tycoonheart
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Looks like Doozy has competition.
GAF Anonymous Confessions thread 4.0 the last huzzah
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So you break into a girls email hoping to see nude pics and found boring emails instead and you confess it here?Back in high school there was this really hot cheerleader in my school so I broke into her email hoping to find nude pics, but all I found were chain emails and emails from her BF saying he enjoyed doing it doggy style for the first time
You gotta step your game up man. You're up against Doozy, Cousin fuckers, wanna be peggers (BTW, anyone give that guy advice yet?), and HIV infecters.
viciouskillersquirrel
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Speaking of which, how is it that the American South, and Alabama/Mississippi/Georgia/West Virginia in particular, developed the inbreeding stereotype? It's not like the upper classes of England at the time weren't also fans of "keeping it in the family" - just read any Jane Austen book.
There are plenty of good reasons not to allow cousins to breed (see also: health problems among European aristocracy), but I do want to know how the taboo extended its scope between then and now from not including blood cousins to including them.
That would be an interesting book.
Not sure, just seems like a logical stereotype to pin on the south. Really can't describe why I suppose. I never fucked my cousin, disclaimer.
competition? Hell if that's true that guy is responsible for a death, a slow painful death of a woman that's a mother and has kids.
If it's true (and I'm certainly dubious) as horrible as Doozy is HIVman is tons worse.
Vermillion
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And people that like can get into relationships. C'est la vie.
Sounds more like you're Doozious.
I think the HIV story takes the cake as the worst thing in this thread. Always hate when people blame alcohol for their shitty actions. I drink quite a bit, and other than occasionally saying something embarrassing, I can't imagine how someone could pull something like that. I mean, he essentially killed a person. Stories like that are atleast a good reminder to avoid one night stands... =/
Hopefully the story isn't true, and was just fabricated to get a reaction from people
Hopefully the story isn't true, and was just fabricated to get a reaction from people
That was actually my take. Looked to me like someone wanted to beat Doozy.
The "Stalking AIDS sexual partner" idea has been around a long time:
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/madmen/aidsmary.asp
That being said, it DOES happen in real life:
http://articles.nydailynews.com/2011-12-30/news/30574694_1_hiv-infects-tv-station
So the confessor could easily be drawing from either. Or they just confessed a crime.
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/madmen/aidsmary.asp
That being said, it DOES happen in real life:
http://articles.nydailynews.com/2011-12-30/news/30574694_1_hiv-infects-tv-station
So the confessor could easily be drawing from either. Or they just confessed a crime.
I'm pretty sure it's illegal in most countries, maybe even all of them.
Hypereides
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This is pissing me off. Thats just fucking sick. But then again you had your things set anonymous confessor considering the heavy experimentation you got yourself involved into. Sharing a needle? then transcend into unprotected sex? I hope youre pulling a 4chan here and trolling us all for the shits and giggles of it, otherwise karma made you her bitch.
This guy has my sympathy, but he also has alot of listed reasons to finally get motivated.
Sounds like even just a tiny change in his lifestyle would make him feel better about himself.
computers putin'
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My stomach dropped reading that, I hope to god that isn't true. But if it's true, whoever wrote it needs to visit her and tell her how she got it, you fucking owe it to her.
I don't wanna risk getting banned, so I'll say no more
shanshan310
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Nah, I still think Doozy is worse. He purposefully ruined two people's lives over the course of what? 10 years. HIVman made a drunken mistake, and then made the very shitty decision not to tell her.
Vermillion
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HIVman killed a mother.
Darren870
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I would assume the son too? Wouldn't that transfer over when he was born. I'm assuming she had the kid after the unprotected sex.
Meh.........
shanshan310
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Not necessarily, I think there's a 50/50ish chance.
Come on, dude, you know as well as everyone else that people will rationalize away things they consider out of their control as God's will.
Whether they are or not actually out of their control is irrelevant.
For example, if you ever went to high school in a state with "abstinence" as the only sex education, you'll find a lot of parents and teenagers who say getting pregnant at 16 is God's will too.
If it's NOT part of a grand plan by a superman, then that means she's dying because of her stupid mistakes and that's it.
It'd take a hell of a lot of self-realization and honesty to say something like that, especially to the public; a strength of character that most people lack anyways.
So it's hardly surprising to hear someone say something like that at death's door.
No different than any other person who says things like "It was meant to be" or "Everything happens for a reason."
It's just that kind of mentality (religious or not) that some people have.
Hey, don't apologize, it's not like anyone was offended and it's healthy to vent sometimes. It's stupid and sad but there's nothing you can do except help educate the next generation that fatalist thinking really...doesn't work.
HamPster PamPster
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HIVman is clearly the plot to a Lifetime movie I've never seen
SquiddyCracker
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So HIVman is planning on completely break down the last vestiges of that poor woman's faith just so that he will feel better about it?
The hell, just stay away from her man!
The hell, just stay away from her man!
Featheredkitten
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Foxy Fox 39
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If that story is true, don't tell her HIVman. It'll just be another selfish move since she's dying.
Hypereides
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Word.
The AIDs guy should definitely leave her alone. She's already suffered for enough: The loss of husband, her own life and supporting a kid thats possibly infected. She's probably gone through a deep depression and mentally tough period aswell.
Imagine what it would do to her if he contacted her and told her and came clean. Of course it would be a honest act of good will, but it would also be a selfish act of cleansing his own guilt trip and passing it onto her. It'd probably tear away the last shreds positive life she's got left inside.
Her life is already in ruins. For the last 8 years shes had no choice but to accept it.
Leave her be. She doesnt need to know what you've been hiding all those years. Let her at least pass on and be happy in remaining time she's got left.
Then again its his choice.
Kinky.
For some reason I just imagine HIVman waiting until she's on her deathbed, she's getting ready to cross over to an afterlife where God will be there and congratulate her on such a job well done despite the adversities he'd imposed upon her. And as she's slipping away with the full and glowing knowledge that God gave her AIDs HIVman leans down and whispers:
"I have you AIDS, not God... God doesn't exist."
Makes me irrationally not like HIVman even more.
Featheredkitten
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I'm going to hell for laughing at this.
I really want to believe that the HIV story is fake and he threw in the God part as a bonus to be that extra oomph to beat Doozy's story and rile up the atheist posters. But stuff like that really happens, so, wow, just wow. Ronito might as well wrap up this thread because the only thing worse than that is if someone confesses something similar except they say they did it on purpose.
Hypereides
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4chan isnt credible at all, but some of the threads I remember reading on /b/ sounded propable considering the crowd it attracts.
Some one distinctively posted a thread once about how he enjoys hunting animals like cats and dogs, surgically practices killing them and buried them around his family house preparing to kill an actual human being.
That and a gross one about some dude collecting his own semen in jars for years. With evidence.
Of course its 4chan, but that shit was disturbing.
Silas Lang
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Being from the South, i think it may have to do with the fact that a lot of people's families who are from here have been here for a long time and not a lot of new people immigrated here until fairly recently. Even during the Industrial Revolution most new immigrants settled up north, where the jobs were. My mom was big in to genealogy and quiet a few people i went to school with were "distant" cousins. So maybe it stems from the fact that there isn't/wasn't a lot of fresh blood here or something. I don't really know, just my 2 cents.
Holy crap at HIVman. That's so awful...
Featheredkitten
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Don't feel bad, my mum is english and the inbreeding on that side of my family only stopped three or four generations ago. A few genetic issues in my family because of that.
viciouskillersquirrel
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Were they well off? It seemed to really only happen among the landed gentry as s ploy to keep the money in the family. Queen Victoria and Prince Albert were first cousins and as many as 4% of upper class marriages of the time were too.
Not so much among the working classes though.
Featheredkitten
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small English village + isolation. We're illegitimately related to the house of york, some chambermaid or some such, but not well off.
Well, my Aunt married a lord but...
Sleep pattern screwed up? Stay up for 2 days straight. That'll fix it.The worst one: I'm not actually on NeoGAF.
I've successfully convinced several people on twitter that I'm a serial killer. You know that Stone Roses fan they dragged out of the canal? They think he's one of my victims.
I'm hopelessly in love with a female friend, left things way too late to say anything and I highly doubt she'd be down with a Friends with Benefits kind of deal.
I completely screwed up my own sleep pattern, it's literally impossible for me to sleep before 3am, as a result I usually don't get up until noon. Right now I'm ridiculously tired.
The only reason I decided to do a psychology degree is because I'm fascinated by the insane and am a massive fan of Silence of the Lambs.
I only recently worked out I was probably molested as a child by my aunt. Now I want compensation because she's probably fucked up my entire life.
This one won't surprise you: I'm a massive misanthrope and I agree with Tyler Durden's philosophy, fuck civilisation. Hunting deer through the ruins of the Smithsonian would actually rule.
I think that'll do. Anything more would probably either get me recognised or not be all that interesting.
You know how the first season, maybe the first two seasons of American Idol had their funny moments because of the early segments with the people with horrible voices but genuinely grand ambitions of becoming a pop star? But then, as the years passed, people started sucking on purpose just to get put on TV?
I think we're at that point now with this thread, just with "fake fake-serial killers" instead of bad singers.
I think we're at that point now with this thread, just with "fake fake-serial killers" instead of bad singers.
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