GAF Anonymous Confessions thread 4.0 the last huzzah

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zethren said:
Here's the twist:

It isn't two people, It's the same person. Whoever the mod is, also has a regular member account on GAF and he instant messages himself when he's browsing GAF on his regular member account and sees something bannable. Then he logs onto his Mod account and bans them.

Nobody would ever suspect, but I figured it out.
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This is a very cunning plan and nothing could possibly go wrong.

ronito said:
really? I found it sorta meh. Maybe because those of us that have been here a long time remember a guy who actually did it.
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There once was a topic (since deleted) about a guy whose cat was in heat and wouldn't stop presenting herself to him and wailing obnoxiously, and someone posted instructions on using a q-tip to mechanically satisfy said kitty's lust. Someone else gave it a try with their cat. So far as I know the q-tip meme was born from that topic.

And this was in early 2008.
 
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Whoever denied, supplied it.
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Mumei said:
There once was a topic (since deleted) about a guy whose cat was in heat and wouldn't stop presenting herself to him and wailing obnoxiously, and someone posted instructions on using a q-tip to mechanically satisfy said kitty's lust. Someone else gave it a try with their cat. So far as I know the q-tip meme was born from that topic.

And this was in early 2008.
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Wasn't there a thread about some guy let his friend cat-sit and he came back and... something cat in heat and a bloody pen in the trash can?
 
Mumei said:
There once was a topic (since deleted) about a guy whose cat was in heat and wouldn't stop presenting herself to him and wailing obnoxiously, and someone posted instructions on using a q-tip to mechanically satisfy said kitty's lust. Someone else gave it a try with their cat. So far as I know the q-tip meme was born from that topic.

And this was in early 2008.
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nah I remember the qtip thing this was before that like 2005-2006ish
 
Here's a proactive tl;dr:
Dude is scatterbrained with his interests. Never sticks with anything to get good at something. Has jerk friends. Complains that he helps everyone but no one helps him. Ronito dispenses his typically bad advice below

I have a few things in the wings I could confess, but for now I'll try to keep it to one. Unfortunately, no extreme sexual escapades from me.

This is probably something more people suffer from than I think and hell, it could probably be something that everyone goes through. I only bring it up here because it has been happening to me since I graduated high school and shows no signs of stopping. I actively do not know what I want to do with my life and now that I am going on 27 years old, it has been scaring me for a few years.

I have several interests but I seem to have a cycle of what I like at that current month and it just jumps one to the other to the next. No matter how I try, I cannot seem to keep interested in one thing for too long. There is an overwhelming feeling of never being able to be good enough at something that ultimately depresses me and leads to bad habits such as overeating and binging. Maybe it is an unreasonable expectation but I always felt like I would find something that interested me enough because I was naturally good at it. I don't have to be the best, but just something I was inherently decent at. Nothing like that has really come to me. My interests usually fall into (like most on this board) art, music, writing, games and technology. Things I would love to do, or think I would love to do, always seem to get crushed by my inner unwillingness to deal with simple facts of the industry they're involved in.

For example, I enjoyed programming until I saw just how unstable the industry is, how poorly programmers are paid and how ruthless some people can be. This is true for the games industry too. I love games and I feel like I would enjoy working on them, I don't even mind the long hours. Then I will be bombarded with stories about how thankless the job is and how people get fired at the end of a project. One thing that probably no one knows about me is how much I love to sing. The only outlet that ever came for this was playing Rock Band with friends. It wasn't until they griped at me that I couldn't sing despite doing extremely well at the game that I stopped. I was so embarassed. When I am alone I still sing to myself and I wish wistfully that I had a voice that I could let others listen to. One of my biggest dreams in life would be to sing a special song to a girlfriend. Just to add, before anyone thinks my friends are just jerks and that I may sound great, my voice cracks at times and I don't actually know how to properly sing to keep octave and tone. When recording and listening to myself after this all went down, I have to agree with them. I just wish I could do something that brings me so much joy.

Sorry for the whiney confession. It may not seem like I have it too bad, but it angers me that when I wake up the morning, I just go through the day with no motivation as to be working towards something. All of this has caused me to keep my friends and others I know at arms length. I feel like I trudge through life all by myself. I'm left with constant feelings that I help everyone else with their problems, but no-one steps up to help me.
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Take it from a fellow scatter brain. Make small goals and make it so when you leave something you can come back to it and pick it up easily.

For example: I'm working on novel . I'm scatterbrained too. When I do write I stop at a good stopping point and then I write myself some notes as to where I was and what I intend to do next. Then when I get back to it I read my notes I pick up where I left off. Or if I'm working on a piece on the guitar I'll get to a certain point and make notes that I can read and pick up where I left off. Over time you'll be surprise what you can accomplish even if you're scatterbrained so long as you take a structured approach to it.

Second, get yourself some better friends.
 
My first confession......

I'm gonna have a child with a 17 year old girl but...... I'm 26, you might think is fucked up or that the baby was an accident but I assure this is not the case, we both talked a lot about it and we agreed to try it.

I love her, she has gonne through so much in her younger years, we will marry when the baby is born (also she will be 18), many people approve our relationship (her parents included) mainly because I'm not irresponsible and we are dead serious about us.

I know things will work out in the end, pheeewww!
 
SoulstealerMex said:
My first confession......

I'm gonna have a child with a 17 year old girl but...... I'm 26, you might think is fucked up or that the baby was an accident but I assure this is not the case, we both talked a lot about it and we agreed to try it.

I love her, she has gonne through so much in her younger years, we will marry when the baby is born (also she will be 18), many people approve our relationship (her parents included) mainly because I'm not irresponsible and we are dead serious about us.

I know things will work out in the end, pheeewww!
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I'm pretty sure that's illegal? Where I live if your partner is 17 it's only legal to have sex if the age difference does not exceed 5 years. With a baby you have proof that you had sex when she was 17.
 
Stabbie said:
I'm pretty sure that's illegal? Where I live if your partner is 17 it's only legal to have sex if the age difference does not exceed 5 years. With a baby you have proof that you had sex when she was 17.
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That's right, if she ever press charges as sexual assault I will be judged no matter what, but I dont think she will ever do that

Edit: Here, there is no 5 year rule
 
SoulstealerMex said:
My first confession......

I'm gonna have a child with a 17 year old girl but...... I'm 26, you might think is fucked up or that the baby was an accident but I assure this is not the case, we both talked a lot about it and we agreed to try it.

I love her, she has gonne through so much in her younger years, we will marry when the baby is born (also she will be 18), many people approve our relationship (her parents included) mainly because I'm not irresponsible and we are dead serious about us.

I know things will work out in the end, pheeewww!
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50% divorce rate.
Good luck!
 
Stabbie said:
I'm pretty sure that's illegal? Where I live if your partner is 17 it's only legal to have sex if the age difference does not exceed 5 years. With a baby you have proof that you had sex when she was 17.
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He didn't even say where he lived, did he? Would be perfectly legal here.

Edit : Ah, see he did say it was illegal.
 
SoulstealerMex said:
My first confession......

I'm gonna have a child with a 17 year old girl but...... I'm 26, you might think is fucked up or that the baby was an accident but I assure this is not the case, we both talked a lot about it and we agreed to try it.

I love her, she has gonne through so much in her younger years, we will marry when the baby is born (also she will be 18), many people approve our relationship (her parents included) mainly because I'm not irresponsible and we are dead serious about us.

I know things will work out in the end, pheeewww!
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Godspeed soldier!
 
SoulstealerMex said:
Well, that stadistic is for every kind of marriage though
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I'd really wait until she's 18. You seem to be 100% sure you'll love each other forever so why not wait a year?

You never know what could happen and with a baby you have definite proof that you had sex when she was 17. Who knows someone at the hospital might inform police after she's given birth.
 
Stabbie said:
I'd really wait until she's 18. You seem to be 100% sure you'll love each other forever so why not wait a year?

You never know what could happen and with a baby you have definite proof that you had sex when she was 17. Who knows someone at the hospital might inform police after she's given birth.
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Maybe in some countries that might happen but here It won't, the only way something can happen is if she ever press charges but you are absolutely right maybe waiting a year would have been a better move but I'm ready to face any problem, even jail :s

iNvid02 said:
I'm just gonna say this :

People change
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I won't denny that, but I'm more than positive that she won't do that, even if its no excuse this is a very common situation over here (men being married with girls under legal age)
 
SoulstealerMex said:
My first confession......

I'm gonna have a child with a 17 year old girl but...... I'm 26, you might think is fucked up or that the baby was an accident but I assure this is not the case, we both talked a lot about it and we agreed to try it.

I love her, she has gonne through so much in her younger years, we will marry when the baby is born (also she will be 18), many people approve our relationship (her parents included) mainly because I'm not irresponsible and we are dead serious about us.

I know things will work out in the end, pheeewww!
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Well of course you're not irresponsible, you're much more mature than her and have tons more life experience than her. Truthfully I don't see what you have in common with a 17 year old where you two would be in love. Also, it's in my opinion that she doesnt know what love is either. She has so much to learn before even be in the right mindset to fall in love. And even if you guys truly are in love with each other, I see zero reasons for you two to have a child so soon. You guys are skipping to the last chapter without even writing yourselves a fulfilling story. There is so much to experience that a child would just get in the way of.

If you're truly in love then fuck it, I'm happy for you. I just think you're making a big mistake.
 
SoulstealerMex said:
My first confession......

I'm gonna have a child with a 17 year old girl but...... I'm 26, you might think is fucked up or that the baby was an accident but I assure this is not the case, we both talked a lot about it and we agreed to try it.

I love her, she has gonne through so much in her younger years, we will marry when the baby is born (also she will be 18), many people approve our relationship (her parents included) mainly because I'm not irresponsible and we are dead serious about us.

I know things will work out in the end, pheeewww!
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When she leaves you at 25 you be 34. Enjoy.
 
I'm starting to suspect he wants a baby so soon out of fear of losing her and in hopes a baby will prevent that ever happening.
 
Stabbie said:
I'm starting to suspect he wants a baby so soon out of fear of losing her and in hopes a baby will prevent that ever happening.
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I had that suspicion too but that simply doesn't work. It'll just be an even bigger mess when shit hits the fan. Not to mention drastically affecting a child's life.
 
jasonng said:
I had that suspicion too but that simply doesn't work. It'll just be an even bigger mess when shit hits the fan. Not to mention drastically affecting a child's life.
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Yeah it won't work but he might think it will.

I mean what's the hurry? If you're absolutely sure you'll be together forever, waiting a year should be easy, right?
 
jasonng said:
Well of course you're not irresponsible, you're much more mature than her and have tons more life experience than her. Truthfully I don't see what you have in common with a 17 year old where you two would be in love. Also, it's in my opinion that she doesnt know what love is either. She has so much to learn before even be in the right mindset to fall in love. And even if you guys truly are in love with each other, I see zero reasons for you two to have a child so soon. You guys are skipping to the last chapter without even writing yourselves a fulfilling story. There is so much to experience that a child would just get in the way of.

If you're truly in love then fuck it, I'm happy for you. I just think you're making a big mistake.
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There are people who are forced to mature a lot early because life sometimes isn't fair, she is one of those cases, initially I would think of her as child's play so I never tried anything with her until we got along and had the greatest time knowing each other.

I was very surprised, we were actually able to hold conversations using arguments I only expected from people of my age to understand, of course people change and I have no doubt she will change for an even better person because she is already more mature than many women I met (same age circle).

The baby is more than welcomed and yes some people were surprised by the fact that is so soon but we are sure that for our parts things will work out
 
Stabbie said:
I'm starting to suspect he wants a baby so soon out of fear of losing her and in hopes a baby will prevent that ever happening.
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jasonng said:
I had that suspicion too but that simply doesn't work. It'll just be an even bigger mess when shit hits the fan. Not to mention drastically affecting a child's life.
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Stabbie said:
Yeah it won't work but he might think it will.

I mean what's the hurry? If you're absolutely sure you'll be together forever, waiting a year should be easy, right?
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You guys are right in something, I was afraid of not being able to have childs......my brothers can't have any no matter what they do, in her case she wants a baby and is more than happy (so do I). Yes, this is a big leap of faith and even if she leaves me (like some poster said) I will know for sure what happened and won't regret nothing.

Edit: Won't ever abandon my baby no matter what
 
You still haven't explain why you want a kid so soon. I'm the same age as you and if I met the love of my life today I still wouldn't want to have kids for another few years. There's still so much to do before making that big step. What's worse in your case is that you really are robbing a lot of life experiences from her. I'm sure she hasn't traveled to places she wants to go. She won't be able to fully invest in a career she desires. Fuck, what is she going to do about college? A child gets in the way of all of this.

I hope I'm not coming across as attacking you, I'm not. I just want to understand why.
 
Hmmm, does she realise her life is over, in reference to doing whatever she wants, hanging out with her friends, getting drunk, spending money on herself, exploring the world and discovering new things?

I just think its to early, and have you evaluated if you both are financially able to take care of the kid, provide education, health, etc. we don't need another drop kick in the world (no offense).
 
jasonng said:
You still haven't explain why you want a kid so soon. I'm the same age as you and if I met the love of my life today I still wouldn't want to have kids for another few years. There's still so much to do before making that big step. What's worse in your case is that you really are robbing a lot of life experiences from her. I'm sure she hasn't traveled to places she wants to go. She won't be able to fully invest in a career she desires. Fuck, what is she going to do about college? A child gets in the way of all of this.

I hope I'm not coming across as attacking you, I'm not. I just want to understand why.
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In my case I was already thinking about a family, yeah I'm chiseled as a very traditional man (I know marriage first didn't apply), the thing with babies is that some people think they get in the way to fulfill careers or jobs but well handled they complement your life,

Some people might think that I'm robbing her youth and stuff like that but I wasn't the only one thinking about those arguments because she always was a step ahead with those fears and explained to me that she was fully aware of what having a child implies and that she felt more than ready, It's her past that forced her to mature a lot early and she decided a lot of things even before knowing me.

Fear not I'm not feeling attacked or anything
 
Pizarro said:
Bullshit statistic.
Good luck nonetheless.
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No kidding. It's way higher than 50% for those who marry before age 20. What's the rush to knock your lady up so soon? Surely she would benefit ftom a few more years of growing up before taking on that much responsibility.
 
Pandemic said:
Hmmm, does she realise her life is over, in reference to doing whatever she wants, hanging out with her friends, getting drunk, spending money on herself, exploring the world and discovering new things?

I just think its to early, and have you evaluated if you both are financially able to take care of the kid, provide education, health, etc. we don't need another drop kick in the world (no offense).
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She is more than aware of that (stopped the party mentality since past year, I was surprised when told me she isn't even interested in doing that anymore). As for hanging around with friends is still part of her life, I'm not taking her as my prisioner or something.

Financially the kid will be more than fine, but I don't agree, a baby doesn't end your life it only changes it
 
JeTmAn81 said:
No kidding. It's way higher than 50% for those who marry before age 20. What's the rush to knock your lady up so soon? Surely she would benefit ftom a few more years of growing up before taking on that much responsibility.
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You guys talk like I decided to grown a baby on her belly all by myself, a baby is made in a couple, we actually talked how it will change our life and I won't deny that is rushed but also I won't deny that we are pretty confident of what we want.
 
SoulstealerMex said:
My first confession......

I'm gonna have a child with a 17 year old girl but...... I'm 26, you might think is fucked up or that the baby was an accident but I assure this is not the case, we both talked a lot about it and we agreed to try it.

I love her, she has gonne through so much in her younger years, we will marry when the baby is born (also she will be 18), many people approve our relationship (her parents included) mainly because I'm not irresponsible and we are dead serious about us.

I know things will work out in the end, pheeewww!
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You're sure...? Doesn't she have to finish high school?
 
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