AfricanKing
Banned
Loved the ep, but they robbed us of the best fight that's was about to happen...Jon Vs Night King round 2.
Arya however.. Badest Bitch On Road right now.
Arya however.. Badest Bitch On Road right now.
Loved the ep, but they robbed us of the best fight that's was about to happen...Jon Vs Night King round 2.
Arya however.. Badest Bitch On Road right now.
What was especially dumb was why Jon didn't light the fire trench since he was just chilling next to Bran on his dragon during that whole sequence.
I have no problem with her doing it.
I lay in bed with my wife watching it. First I yelled at the TV because...
1. Why are you riding the Dorthraki at them. Jesus fucking wine drinking Christ, they have the knowledge that anyone who falls joins the Night King. Who the fuck thought this was gonna be a positive as they were riding towards the AotD? Show of hands?
2. Why didn't the dragons back them up or something. Only the Living were surprised at the Dorthraki quick butt fucking
I then yelled at the TV...
1. Why aren't you shooting arrows at the AotD as they stand lifeless in front of the fire trench?
2. Why Jon are you sitting on a Dragon on a wall doing nothing while the AotD stand lifeless in front of the trench. For a guy who couldn't stop saying "We don't have time" he sure picked a hell of a time to find some fucking time.
I yelled some more
1. How is the Night King a better Dragon rider than Dany?
2. How did the Living not see the corpses in the Crypt coming to life, WHEN YOU HAVE THE FUCKING KNOWLEDGE THAT THE NIGHT KING CAN RAISE THE FOOKING DEAD?
The answer to all these questions, and many more is.... Because the Plot requires it!
It was so frustrating to watch a group of people discuss the threat for over a season, gather information from places including Bran, and forget all of it between episodes 2 & 3.
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100% on all of those. Everyone acts retarded.
Bran doesn't give them any intel on the situation or provide any clever twists through his own actions. All he does is sit there and glare, setting up Arya Ninja Leap.
This was... this was... an absolutely legendary, legendary TV episode, ladies and gentlemen.
Yeah it was tropey (zombie horde, kill the king and the rest just die, slo-mo music montages etc.), yeah the crypt was a moronic idea to everybody but them apparently, yeah I couldn't make out what was going at times (and HBO GO crappy stream quality certainly didn't help), yeah the library felt out of place, yeah Arya's kill was borderline fanfic (and yet awesome in equal measure) but there were so many cool moments to make up for all that (I loved the beginning!), it still somehow ended up being fucking awesome. EDIT: I hope I'll feel the same when it settles down in me and I start properly thinking about it.
And the very best part? We're (hopefully?) done with the zombies now and back in the proper (end)game of thrones, baby!
The funny thing about this post is that you list loads of things that were wrong with the episode and the say "but there were so many cool moments to make up for all that" but then you don't actually list any of them![]()
Sorry I didn't mean to spoil your fun.Yeah, I'll probably regret that post soon enough haha. When the kid in me calms down ("Did you see dat dragon all overun with zombies taking flight?!?") and he is already calming down, the cynical/analytical me will no doubt deconstruct this episode right down to shit.![]()
This was... this was... an absolutely legendary, legendary TV episode, ladies and gentlemen.
Yeah it was tropey (zombie horde, kill the king and the rest just die, slo-mo music montages etc.), yeah the crypt was a moronic idea to everybody but them apparently, yeah I couldn't make out what was going at times (and HBO GO crappy stream quality certainly didn't help), yeah the library felt out of place, yeah Arya's kill was borderline fanfic (and yet awesome in equal measure) but there were so many cool moments to make up for all that (I loved the beginning!), it still somehow ended up being fucking awesome. EDIT: I hope I'll feel the same when it settles down in me and I start properly thinking about it.
And the very best part? We're (hopefully?) done with the zombies now and back in the proper (end)game of thrones, baby!
It was cool but also a huge distraction as a viewer because as soon as they announced that the crypts would be the safest place in the previous episode, the entire fan base said "No not at all there's about to be a bunch of zombies down there".I thought the crypt provided one of the coolest parts, which was the NK raising the dead and the zombies breaking out...I thought that was crazy.
They should have shown a headless Ned Stark executing people.
There were two dragons in the preview of next week.
pretty sure most of that cast will be dead by the end of episode 6 anyway.....kings landing has a shitload of that keg explosive shit still ...i predict thanos like wipeoutWhy did the Night King mark Bran? Why did he want to kill him? What was the big deal about Bran becoming the 3 eyed Raven? All that was just a destiny BS setup that lead to the Arya ninja kill?
I'm fine with the episode up to that moment.
I'm a fool, I was expecting some NK revelations, or even seeing him start talking... Nah... Getting my interest up again for some petty throne arguments is going to be tough.
That's how the show should (have) end(ed):
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that shits definitely getting put in catapults and attached to the ballista boltspretty sure most of that cast will be dead by the end of episode 6 anyway.....kings landing has a shitload of that keg explosive shit still ...i predict thanos like wipeout
Loved it.
Except for;
- episode was too dark and as such difficult to watch at times if you were streaming
lolol I cant wait until the finale. Its going to be 50/50 split. Watch the rating on IMDB over the next 3 weeks. HilariousOof that was Hollywood garbage. Terrible anti-climax. Fuck this show
So there are 3 episodes left now, right? I'm kinda surprised they wrapped up the Night King at the halfway point. Is the battle with Cersei really supposed to be more threatening than the NK?
From a pacing standpoint, next week clearly has to go back to being a slower episode. I imagine lots of scenes of people picking themselves up, rebuilding, and talking about what's to come next. Maybe we'll get some Jon and Dany arguing over who should be in charge.
Wow this is amazing lookingWhy did the Night King mark Bran? Why did he want to kill him? What was the big deal about Bran becoming the 3 eyed Raven? All that was just a destiny BS setup that lead to the Arya ninja kill?
I'm fine with the episode up to that moment.
I'm a fool, I was expecting some NK revelations, or even seeing him start talking... Nah... Getting my interest up again for some petty throne arguments is going to be tough.
That's how the show should (have) end(ed):
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this guy says everything I wanted to.
Same dude. I have a 75 in Q8F... stream Quality was not good.It really shows how shit streaming can be for most still. An action heavy episode entirely set in a dark night and snow makes the pixelation and compression stand out, it got bad even on my cable. I'm sure it'll look far better on 4k bluray.
Loved the ep, but they robbed us of the best fight that's was about to happen...Jon Vs Night King round 2.
Arya however.. Badest Bitch On Road right now.
this guy says everything I wanted to.