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[Eminem]

I've been drinking since 5pm central. It's nearly midnight now. I've had around 14 beers and a shot or three.
But, I still am not drunk. And I'm losing my patience.
Yeah, it's been a while, but you'd think it'd take its toll sooner rather than later. I have enough alcohol here to last me 3 weeks....but I don't wanna chug some liquor and really be fucked up in 2 minutes, which is what would happen.


It'll end up hitting me like a brick wall and then I'll pass out in 5 minutes. Which sucks.

I'm sure others here have had this problem. Commiserate with me!
I'm glad I'm off tomorrow!

 

[Firest0rm]

a shot or three? wtf!? You can say a shot or two but not a shot or three. I think you are drunk but unaware of it

 

[Sirpopopop]

Trust me you're drunk.

You just don't realize it. Normally when I'm in the state you're in (everything seems fine, I can see clearly, type properly,etc.) the only thing off is my mood controls. I tend to break a lot of things in anger or disgust then.

 

[speedpop]

Stop drinking that piss ant lolly water that you guys call beer over there.

2% alcohol is shit.

 

[AlphaSnake]

I've been drinking since 5pm central. It's nearly midnight now. I've had around 14 beers and a shot or three.
But, I still am not drunk. And I'm losing my patience.
Yeah, it's been a while, but you'd think it'd take its toll sooner rather than later. I have enough alcohol here to last me 3 weeks....but I don't wanna chug some liquor and really be fucked up in 2 minutes, which is what would happen.


It'll end up hitting me like a brick wall and then I'll pass out in 5 minutes. Which sucks.

I'm sure others here have had this problem. Commiserate with me!
I'm glad I'm off tomorrow!

Dude, can I borrow 50 bucks?

 

[Eminem]

shit, well....yeah, i'm pretty fucked up now. and prolly was before. but it just feels so underwhelming =p

and yes, i would say i was moody. so i was drunk before, now i'm trashed. right. i guess.

 

[Brian Fellows]

Nope I have never had that problem.

 

[BlackSalad]

I never realize how drunk I am until I actually stand up. Otherwise I feel fine :lol

 

[Triumph]

You have no idea how often I've drunk excessive amounts of beer and not even been drunk in the least.

Well, at least that's not the case tonight.

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

All the time
I never get drunk, I only get throw-uppy

 

[Rlan]

Keep replying to this topic, then we can have a fully documented list of steps of internet drunkeness . You've already lost the ability to capitalise, what will the next step be?

 

[Brian Fellows]

I never realize how drunk I am until I actually stand up. Otherwise I feel fine :lol

Reminds of the scene in Dazed and Confused when the red headed dude goes to stand up in the back of his truck. He wobles around for a second then just sits down with a "dude I'm fucked up" look on his face.

 

[Eminem]

Keep replying to this topic, then we can have a fully documented list of steps of internet drunkeness . You've already lost the ability to capitalise, what will the next step be?

heh, whatever. i could be like most of the gaf-drunks and be all:

i'mssss so sdfjfhdrubnk bitchtlplplpl is harc04reeeee. famn so drunk man, no ideaa
i'd love lemurseusns naor gamerrdiva so cool and hoit but so drunk but i gottaas to teell ya somrehting

you nkw, i love gaf, and thats the truth y, know. we all know,. nice., goddamn ims so drunk.



but yeah. no.

 

[Dujour]

I wish. Everyone else in my family can hold alcohol, I'm the only one that's unable to.

 

[Mama Smurf]

I wish. Everyone else in my family can hold alcohol, I'm the only one that's unable to.

But it's so much cheaper for us.

 

[SantaC]

vodka+red bull fixes it...my favorite.

 

[Do The Mario]

Yup I have the odd very rare very expensive night out when I just can’t get drunk!!!

 

[psycho_snake]

It takes me so many beers to get drunk, so I usually drink Vodka. I've never felt the way you have though, that would just suck

 

[DaCocoBrova]

I never get drunk. Just 'nice'. I prefer that. But sometimes, I don't even get 'nice'. It's wierd.

That's why I'm a smoka!

 

[Papi]

Stop drinking that piss ant lolly water that you guys call beer over there.

2% alcohol is shit.

No shit, ay?

 

[kroutdogg]

It's called tolerance. It sucks and ends up costing me more money to get a good buzz. I either take a few weeks off drinking or just do straight liquor. Good luck.

 

[WasabiKing]

Take two shots of Patron Silver and call me in the morning. The Booze Doctor is in the house...