So, I was playing a show a few months back in K.C.
The dude who picked me up from the airport and I were chatting in the car and I asked him what other kinda acts he had hosted recently. He went on to tell me about Riff raff, Elijah wood (Who apparently tours as a DJ) and Stitches. When he mentioned stitches, my ears immediately perked up cause, well, stitches is hilarious. Here was his run down:
Stitches arrived at the airport, got in the car and immediately requested they get some coke. The dude was like "no problem but, you know, this is K.C., everything here is pretty stepped on so don't expect that Miami quality". Stitches didn't care. So he got him a bag and now stitches requested baking soda. Hmm...The guy complied but was confused as to what stitches had in mind. Was he gonna cook crack? Nope. He was going to take the bag of coke and mix it with the baking soda to make it seem like the bag of coke he got was actually like a kilo. A kilo that he would bring on stage and do bumps of while performing , as well as give bumps out to people in the audience and throw handfuls of into the front row. Now, this begs the questions "Why?". Why even buy the bag of coke? Why not just use all baking soda? But I suppose Stitches is a stickler for realism and also a complete fucking retard.
So, this dude is telling me how stitches is just the dumbest. He's a kid. He's a huge dude with face tats but we forget he's 19. He's basically a florida bro with a gun tatted on his face. His attention span is all over the place and not cause he's coked up but cause he has really bad ADD. He's got a few boys with him and they're all like greek guido types.
He's making all these demands and being a prick the entire time. The guy is not feeling him but his job is to be hospitable so he pretty much has to eat shit the whole night.
It comes time for the show. The place is packed. Stitches does his show. He performs "Brick in yo face" like 6 times. No lie. From the sound of it, he did it every other song. On stage, he's doing bumps and giving people bumps. In the crowd, he's not making fans with the local gangsters. A few guys come up to the promoter and ask is they can rob him. Not cause they think he has shit but cause they think he's an idiot and it would be a funny story. The promoter tells them to chill. But there were multiple dudes there , strapped, ready to roll stitches just for being stitches.
After the show, Stitches demands bitches. The venue is such that the backstage is a large room downstairs. The promoter has a roster of whores who fuck rappers. He literally wrangles them up and sends them downstairs to hang with stitches and his crew. These are girls whose only job at these shows is to meet a rapper and possibly ingest his sperm. From what he says, they're all hot sluts who are good to go.
At least that's how he described them. They're party girls. So,he unloads them on stitches entourage and leaves them be. About 45 minutes later, he goes to check on everything downstairs. What he sees looks like a high school dance. Stitches and crew are all on one side of the room, drinking and being bro's while the girls are on the other looking at their phones and getting ready to leave. Stitches calls over the promoter and asks for more bitches cause "these girls have an attitude". Sadly, the bitch well had run dry.
Apparently, the girls went down there ready to do whatever but Stitches didn't know how to talk to a woman. I don't mean he was rude. i mean he was awkward and off putting like only a 19 year old idiot could be. He basically talked the girls out of giving him pussy simply by being himself.
He went back to the hotel without anyone and wrecked the hotel room...with his boys...for no reason. So, sufficed to say, Stitches will not be invited back to Kansas City anytime soon. The promoter regretted not letting his boys rob him but, in the end, he knows he did the right thing.