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[Syntsui]

Has more to do with the fact that the line would fit Future better than J.Cole; everybody has their lane more or less

I agree.

I'mma put my thumb in her butt >>>> Dick so big it's like a foot is in your mouth

I agree.

As far as stupid funny lines go, Lil Wayne remains the king.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Worst J.Cole line since "I let you feel like you the shit, but boy you can't out-fart me"

like did nobody hit dude up in the recording booth with the "nigga" look

 

[Storm Chamber]

Worst J.Cole line since "I let you feel like you the shit, but boy you can't out-fart me"

like did nobody hit dude up in the recording booth with the "nigga" look

Put that album off for weeks when I heard that bullshit

 

[Syntsui]

Worst J.Cole line since "I let you feel like you the shit, but boy you can't out-fart me"

like did nobody hit dude up in the recording booth with the "nigga" look

nofunallowed.jpeg if you are not an trapper, amirite? As it was pointed out, I understand that these lines don't fit him at all, but let him have some fun here and there. It's not like he was thinking ''damn this shit is fire''.

 

[Storm Chamber]

There's fun and then there's garbage truck juice.

 

[Esch]

Worst J.Cole line

My verbal AK slay f*ggots
And I don't mean no disrespect whenever I say f*ggot, okay f*ggot
Don't be so sensitive
If you want to get fucked in the ass
That's between you and whoever else's dick it is
Pause, maybe that line was too far

 

[spindashing]

suddenly got real young thug in here

 

[Storm Chamber]

My verbal AK slay f*ggots
And I don't mean no disrespect whenever I say f*ggot, okay f*ggot
Don't be so sensitive
If you want to get fucked in the ass
That's between you and whoever else's dick it is
Pause, maybe that line was too far

And doesn't even have the courage to stand behind it.

Terrible rapper.

 

[Bad_Boy]

Has more to do with the fact that the line would fit Future better than J.Cole; everybody has their lane more or less

Not unprecedented for j cole.

college boy

Hit me on aim, ay what’s your screen name?
When I start typing in, a nigga’s got some mean game, yea
And when I whip it out, shit she gonna think she seeing things, but

do my thing

I hysterically laughed girl I ain't scared of yo ass
I don ate more pies than even sara lee has

is she gon pop

This is superstar dick
Girl, how could you not taste it?

 

[Jo Shishido's Cheeks]

Ghostface still the king of sex raps.

The Stapleton Sex verse is hilarious:

Yo my, face is wet, got hair on my tongue
Cuz I'mma greedy nigga, absorb pussy juice like a sponge
Feel the pretty warm dick, rub it on your clit
Oh, right before I bust, I spray it on your tits
Switch you over, throw you to the side with one leg up
See the head slide in your hole, he stay up
Dick all shiny, helmet head bulging, smack it on your tooshie
When I hear the (click click) it's wet and it's gooshy
From behind, I'm a master mind, hundred fast ones
And slow it up, because I know how to fuck
Keep your pussy right there, don't move, ooh
Holla at your boy, baby, do what it do
I love fucking you, your pussy's the bomb (yeah)
Think about fucking this shit all day when I'm gone
Get up, suck that dick, spit on it, slob on that shit
More bubbles at the knob of that shit
It's my word, you'se a whore, taste good, right?
Turn around, get on all four
(You pulling my hair) Shut the fuck up
(Why you fucking me like that?) Shut the fuck up
This ain't no R&B dick, this hood
My slow jam dick is on Thursday's, if my sugar high
My dick don't get up, you know I'm the best
Just, shut your mouth up like you under arrest
I'm ready to cum (you ready to cum)
Yeah, keep it right (oh my gosh, my pussy is numb)
OK, just rub it up against your hole
Put your thumb in your mouth, and fuck me real slow
Look at me, yeah, baby, I'mma let that go
Tell me you love me (I love you, baby) Oh oh

 

[Storm Chamber]

Suck my dick, it's the kid with the fat knob
I bust all into your face, plus it come in globs
Quick get on your knees, with your sweet pussy, let it breathe
Two fingers is all in your hole, think I can fit three
Your pink lips, spreaded and shit, let me throw my dick in
Grab my shit and place it gently on your clit
Ping-pong pussy, wide world the womb
Titties sagging, stomach on some shriveled up prune shit
Too much air in your pussy, you screaming that it's talking you daddy
Fart's breathing out your lips, splashing my dick badly
Use vinegar to try to tighten up your ginger
Almighty dick ran in with a cape, some call him engine
Lightning rod bob, black candy cane attached to God
Thick like a Great Adventure cigar, in your garage
Pregnant pussy have you fall out, like Remy on the house
Watch the teeth for sobbing my shit, you bit it on the couch
Dry pussy leave the friction burns, plus beef I hone
The condom broke, bitch you got AIDS I'm shaking in my bones

 

[Syntsui]

Don't make me search for Pussy Monster lyrics.

 

[silentcapybara]

this page *scust* let's go back to no limit reviews.

 

[Syntsui]

''You look so good huh, I suck on your daddy's dick''

Hmm...

 

[The Artful Dodger]

Ghostface still the king of sex raps.

The Stapleton Sex verse is hilarious:

His Verse on Gihad on OB4CL2 is amazingly ridiculous

Yo, but on the other side of town it's Tony, laid up
This white chick want to gargle my nuts
I put the Bailey's down, tap the blunt out, grabbed her by her hair
Watch blondie-love whip my dick out
Spit dripping down my balls, she slobbing me
That's right, suck that dick, get it hard for me
Pyrex in one hand, large amount of grams in it rocked up
And she pregnant, my little man got her knocked up
He popped up (oh shit), I'm like a crooked cop
Richard Gere, big smirk on, getting my cock sucked
He pulled the joint out, a bullet spun out, but it was too late
Already nutted on the side of her mouth
Side of her face, and hair like "Something About Mary"
I can't front, my son gun look scary, chill
She's a whore, you knew it from the time we ran trains on her
And you still went and fucked her raw
Come on, son, give me the gun, you going to kill me over this
Bum-ass bitch, you can't resist
Remember Vel had her in the telly, taking the fist
Watch how you aiming that shit, you should be aiming at Trish
She take a bone like a rib-eye steak at Ruth's Chris
Yo, be easy on the trigger, son, you squeezing the fifth
I only did it just to show you, she's the easiest bitch
He came close, had to duff him, nigga, give me that shit

Fucking gun motherfucka
Pull a fucking gun on me again, I'll blow your little balls off
Go to the store and get me a fucking 40 before I smack the shit out you, man
Word up, while you're at it go to the freezer, get a steak man, for your eye, nigga
Word up
Put some bologna on your face or something, nigga
Make sure my 40 cold, too, when you bring it back
And when you get back, bag this shit up nigga
Word up
I don't give a fuck if you 25 nigga you my son, nigga, word up
That's why I let you slide, nigga, word
Get you a 40 too, and a pacifier, nigga
A bib and a diaper

 

[Detox]

GOAT sex rap

 

[Esch]

GOAT sex rap

Damn i forgot what a shitty album this is. This song is like the perfect example too. Nas TMI rapping about his formative sexual experiences over a terrible beat that sounds like it's sampled something from a Spielberg flick.

Was only scared of them STDs, syphilis, VD and herpes
Daffy Duck-lookin' bitch burnt me, correction
Urinary tract infection, what I got for no protection
Was a horny dog, mornings waking up with a log
Dick stuck to my draws, wet dreams in the mind
Of a one-of-a-kind sex fiend, Justine was luscious wanna cuff us when fucked us.


Only Nas and Nas stans could enjoy something like this

 

[PBY]

my dick longer than a Pringle box

 

[PhoenixDark]

Reminisce about chicks playing with your excrement brehs.

I've said it before but the only Nas trait Cole has is embarrassingly ugly sex raps. It's no coincidence that Nas' best album has almost no references to women.

 

[Syntsui]

''up up and away, dick in your mouth, fuck what you say''

This line is pure genius.

 

[silentcapybara]

fuck her face like i was obligated
and still fucking with them freak hoes
stank pussy smelling like cool ranch doritos

 

[Snuggles]

I Will is still the greatest sex rap song ever. 👅

 

[Jo Shishido's Cheeks]

His Verse on Gihad on OB4CL2 is amazingly ridiculous

Incredible.
If that's his literal son, and he's running trains with him on some chick... wow.

Reminds me on I think Ironman Ghost is talking about running trains on Jamie Sommers, then a few years later a girl called Jamie Sommers turns up rapping on the Bobby Digital album hahaha.

 

[Nibel]

Forgive us RP

 

[silentcapybara]

I Will is still the greatest sex rap song ever. 👅

 

[Syntsui]

Forgive us RP

You've got the draft for the new Wayne + Cole collab?

 

[ViewtifulJC]

bout to purge this page from existence

 

[silentcapybara]

dude has been on fire in 2015

 

[T Dollarz]

I Will is still the greatest sex rap song ever. 👅

Totally is lol

 

[siddx]

That joe moses mixtape is pretty solid if completely unremarkable. If you liked YG, it gave me similar vibes.

Damn im really liking doc 2.5
moment of violence is wooooooooooooo

 

[MuddyDonut]

I Will is still the greatest sex rap song ever. 👅

Take it off baby bend over let me see it
If u looking for a real pussy eater I can be it
So quit playing with me girl and bring that over here
Won't you climb aboard my face and put that pussy on my beard
I ain't tryna to take u shopping or buy yo ass some shoes
I'm just tryna lick that clit while I'm looking up at you
No shame in my game, girl, so look back at me
I don't give a fuck if it's shave or it's nappy
Long as it ain't nasty sanitation smelling
One whiff of that bitch I'm gone be bailing
If it's smelling sweet I'll lick it for a hour
And even it's sour might lick it in the shower
I go dumb and ignorant when I'm on that clitoris
Lick yo ass delirious my tongue game so damn serious
So bend that ass over lemme eat it from the back
That pussy so good have a nigga coming back
[Chorus]
[Verse 2:]
Oh that nigga scared lemme show you what it's bout
Spread apart the lips and put that clit up in my mouth
And that thang so juicy I'm a call it jamba
Licking it in circles got me calling me yo papa
Tongue going faster singing La Labamba
Trying to keep my rhythm like the bongos in samba
I'm a pussy monster blowing on that ganja
After I finish look like you was in a sauna
Toes curling up while you grabbing on the sheets
While I'm spitting on that pussy real sloppy when I eat
Slobbing on that pussy when I'm done I do not cuddle
I put that dick up on her make her sleep in the puddle
Bitch I ain't afraid I eat it up in public
Feet on the windshield broad day fuck it
69 in hotels with the lights on
Tongue worth a million I don't need ice on
Put a cup up put a four in it
Sixes on that chevy with some hoes in it
Them hoes playing they don't wanna fuck
I'm aput they ass out they gone be walking brah
And I'm swagged up I'm off a pill
Could fuck you for an hour cause I can't feel
And I'm swagged up I'm off a pill
Could fuck you for an hour cause I can't feel

Of course Danny and ghostface nail sex raps.

 

[silentcapybara]

From the Back is GOAT danny sex song

 

[Rastafarian42]

Will check this out on Friday if you guys can check out Q-Tip's set on Beats1 it's always a nice playlist of music. It's probably my favorite thing about Beats1 since it's release.

 

[overcast]

Which J. Cole song we talking?

Will check this out on Friday if you guys can check out Q-Tip's set on Beats1 it's always a nice playlist of music. It's probably my favorite thing about Beats1 since it's release.

WTF. Leo hanging with those 2? Amazing.

 

[Rastafarian42]

Which J. Cole song we talking?

WTF. Leo hanging with those 2? Amazing.

Leo is a big Tribe fan.

 

[Ninja Dom]

Whatssup with everyone using V's as A's...or any other vowel??

NVNJV DVM.

 

[Jo Shishido's Cheeks]

Yeah I've been pimping Tip's show... but I will say again that some are really incredible.
I've discovered SO much great music, his taste is impeccable.

Good for Tribe fans too as he sneaks in records that he sampled for Tribe songs, a few-of-which were pretty unknown.

Whatssup with everyone using V's as A's...or any other vowel??

NVNJV DVM.

Try-hard bullshit.
Odd Future were flipping letters, crosses and having (intentionally) poorly photoshopped album covers like 7 years ago.
Truly embarrassing that people are still running with that style.

 

[BLOODED_hands]

Me again with another Asian rapper lol. Pryde with a banger

Dumbfoundead with that fire

 

[Ninja Dom]

2 Chainz - BFF (produced by Zaytoven)

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[Ninja Dom]

Me again with another Asian rapper lol. Pryde with a banger

Hot! Good video too.

Dumbfoundead with that fire

Aint gonna deny that Dumb is an amazing rapper but this song got predictable, the autotune chorus lost me.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Whatssup with everyone using V's as A's...or any other vowel??

NVNJV DVM.

Viewtiful Joe

His impacT

 

[Jo Shishido's Cheeks]

Bonita Applebum (Pharrell Remix)

Ripped from Apple Music.
People are gonna hate this but it's these type of chord changes that made me a Neptunes fan in the first place, this sounds great to me.

Bonita Applebum is the song that made Pharrell take up music, so the fact he got to remix it 25 years later is really cool.

 

[BLOODED_hands]

Aint gonna deny that Dumb is an amazing rapper but this song got predictable, the autotune chorus lost me.

Yea, he's..... Been trying way too hard to capture the Trap crowd. Still a banger for me though and probably a ton of Asians just because of Dumb hah!

 

[Kopite]

The album version of Biggie's One More Chance is a dope ass sex song.

 

[PhoenixDark]

Yea Biggie had some weird ass sex lines. I'd imagine Mr. Cee had to sit down to hide the boners during sessions.

 

[Esch]

Whatssup with everyone using V's as A's...or any other vowel??

NVNJV DVM.

It's rappers trying hard to be kvlt

 

[Nibel]

Whatssup with everyone using V's as A's...or any other vowel??

NVNJV DVM.

Didn't this 'start' with A$AP Rocky and his crew? Pretty sure he is not the one who came up with it but I think they made it big.

Either way, it's corny shit

 

[Snuggles]

Didn't this 'start' with A$AP Rocky and his crew? Pretty sure he is not the one who came up with it but I think they made it big.

Either way, it's corny shit

I don't know if it originated with them but Purrp and the Raider Klan crew were using it before Rocky iirc.

 

[Dereck]

T.I. Says Travi$ Scott Is Iggy Azalea "In A Black Man's Body"

 

[ViewtifulJC]

I mean he is trash but TI gotta stop saying things with his mouth