Lanrutcon
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literally too stupid to play a game that children will play
Like, think about that for a second. Let it sink in.
Bloody hell.
literally too stupid to play a game that children will play
I was thinking about this recently whilst replaying OG Doom and Doom II. These games can be hard and I couldn’t help thinking that there is no way a modern games writer would ever play a game like this nowadays.
I keep hearing more and more of them (even ones in their forties that grew up on hard games) bragging about playing games on easy mode because “I don’t have time to play hard games”. Like they revel in being pathetic. It’s the biggest cop out excuse ever.
hadn't stopped by Kotaku for a while, thought i'd check out what they are doing.
turns out they are writing 3,000 word articles on instagram thots!
yes, people loved her memes (bewbs) and politics (bewbs). that's totally why she got popular!'OK, Boomer' Girl's Rise To Twitch Fame Was 'A Perfect Storm' Of Memes And Politics
Several decades ago, at the beginning of March 2020, when Bernie Sanders was still in the race for president, a streamer who goes by the handle Neekolul posted a short video of herself lip syncing and dancing along to a song by YouTuber Senzawa made up entirely of variations on the phrase “OK...kotaku.com
not sure what to even say at this point. we have reached the Entitled Singularity.Kotaku Finds Final Fantasy 7 Remake’s Easy Mode “Way Too Easy,” Readers Quickly Criticize Hypocritical Complaint
Final Fantasy 7 Remake's easy mode has been deemed "way too easy" by Kotaku, prompting criticism from a wide swath of players and fans.boundingintocomics.com
Jesus Christ then don't play it on easy you absolute morons.
It's almost as if Kotaku has different writers with different opinions on things. Whodathunkit?
Kotaku.
Idiot gamers are upset because the harpy in Serious Sam 4 doesn't have her boobs out
It is with regret that we must inform you that the idiot gamers are at it again.www.vg247.com
This article is from the chief editor. Let that sink in. Chief Editor. And it begins with:
It is with regret that we must inform you that the idiot gamers are at it again.
And ends with:
It’s almost as if there’s an underlying theme of misogyny where the only time women can be in a game is if it’s under terms specified by a subhuman set of men.
Hmmmmmm
Who the fuck wrote that, that is embarassing as fuck. It's like someone thought hey, parody is a fine idea, then did it worse than the fucking Simpsons. Right there, is why everyone looks at gamnig journalism as a joke. Of course it's 'satire' though.........‘Satire that is polemic can turn ugly and authoritarian’
It really is something. I have never seen a media group so at ends with their potential reader base. It's like game journos can't stand video games and gamers, and gamers absolutely despise game journos. So how is it still a thing? Who's clicking on these sites enough to keep these places afloat? I haven't visited an e-rag like Kotaku or Polygon in years, who's still going there?can modern games journalism die already? People actually get paid to write such juvenile presumptive bullshit
Who the fuck wrote that, that is embarassing as fuck. It's like someone thought hey, parody is a fine idea, then did it worse than the fucking Simpsons. Right there, is why everyone looks at gamnig journalism as a joke. Of course it's 'satire' though.........‘Satire that is polemic can turn ugly and authoritarian’
Jason being a tit again - dat finger gonna be red after hitting block so much
LMAO
Jason being a tit again - dat finger gonna be red after hitting block so much
LMAO
Well its true, he sees himself as the Gift, anything he recives is far lesser than what he will write.So Jason Schreier is claiming he takes no swag.
Your nostalgia might be getting in the way a little bit there. Those magazines were 90% advertisements (EGM was even worse). They were just as corrupt and dodgy as the woke lunatics running the show today. Though at least Gamefan actually played the games they reviewed, EGM often didn't.Makes me long for the golden era of Gamefan!
Your nostalgia might be getting in the way a little bit there. Those magazines were 90% advertisements (EGM was even worse). They were just as corrupt and dodgy as the woke lunatics running the show today. Though at least Gamefan actually played the games they reviewed, EGM often didn't.
Your nostalgia might be getting in the way a little bit there. Those magazines were 90% advertisements (EGM was even worse). They were just as corrupt and dodgy as the woke lunatics running the show today. Though at least Gamefan actually played the games they reviewed, EGM often didn't.
Your nostalgia might be getting in the way a little bit there. Those magazines were 90% advertisements (EGM was even worse). They were just as corrupt and dodgy as the woke lunatics running the show today. Though at least Gamefan actually played the games they reviewed, EGM often didn't.
So, we've eventualyl come full cycle to Cyberpunk now being compared to Nazi's officially. Took a bit longer that I would have liked. Bonus points to CDPR guy for telling them to
Oh give me a break! I can already imagine those poor hurt, sad little chipmunks that keep on running in a cage, trying to make us all smile!
Corporations good, players bad. Discuss.
Jason Screier is a joke and a product of the American entitlement.
The one-size-fits-all Schreier-is-garbage-human response to anything.
They always exaggerate it to make it look like journalists aren't in cahoots with each other. Same thing with being paid for reviews. Nobody is giving anyone bags of money on secret meetings. Look at AngryJoeShow, Sony didn't even give him a copy for the review. If you made such a good game, why be afraid and ignore one of the largest Youtubers? They knew he's not going to like it and they purposefully made the situation difficult for him. People look up reviews primarily before (!) the release date, nobody wants to wait a month or even a week to read the review.
The one-size-fits-all Schreier-is-garbage-human response to anything.