Married bros, you ever just see a dime walk past you and do that smile thing and then it hits you that you will never, ever fuck another woman in your life besides the one that's sitting at home with bed hair, morning breath and ugly PJs?
Imma just gonna be mad about this one for like, 5 minutes.
Yup, happens. But once you're out with your wife, there are dudes passing by you wishing to be with that every night.