Yep that's where I'm at right now... Wellllll I'm still drunk.
So there is no hangover. Just drunk.
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GAF-Hop |OT9/9/99| African Substitute Teachers Run NY
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So there is no hangover. Just drunk.
CountBlack
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I'm thankful for being as fucking awesome as I am. Im also thankful for some of you gafhoppers though. For real, living in Saigon, I only know one friend who loves hop hop the way I do, so it's nice to have some place to go to interact with other people passionate about hip hop. Even if I've been too damn busy the last year or so so interact in here the way I used to.
Rastafarian42
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Happy Thanksgiving GAF-HOP.
Imagine it. Count blackule sitting at thanksgiving decked out in a bucket hat and a been trill shirt while everyone is in khakis, button ups, dresses. The whole family has stacked their plates high with turkeys and casseroles of every kind, but count blackule waits patiently with an empty placemat. A loud BEEP sounds off and his mother opens the microwave with an effervescent cloud of steam. At last, she plops down a plate of soggy Tyson chicken tenders with a bottle of heinz in front of count. His eyes light up like Luis Garavito in front of a preschool. Relatives sigh. His brother facepalms. cousins laugh at him. his mother tells them to let her baby be, and everyone digs in after blessing, chortling as they watch a 19 year old manchild feast.
Hahahaha fucking esch.
I don't get high much, it tends to make me sleepy, hungry, and horny. Which is a terrible combination. You don't know whether to take a nap, eat some cookies, or fuck the sanity out of some chick. And trying to do all three at once usually ends in sadness. But for years the one time I got blazed out of my mind was right before thanksgiving. One of my sisters and my ex would spend all day making a feast and I would get higher than giraffe pussy and eat like a goddamn king. Good memories.
Rastafarian42
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LOL maybe Q will Thank us today.
richardhawk
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Beautiful
LMAO this is just amazing
I read it in Silky Johnson's voice (with the toothpick in his mouth).
Speaking of Silky Johnson and Chapelle show, does anyone in here watch Key and Peele? It's no Chapelle show but they have their moments of brilliance once in a while. I feel like it's a somewhat decent substitute, even if it can't compare to the what it's supposed to be filling in for.
CountBlack
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Happy thanksgiving to everyone except Bitchaton
For reals tho I think you got me mixed with peterboy with that been trill shi
For reals tho I think you got me mixed with peterboy with that been trill shi
PhoenixDark
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it's about 50/50 and even the hits drag on long enough to where they lose their punch. but it's funny compared to most stuff on CC right now.
Rastafarian42
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The newest episode I watched was pretty funny there hit and miss there biggest problem is they tend to beat a joke into the ground.
i notice you're not denying that chain of events tho
for real tho... im gunna take this line because this is where im gunna be in like an hour. fuckin love it. hook up my dads turntable and spin some vinyl. smoke a bowl and eat like a pig today.
have a good thanksgiving everyone. eat like fat kids today. throw on some bronsolino and do it up.
im still real drunk from last night. uuuggggghhhhhh
Yeah my biggest complaint for key and Peele is their in studio stuff. When they try to make the joking feel natural it comes across awkward. Their skits are mostly great. But their back and forth shit in front of the audience feels forced and corny. But like I said, once in a while I feel like they pull out something brilliant as fuck. Like the black substitute skits.
No thanksgiving here in Vietnam, but I did make up for it by getting drunk as fuck and flirting with all the local girls.
No thanksgiving here in Vietnam, but I did make up for it by getting drunk as fuck and flirting with all the local girls.
CountBlack
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CountBlack
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of course not but I'm just goin with the troll
Like people said before, it is completely 50/50 with it's hits and misses and it stays interesting just enough for me to care about it.
the biggest problem with Key and Peele is that they always overextend a joke past its lifetime. They will have a funny underlying concept for a skit but overshoot so often. Skits are supposed to be concise and have tons of memorable punchlines. That bone thugs skit is hilarious though.
The Bruce Willy/Liam Nessons shit I think is some of their best work and they overextend the joke in this one.
http://vimeo.com/53749151
They'll do like 3 bad skits and do a really good one, then that convinces me that I cannot stop watching the show.
IrishNinja
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just found out my grrl's museum hookup got extra tickets to a private K-dot show next wednesday! so hyped, hopefully he can perform well live.
this; got 4 hours & called into work but fuggit, hungover overtime on a slow day >>>> watching an irish family slag each other over the dinner table about obamacare or some shit cause goddamn i may be the black sheep there but how you gonna ball and not have enough class to leave politics the fuck outta dinner
for real, the silky voice helps the delivery
goddamn that one came outta nowhere
i'm a fan; i think their ratio's getting better as time goes on but they do drag on the misses here & there. i think the Neesy or college football names one got me onboard; friend of mine argues it's reaching chapelle levels but i think that's true only if you compare it to early/mid season 1 so far.
this; got 4 hours & called into work but fuggit, hungover overtime on a slow day >>>> watching an irish family slag each other over the dinner table about obamacare or some shit cause goddamn i may be the black sheep there but how you gonna ball and not have enough class to leave politics the fuck outta dinner
for real, the silky voice helps the delivery
goddamn that one came outta nowhere
i'm a fan; i think their ratio's getting better as time goes on but they do drag on the misses here & there. i think the Neesy or college football names one got me onboard; friend of mine argues it's reaching chapelle levels but i think that's true only if you compare it to early/mid season 1 so far.
I remember one if the girls I used to date had never seen Chapelle show, so we rented to first season and I was excited as fuck to watch it with her. Something really enjoyable about watching something you really like with someone whose never seen I before. Turns out she hated it. That pretty much was the end of the relationship right there.
I lol'd
MuddyDonut
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I agree with the Key and Peele comments, mostly miss with moments of pure gold.
IrishNinja
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god, i hated that skit because i was staying with a racist-ass family in texas at the time, so their laughter & going on about it was just painful
it's like conservative friends i know doing uncle ruckus impersonations every time i'm around...hahaha yeah you totally made it funnier and not awkward & shitty, good work
Lmao. I know what you mean about showing a gf something or even a friend. It's satisfying as hell. My ex didn't like futurama. One of my pillars.
I'm about to eat some stuffing and gravy, on some Cudder with his girls butthole.
maaaan thats a bummer. ive had a great time introducing my lady to futurama, she really digs it. dressed as leela for halloween even.
Yeah I had another ex who didn't like futurama, but she at least had a justifiable reason as she dated some dude who obsessed with the show who was also an abusive piece of shit.
On the subject of various entertainment sources, I just got done playing call of duty ghosts and im pretty sure I have absolutely no idea what the fuck went on in it's story. Just a mess of convoluted murder porn. Series really just needs to die already. Still better than fucking halo though.
Bout to move in to that new batman game.
Speaking of cudder and buttholes. I ate some girls asshole out the other night. Beautiful little puckered thing. Yall don't know hat your missing, it leaves quite the positive impression.
This shit cracks me up, you guys act like I eat the butt everyday lol. I can count on 2 hands how many times I've done it in 4.5 years.
that said..
I fucks with that Batman game (thanks again biz), even though I could just bypass the random goons on the street I have to swoop down and thump them. The combat is super satisfying on hard.I can't even remember if the other games had the xp system but it's also nice to see the bar fill up and unlock new moves.
FTFY
Tokubetsu
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Origins is the best Batman game though so? Best combat, best story (no stupid shit or shitting the bed in the last act) and actual challenge in it's variety and not just annoying bullshit.
Origins plays out like a really solid Detective Comics arc. Best Batman simulator released to date.
Tokubetsu
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One of the best things Origins does is instead of ramping up the challenge by making some of your tools useless in later areas, they keep giving you more with interesting map layouts for you to figure out how best to work things out. Settings up traps and exploiting enemy a.i. is a lot better and more fun in Origins.
Actual combat is faster, and more challenging. Countering later enemies is actually hard (knife dudes...even by the end of game I never got timing down 100%, could still fuck it up) and enemies felt a lot more aggressive in general. Encounters were actually dangerous if you got sloppy. I died more often in Origins than in both AC and AA combined. Failing to prioritize enemies etc.
I also got killed a lot more in this one. the combat was really sped up. loved it. i found the first two to be a little robotic. this was always engaging and enjoyable.
Couple of the new gadgets really improved on the earlier games.
The tight rope in particular!
Voice acting was stellar as always. looked fantastic on pc. great game.
Tokubetsu
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Yea my pc is a bit older but I was running almost max. Only thing I turned down was DX 11 DOF which killed frames during the last hit slow mo that happens in fights and certain other cutscenes.
IrishNinja
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Happy Thanksgiving Gaf-Hop!!! From all of us over in GAFPOP.
damn, i want a little of everything
also happy thanksgiving back at ya'll
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