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GAF Debate: Best sex you've had?

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Dilbert

Member
This topic came up in real life the other day, so I thought I'd ask about it here. Please rank the following sexual experiences in order from best to worst...and obviously, any explanation about why would be helpful.

a) Sex with a new partner (dating relationship less than a month)
b) Sex with a long-term partner (dating more than a year or married)
c) Sex with a friend you've known for a long time ("friends with benefits")
d) Sex with an ex-boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, or ex-spouse
e) Sex with a one-night stand or weekend fling
f) Sex with someone cheating on his/her significant other
 

ToxicAdam

Member
Sex with an Ex on X for the first time.


And I didn't orgasm

I have done all of the above (Although the cheating was just oral), and sex with an Ex or "makeup" sex is always the best. Hands down.
 

B'z-chan

Banned
Me and
my two sisters....
Lefty and Righty

man we've been having fun for so many years now.

actually to keep on topic, i'll take the fifth. I mean plead the fifth.
 

NLB2

Banned
Never had a long term girlfriend, so it couldn't be b or d for me. The best sex I've ever had was in category f, but I don't think it was because it was in category f.
 

ocelittle

Banned
Definitely break up sex...

You break up and then BAM! your six inches deep in some crazy sex.

And it never happens again.
 

Dilbert

Member
Interesting responses so far. In a way, I'm surprised at the number of votes for long-term relationships -- I always thought that the opposing forces of greater comfort/experience and boredom/routine would kind of cancel each other out.
 
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Folder

Unconfirmed Member
LOL @ this thread...
disaster
Rahul said:
this is a GAMING forum
No. This is the off-topic forum. You can tell that by the way it says off-topic.
The other forum is a gaming forum. You can tell that by the way it says it's a gaming forum.
 

Che

Banned
ocelittle said:
Definitely break up sex...

You break up and then BAM! your six inches deep in some crazy sex.

And it never happens again.

Hell yeah! To list my top3, in no1 and 3 spots is break up sex, and no2 was a german tourist I'd just met. So break up sex (for whatever reason) and one night stand for me.
 

Rahul

Member
Folder said:
LOL @ this thread...
disaster

No. This is the off-topic forum. You can tell that by the way it says off-topic.
The other forum is a gaming forum. You can tell that by the way it says it's a gaming forum.
"gaming age forums", not "off-topic age forums"
 

belgurdo

Banned
Just a few minutes ago, with a very wonderful girl!

does anyone know where I can buy some monitor cleaners?
 

Karg

Member
f) Sex with someone cheating on his/her significant other

Went over to ex-girlfriend's house to talk to her about her problems with serious current boyfriend (we'd been broken up for like 2 years). Well "talking" turned into a backrub, which went further into a night of hot monkey luvin'.
 

darscot

Member
It's impossible to pick one as the best. Way too many shapes and sizes. I know one of my personal bests was my Stepbrothers girl friend. I'll just clarify a little. He was a prick a rat and a disgrace to the human race. I think he was the only person I ever hated and now I could care less but at the time I hated him. Anyway he was so into this girl and one day opportunity knocked. I hate fucked this girl with every pent up ounce of rage I ever had. Poor girl got worked, she hounded me for months after that. Phoned me constantly followed me the whole stalker routine. I think I emotionally damaged her she tried everything to get back in the sack with me but I knew I could never reproduce the experience. She eventually broke up with my Stepbrother but he never found out.
 

dskillzhtown

keep your strippers out of my American football
border said:
Long term will be best, because that's when you can get your more depraved fantasies fulfilled.


I don't know. I find that in flings I am more apt to try something depraved. Don't want my loved one thinking of me as some twisted individual.

and 'friends with benefits' is the bomb diggity.
 

borghe

Loves the Greater Toronto Area
have done all six.. I won't go into which one was the best because it is pointless.. best sex is about the person and the moment. how commited you are (or aren't) really has no bearing.

though for some fun trivia, one girl in my life covered 5 of those.. lol...
 
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Folder

Unconfirmed Member
border said:
Long term will be best, because that's when you can get your more depraved fantasies fulfilled.
You're such an attention whore Border.
"Look at me! I have depraved sex with my long-term girlfriend!"
www.livejournal.com
Jeesh!
;-)
 

border

Member
She will be here in 5 HOURS 16 MINUTES dressed in her Alice In Wonderland costume wearing strap-on underneath!

BORDER AM CRYING JOY TEARS
 

Shadax

Banned
For me:

a) Sex with a new partner (dating relationship less than a month)

b) Sex with a long-term partner (dating more than a year or married)

e) Sex with a one-night stand or weekend fling


Never had c, d or f yet.
 

Borys

Banned
So I clicked on this thread thinking people would describe WHAT they did when they had their best sex...

...dissapointed...

...anyway, my best sex (kerrazy!) was with my GF of course (that's B) ) when we both were lil' drunk :)

Deepthroating.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
 

Gorey

Member
In order:
F + B: ended up having sex with her after the 'cheating' (on both sides, natch) for a little over a year. Freaky girl, it was great from the outset, wasn't as good when we weren't being evil. I hate saying that, but it's the truth.
A: The novelty factor is the primary reason. Long term quality is better, though.
E: Again, the novelty factor. Also, these tend to involve drunken rampaging, which produces great sex about half the time.
C+D: The problem with these is the extraneous baggage. Sleeping with an Ex is fun while it's happening, and (in my experience)a hassle to deal with after the fact. Ditto for the long term friend thing.

I'm not sure, though. The F+B girl was hands down the best sex ever, but the whole debacle fucked up my life for over a year. From a purely physical perspective it's no contest, but geez, love is a pain in the ass.
 

GDJustin

stuck my tongue deep inside Atlus' cookies
-jinx- said:
a) Sex with a new partner (dating relationship less than a month)

That one. She was freaking NUTS in bed, and that's pretty much the only reason I dated her.

Edit: I forgot to mention that I was her first. So I popped her cherry, only for her to then awaken and become addicted to sex (and thusly me) after that first time. To this day she remains the only girl who wanted more sex than I could give her.
 

bob_arctor

Tough_Smooth
I keep hoping I haven't had my "best" sex just yet since I'm still pretty damn young. At the same time, I am married, so the wife and I have to kinda make-up new shit all the time to keep things fresh. And no, "new shit" doesn't involve that so get your minds out of the gutter, or at least outta that porn site ya got minimized there in the corner of the screen.

Anyway. My best sex so far has gotta be with this white girl that was basically my "mistress" since I was with my current wife/then girlfriend at the time. Her name was Eleanor. Our sessions were some of the most animalistic, crazy, spontaneous, savage/tender that I've had, ever. Interestingly enough, had I not been with my current wife, this girl would have been the one. We had an affair going on for 2+ years.

I used to have the keys to the gymnasium at my high school here in NYC (Elisabeth Irwin--private school down off Varick) so after school, every day, me and her would just go at it. They had this couch there for some reason, right behind the basketball court, which was our spot most of the times. Really though, we fucked all over the place--girls bathroom, darkroom, back of the auditorium, library. Keep in mind this a verrrryyyy small high school--to put it in perspective, my graduating class was a whopping total of 70 people or so, probably less. We called teachers by their first names, very informal setting all around. The crazy shit is that my current wife/then girlfriend went to high school with me and this girl. Every single person, including the faculty, knew what was going on, yet no one blew the whistle, not even her "best" friends.

Trying to remember other instances....Oh yeah, I fingered her in the middle of a grocery store in Soho. We had a quickie at my place, in the tiny ass bathroom, in the dark, while my parents were there, chillin'. I think my Pop had stepped out to throw out the trash in the hallway (I grew up in the PJ's) and my mom's was cooking.

We took a school sleepaway trip to Greenkill, NY and of course, they had the lodging broken down to boys side and girls side of the building. At about 3 AM, me and my boy lead the covert-op over to the other side, climbing out of our 1st floor window in our pajamas, into the freezing cold night (think it was around late October), to wrap around the other side where we were let in by our "contacts". We end up in a pitch black room with about 6 females and one flashlight, but I was only there for one--Eleanor. Let's just say that while everyone else was socializing, or at least still giddy about how were "breaking the rules" me and El went it at, and very quietly mind you, right then and there.

I think it was the spontaniety and lust that fueled us (obviously), but damn if I don't genuinely miss her to the day. Last I heard she was at the Art Institute of Chicago, but that was a while ago. She's gotta be 28 by now.... .
 

psycho_snake

I went to WAGs boutique and all I got was a sniff
Personally, I enjoyed having sex with your moms, yes, I did them all.

On a more serious side, I doubt anyone at my age (Im 15) has had sex with anyone apart from what they consider a "long term relationship", which, at a teenager, is a 2 week relationship. Ive never really known anyone who has had sex with more than 2 people max.
 
-jinx- said:
c) Sex with a friend you've known for a long time ("friends with benefits")

:lol :lol

A friend you've known for a long time that you're suddenly having sex with isn't "friends with benefits," it's bad news.

Friends with benefits are people you don't necessarily hang out with under normal circumstances, but once the clock strikes booty call time, they're one phone call away.
 
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