confessions thread 4.0 the last huzzah

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NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Doozy and HIVman... you are the very definition of scum. HIVman, you should be in prison for manslaughter.

What the fuck. Hope it's a troll.
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I agree with the sentiment.

Also, not that it necessarily had anything to do with you, but we had that "virus" thing back just after you were banned, the malicious link opened up when I clicked on your name to figure out what post got you banned. It is a compulsion I have, because I often can't tell what they did that was bannable.

Nothing a quick virus scan couldn't resolve, but I blame you.

ronito said:
welcome back
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No racist confession yet? Did you get the thumbs down, or are you still waiting.
 
ronito said:
welcome back
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JokerOfSpades said:
Heyyyyy, you're back!
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Riggs said:
WB sweet prince.
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I love you guys.

SerArthurDayne said:
I agree with the sentiment.

Also, not that it necessarily had anything to do with you, but we had that "virus" thing back just after you were banned, the malicious link opened up when I clicked on your name to figure out what post got you banned. It is a compulsion I have, because I often can't tell what they did that was bannable.

Nothing a quick virus scan couldn't resolve, but I blame you.



No racist confession yet? Did you get the thumbs down, or are you still waiting.
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I got banned for using the word 'bitch' which has now been stricken from my everyday vocabulary. Dunno what this virus thing is you're talking about.
 
shanshan310 said:
looks like gaf is really cracking down on bad language. Another guy got banned for saying 'twat'.
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I guess it's words with gender-specific meanings that are getting people banned. Does this mean that 'dick' will also be bannable?

I guess asshole is all-inclusive, is that still good to go? Is there any specification anywhere? What about calling someone a 'tit'?
 
shanshan310 said:
looks like gaf is really cracking down on bad language. Another guy got banned for saying 'twat'.
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Not bad language, per-se - slurs.

NotTheGuyYouKill said:
I guess it's words with gender-specific meanings that are getting people banned. Does this mean that 'dick' will also be bannable?

I guess asshole is all-inclusive, is that still good to go? Is there any specification anywhere? What about calling someone a 'tit'?
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Nope, dick and asshole are a-ok. Stay away from slurs that have anything to do with female genitalia.
 
Wasn't the guy getting banned for saying twat referring to another user being one? At least I saw that earlier and in which case it's not that crazy with a ban.
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
I got banned for using the word 'bitch' which has now been stricken from my everyday vocabulary. Dunno what this virus thing is you're talking about.
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Heyy I got banned for the same thing. On the same day I think. Mine was for calling some random lady on that fox news live stream about the health care thing a crazy bitch. Calling her crazy was perfectly ok, calling her a bitch wasn't.
 
balddemon said:
I only use it if someone is being a real cunt

So yes?
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Then... don't do it. You don't wanna be out there man... it's cold. And dark. And lonely. All that's there for solace is Facebook-GAF and TinyGAF, and it is filled with darkness that will make your balls shrivel up and make you wish you were far far away.

The horror... the horror...
 
For about 4 years i had a sexual relationship with my aunt. (by marriage, not blood)
my uncle is an asshole and never treated her well, and would disappear for days/weeks at a time without explanation. leaving her stuck at home with the kids. our relationship started one night after i babysat so she could have some time to herself / go food shopping etc. when she got home the kids were already asleep and i was about to leave when she said she wanted me to stick around and smoke with her.
turned out when she gets high she gets very silly and loses all sense of decency. before i knew it she was stripping for me. the age difference between us wasn't huge, under 10 years. and i had always found her attractive, plus i was coming off a bad break up and need a good fuck so i went for it. the first time was awkward all around. but it only got better and better during those four years. she was a very dirty girl and i was willing to do all the things my uncle refused to do in bed or she was too afraid to ask him to do. we were fucking almost every day during that time period. the idea of getting caught was a double edge sword. knowing what we were doing was wrong made the sex amazing, but we both knew how bad shit would get in the family if we were found out. but we never got caught. eventually everything went to shit anyway, she started taking more and hard drugs, and like my uncle started disappearing for days on end leaving all their kids with whoever watch them. and i had found a new girlfriend anyway and kind of distanced myself from that whole side of the family. but it was fun while it lasted. my favorite memory was sitting down for dinner with about 20 family members all around and my hand under the table and up her skirt. haha man i had some balls.
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Say hi to Carlton for me!!
 
Hello GAF,

Where do I begin? I'm afraid to post in the girl-age thread because I fear being ridiculed by other gaffers, so I think this would probably be easier.

I've been friends with this girl for almost three years now and we've been nothing more than friends. While she was in a relationship, I began developing feelings for her. I kept these feelings to myself in hopes that they would go away, but we know that never happens. Suddenly she broke up with her bf of a few months and our relationship as friends was stronger than ever. I didn't mind this. I honestly wasn't sure if I wanted to be anything more than friends and I already know how she felt about me through mutual friends. I decided to keep my mouth shut for about a year and half.

One of her best friends knew how I felt about her so she told me to just go ahead and express my feelings to her. Another mutual friend said the same and I never felt any more courageous and confident with myself than ever. I went to her house one night and told her how I felt. It was bad. She said she didn't feel the same way and began to cry. After that night we didn't speak for weeks. I wasn't confused or anything and I took it like any guy would. I moved on, but I did miss our friendship. We rekindled our relationship and we discussed what happened a bit and we decided to stay just friends. I honestly didn't mind this since I began seeing other people right after. This was last year.

Fast forward to last week and we are doing our midnight run for food. We're sitting in my car munching on our goodies until she brings up that night again. At this point I didn't really want to talk about it, but she kept talking. She said that at the time I said what I had said to her she was trying so hard to develop those feelings for me, but couldn't. I sit there and stare at her for a bit. I didn't question what she meant by that but it's been on my mind since. What does she mean by trying to develop feelings for me. I mean we pretty much do things every couple does minus the sexual stuff, so I'm guessing she doesn't think I"m attractive. I have no problem with that since I don't think I'm that good looking either, but it's been on my mind since.

What say you GAF? Am I over analyzing what she said? I don't think she has a problem with my personality otherwise we wouldn't be close friends.
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Take it from a guy who escaped the friendzone. You're over analyzing stuff. It's in the past and doesn't matter now. What she probably meant is that she felt she should be attracted to you but didn't feel it. Sometimes it's due to fear of losing the friendship, sometimes it's due to looks, sometimes it's due to her wanting a different type. The reasons don't matter as the outcome is the same.
 
This is probably a boring confession compared to others, but I'd like some advice. I'm currently dating a girl I work with, but all my co-workers hate her (including my friends). We've had to keep our relationship under wraps due to work policies. No one knows we're dating, but my co-workers tend to talk shit about her constantly. I've found myself joining in lately, stating my annoyances with her work ethic and how I find her new image completely unattractive. We have a lot in common and I used to find her really cute (until she chopped her hair into a grandma perm and stopped wearing any form of make-up). I don't know what to do, I feel like a horrible person for talking badly about her to others, but I don't feel strongly enough about her to correct them or stop them. What should I do?
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First off, you broke the first rule of work. Don't dip the pen in the company ink. People think I say that because of the company, no, I say that so you don't get in these situations.

Really why are you dating her in the first place? If you don't respect her enough to at least not join in when people are talking trash then you have no business dating her. Further it seems that with her haircut and no make up she could be going through some depression.
If you're going to keep dating her you owe it to her to a least shut up when people talk smack. But really it seems to me that you're just not that into her. So I'd first suggest to really decide what you're in for. If you're in it to be her boyfriend then act it. If not, cut her loose.
 
ronito said:
Take it from a guy who escaped the friendzone. You're over analyzing stuff. It's in the past and doesn't matter now. What she probably meant is that she felt she should be attracted to you but didn't feel it. Sometimes it's due to fear of losing the friendship, sometimes it's due to looks, sometimes it's due to her wanting a different type. The reasons don't matter as the outcome is the same.
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Ronito knows whats up. It doesn't sound like it'll go anywhere, and if it ever does it's up to her to make the move. She probably just still felt bad about that night and wanted to clear her conscious a bit. Like the confessor said, he already moved on so he'll be alright. Also, for future reference, girl-age is a pretty friendly place, I doubt they would mock you on this sort of stuff.
 
ronito said:
First off, you broke the first rule of work. Don't dip the pen in the company ink. People think I say that because of the company, no, I say that so you don't get in these situations.

Really why are you dating her in the first place? If you don't respect her enough to at least not join in when people are talking trash then you have no business dating her. Further it seems that with her haircut and no make up she could be going through some depression.
If you're going to keep dating her you owe it to her to a least shut up when people talk smack. But really it seems to me that you're just not that into her. So I'd first suggest to really decide what you're in for. If you're in it to be her boyfriend then act it. If not, cut her loose.
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Damn that guys an idiot, who talks bad about their Girlfriend like that? Not to mention behind their backs.
Sheesh. Just let her go if you don't find her attractive anymore.
 
ronito said:
Take it from a guy who escaped the friendzone. You're over analyzing stuff. It's in the past and doesn't matter now. What she probably meant is that she felt she should be attracted to you but didn't feel it. Sometimes it's due to fear of losing the friendship, sometimes it's due to looks, sometimes it's due to her wanting a different type. The reasons don't matter as the outcome is the same.
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Yup. You seem to have moved on, so I wouldn't dwell on this, bud.

ronito said:
First off, you broke the first rule of work. Don't dip the pen in the company ink. People think I say that because of the company, no, I say that so you don't get in these situations.

Really why are you dating her in the first place? If you don't respect her enough to at least not join in when people are talking trash then you have no business dating her. Further it seems that with her haircut and no make up she could be going through some depression.
If you're going to keep dating her you owe it to her to a least shut up when people talk smack. But really it seems to me that you're just not that into her. So I'd first suggest to really decide what you're in for. If you're in it to be her boyfriend then act it. If not, cut her loose.
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Again, Ronito knows what's what. If you're gonna talk shit about her, then don't date her. You're just a dick otherwise. She's your girl, then you respect her. Talking behind her back like that just to fit in with your buddies is a dick move. Separate if you're gonna act like this and let her find someone who'll treat her well.
 
I have a confession to make and I know everyone is going to hate me.

I've been dating my current girlfriend for the last almost 2 years now and I'm totally in love with her. We've already started talking about a wedding, and living together. She even met my family who loves her to death. Sounds good right? Well here's the problem. I've cheated on her multiple times. With various women. I feel terrible because I truly want to stop my irresponsible and immature behavior but I'm fairly decent looking and a smooth talker. It's more so women come on to me and instead of being a smart cookie and saying, "Sorry, I have a girlfriend," my mind turns devious and thinks of the fastest way I can get in a girl's pants. Now as of lately, I've been fairly good on leaving girls alone but now I need to cut these women out of my life for good so I can stay happy with my gf. Only problem is, most of these females are good friends of mine or people I know. I don't want to hurt any feelings but I can't do this anymore. Feel free to lambast me now.
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hahahaha. You're fucked.
 
Post #1889 here -

I am far too embarrassed to ask in the Girl Age thread, so I'm going to throw it out here and hope I can get anything at all out of it. How do I go about approaching a girl? I don't have social anxiety, because I interact with people randomly throughout the day in both work and social situations without a problem. It's just when I'm out at a bar at night, for example, and I'm approaching someone I am attracted to out of the blue that I just completely lose all semblance of competency. I don't know what to say, how to say it, where to do it, where to stand, how I should do anything. You might as well ask me to manually disable the reactor in a nuclear submarine. I literally have no idea what I should be doing. Any advice at all would be helpful...
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Well, maybe it's the venue? Perhaps try online stuff talk to a girl via email or something first and see if that helps ease you into it.
 
Hi again!

I don't expect you to post this, because it's kinda lame and people are posting way more personal stuff in the porn thread.

I've licked girls' assholes in the past in the heat of the moment, but anal sex always felt... uncomfortable. There's such a thing as too tight, you know? I don't even have one of those porno-sized thunder-cocks, which makes me think that dudes obsessed with "tightness" have comically thin pencil wieners.

Hmmm... What else?

I like interracial porn, but not the vaguely racist and often boring "black dude fucks white housewife while her husband's away" genre, but the rarer "ethnic girl gets down with white/Latino/Asian dude from ethnicity different to her own". Especially if the girl has something exotic or unusual (in porn) about her, like being Indian, albino or as black as darkest night. Hnnnngggggg.

Also BBW porn is great! I'm not talking Jabba the Hutt style, though. Good curves though, like Siri, Audra Mitchell, Gianna Michaels, Italia Blue or Carmella Bing though, make for some amazing porn. Try admitting that around here though and you'll get treated like you just admitted to fucking your cousin.

Also, everybody should look up Agazha from Mike In Brazil. That girl will change your life.

The other thing I want to confess is that my wife's pregnant! Woo! We're waiting until the second trimester to announce, but keeping something this big inside is a huge drag. The other thing I'm hanging out for is for her titanic morning sickness to subside so we can get down to some dirty (but gentle) pregnant lovin'.

Keep up the good work!
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albino porn? Is there such a thing?

I'm there with you on chubby stuff. I've always prefered a woman with a little meat on her bones, that doesn't mean I like it if she looks like a truck, but you catch my drift.

Also congrats on the kid thing! For some women pregnancy sex is the best sex. But for others they have nausea the whole time. So good luck with that.
 
ronito said:
albino porn? Is there such a thing?

I'm there with you on chubby stuff. I've always prefered a woman with a little meat on her bones, that doesn't mean I like it if she looks like a truck, but you catch my drift.

Also congrats on the kid thing! For some women pregnancy sex is the best sex. But for others they have nausea the whole time. So good luck with that.
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Man get this normal and decent shit out of here. :P
 
Hawkian said:
that was an awesome post
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Thanks, that was the single funniest moment for me in the show. Favorite moment is when Jim cut his tie for Pam :3

Seriously though, it's important to realize that you are going to be rejected plenty of times, but if you go up to ten different women and get rejected 9 times, you did better than if you didn't go up to one at all.

Also, be yourself, there is no reason to rush into anything. And don't call yourself ugly or unattractive! While looks are a factor in hooking up and dating, confidence is so much more important. If you think you're ugly than you'll project that you're ugly, which will hurt your chances much more than actually having some negative features will.
 
ronito said:
albino porn? Is there such a thing?

I'm there with you on chubby stuff. I've always prefered a woman with a little meat on her bones, that doesn't mean I like it if she looks like a truck, but you catch my drift.

Also congrats on the kid thing! For some women pregnancy sex is the best sex. But for others they have nausea the whole time. So good luck with that.
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Shieeeeet. I would admit to all of that non-anonymously.
 
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