GAF Anonymous Confessions thread 4.0 the last huzzah

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Awesome Animals said:
Thanks, that was the single funniest moment for me in the show. Favorite moment is when Jim cut his tie for Pam :3
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Aw, a true fan.

Funniest moment for me is really hard to pin down. Favorite moment would have to be the suicide skit in Safety Training, especially the second showing. Dwight, you ignorant slut.
 
Out of all the little person pornstars, I find Twidget the Midget to be vastly superior to Bridget. But it's Bridget that gets all the mentions on GAF. Go figure.

I'd like to see her do some less exploitative stuff, actually. Something classy, well-lit with good sound mixing and where the director isn't just some skeezy perv, but a skeezy perv who can properly frame a shot. At the very least, I'd like to see her in something that doesn't look like it was filmed in someone's garage.

But alas, that particular movie has about the same chance of being made as high-production amputee porn.

For an idea in where my limits are for BBWs, think Devyn Devine - she's just a touch too big. Samantha whatsherface that's in every video is also a touch too big.

One weird outlier is Alix Lakehurst. On paper, she's perfect - big tits, big ass, just a touch below the too big mark and looks like a bigger, bustier Alyson Hannigan - what's not to like? But then you see her actually perform and she sucks so bad, like watching a dead fish. Maria Moore is amazing in her first video, but the stuff she's made since just doesn't compare. She's another that's let down by lackluster on-camera performance. Put Veronica Bottoms in that same category. So much wasted potential.

Like geez, people, just because you cater to a niche is no excuse to be boring in bed! You're pornstars for crying out loud! Pop that coochie like the skinny girls do or you will be forever relegated to porn mediocrity.
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What do we want? High class midget porn! When do it want it? In a short amount of time!
 
That isn't even a confession. Midget porn is a bit out there, but nothing super-extreme. I don't know either Bridget or Twidget, but based on the names, I would assume that Bridget came first and that is why she gets the acclaim.

And BBW? Not my thing, but whatevs.
 
I posted in the "straight porn" thread that I thought a woman doing a guy with a dildo was gay. But I did it because I know people on GAF IRL. In secret my gf does me with a strap on all the time. Feel great man.
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HAHA! I KNEW IT!! I knew there had to be at least one like this.
 
I posted in the "straight porn" thread that I thought a woman doing a guy with a dildo was gay. But I did it because I know people on GAF IRL. In secret my gf does me with a strap on all the time. Feel great man.
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That's the first thing your gf is going to tell all of your friends when you break up. She may have told a few already. Of course they aren't going to openly laugh at you about it, but I'm sure it's all they can think about when you are talking to them.
 
I H8 Memes said:
That's the first thing your gf is going to tell all of your friends when you break up. She may have told a few already. Of course they aren't going to openly laugh at you about it, but I'm sure it's all they can think about when you are talking to them.
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Without a doubt. It's always a horrible situation to be friends with both the guy and the girl and they break up. The both sides tell you horrible things about the other, and you pretend they didn't
 
Yah Twidget is like an actual midget, and Bridget is a dwarf.

As far as BBW actresses go? Katherine Marie, and April Flores.

Karla Lane is pretty good too, but that's just my opinion.
 
My train has broken down and I've managed to catch up on this thread. Unfortunately that resulted in many strange faces being made, multiple bursts of laughter, gasps of air in shock, mainly at HIVman, and utter curiosity at the aunt fucker. Ronito, you are a brave man. Thank you?
 
I dated a girl in college for about a year. During sex, she would say gross things that made me feel uncomfortable. It seemed to get her off. As time went by, she got worse and worse, often thinking of the most disgusting, nastiest things she could say to me. She said things such as: "Slam my stinky clampot", "jam your dick up my garbage chute", "wouldn't it be weird if mom and dad walked in right now?" (I swear to god she has no relation to me). She said a lot of things that I can't recall, but some stick with me unfortunately. She was quite the looker in my book, but I'm mentally scarred by how someone could get off to making their S.O. feel so awkward. Is there a special term for that type of person?
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When I was in college my friends and I had a game we would play where we'd take a really strange phrase and work it into an everyday conversation with someone that wasn't in the game. This confession has convinced me that I need to start this game again and the first phrase will be "Slam my stinky clampot!!"
 
Nice to see some other people appreciate the BBWs... Ashley Sage Ellison is probably my favorite BBW star, yum!
 
Cyan said:
The very idea is shocking. Would someone truly dare breach the sanctity of the confession thread?
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How do we know that anyone has made a single confession? For all we REALLY know, they're just a product of ronito's twisted, creative imagination.
 
ronito said:
I make no qualms in admitting that 3 of the confessions in this thread are mine.
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SerArthurDayne said:
That isn't even a confession. Midget porn is a bit out there, but nothing super-extreme. I don't know either Bridget or Twidget, but based on the names, I would assume that Bridget came first and that is why she gets the acclaim.

And BBW? Not my thing, but whatevs.
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Not a confession but I'm a midget and I don't think either of them are hot. In fact, I find midgets kinda weird. I can't see myself having sex with another midget.
 
Chuckl3s said:
Not a confession but I'm a midget and I don't think either of them are hot. In fact, I find midgets kinda weird. I can't see myself having sex with another midget.
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oh shit! you're the guy who owns that bar? the guy your friend made a thread about, telling us to vote for that lemonade drink you concocted!
 
Subject: I helped get my teacher fired and arrested

YEAH title says it all. I was sorta blackmailed into doing it with a group. See this Teacher was kinda creepy, and somewhat of a tech moron! He got my friend suspended and my friend wanted revenge. I got sucked into it because if I didnt he would have gotten me in trouble big trouble because i was the one who put the viruses on the library PCs which destroyed'em (thought it was a good idea at first). So, my friend and I after school while our teacher was busy went into his laptop and found my teachers email and inside were images of himself nude. So,my friend planted the CP, and sent the message to his girlfriend saying how he wanted to fuck her, you know good stuff. I meanwhile kept watch. He deleted the history and left. Next day, he's not in class and we learned he was arrested for possession of child porn. He got put on the SO list and was barred from teaching or being anywhere near kids. That wuz 9th grade.
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Man, GAF is full of terrible people.
I mean who spells "was" like that?
 
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