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[GK86]

She must have had some fantastic drugs:

That's one big girl!

A baby born Friday in Germany is the country's largest-ever, at 13.47 pounds and 22.6 inches long.

Baby girl Jasleen arrived July 26 at University Hospital in Leipzig. Though babies of her size are often delivered via caesarean section, Jasleen's mother gave birth vaginally.

The mother had a previously undiagnosed case of gestational diabetes, doctors discovered. The condition usually develops around the 24th week of pregnancy and can lead to larger-than-average newborn size.

Both daughter and mother are doing well after the birth, though Jasleen remains in the neonatal care unit, doctors said, according to the German newspaper Der Spiegel.

Jasleen takes the title of Germany's biggest baby from a 13-pound boy named Jihad, born in Berlin in 2011.

In March, a British mother gave birth vaginally to a 15 lb., 7 oz. baby boy named George.

According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the heaviest baby ever was born to Anna Bates of Canada in 1879. The 7'5" mother and her 7'11" husband welcomed a 23 lb. 12 oz. baby boy, but he died 11 hours later.

 

[Ishida]

Ouch...

 

[Matt_]

Jesus wept that poor woman
That is no baby, that is a toddler

 

[BLACKLAC]

Good god.

 

[Tabris]

Part of me wants to see what the vagina looks like after that birth.

What's wrong with me? It's the same part of me that watches earwax and cyst removal and other gross things videos on youtube

EDIT - Funny thing is I absolutely hate gore movies.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Nope.

 

[Fritz]

Woa, that's brave. And stupid I presume, wouldn't that be potentially dangerous for the mum and the baby?

 

[Deified Data]

Baby named Jihad.

 

[threetri333]

Waiting for family guy gif with Lois and Chris.

 

[dankir]

Crazy but the baby looks like Peter Griffin.

 

[Majine]

Scheisse.

 

[Toa TAK]

That is no baby, that is a toddler

Thoughts exactly. Kid looks like it's a year old.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Augusta.

 

[inky]

It hurts to just read the title, good grief.

 

[Vyrance]

I can't believe the world record is 10 pounds heavier, holy crap

 

[I NEED SCISSORS]

There was this chick on efukt who could cram a whole man's head up her snatch. For fun. I can believe this.

 

[T'Zariah]

Um...that kid ain't German.

 

[Funky Papa]

That fat bastard already has a fucking unibrow.

 

[Black Mamba]

 

[joe2187]

THATS A HUGE...BI...uhh...baby.

 

[Derwind]

 

[G.O.O.]

 

[Piecake]

Um...that kid ain't German.

A kid born in Germany isnt German?

....

 

[maxxpower]

That fat bastard already has a fucking unibrow.

And hair.

 

[jmdajr]

oh .. WITHOUT c-section

:\

 

[santi_yo]

Woah, that thing is huge.


btw, pounds and inches! I thought Germany used the metric system!

 

[xxracerxx]

Um...that kid ain't German.

What?

Do you know how citizenship works?

 

[Funky Papa]

Woah, that thing is huge.


btw, pounds and inches! I thought Germany used the metric system!

They do. NYDailyNews doesn't.

 

[negreenfield]

I knew before clicking the link it was a case of undiagosed gestational diabetes. These large babies almost always are.

 

[Aristion]

Nurse is hot

 

[BizzyBum]

Um...that kid ain't German.

Neither is that nurse.

This story is fake.

 

[Kinyou]

Can that baby be described as overweight?

Or is that just babyfat combined with the unusual size?

 

[Jitters]

Will she be large her entire life????

 

[DJ_Lae]

Man that's a big baby.

The poor woman. I can only imagine what sort of perineal tear that monsterous kid would have left her with.

 

[Clydefrog]

I hope she becomes a friendly giant.

 

[Tabris]

Um...that kid ain't German.

Dumbest thing I've read on NeoGAF in at least the last week.

If that baby is not German, then you're not American (I just assume you're American because of the ignorance).

 

[Friggz]

i was a pound less and a half inch taller at birth, and i didnt look anything like that.

 

[BizzyBum]

Nurse is hot

If you're into dudes, yeah..

 

[Dan]

Just sent this to my pregnant friend, due in a couple weeks. Haha, she's like, "oh my god, what if this is happening to me?!"

Thank you. I was trying and failing to find a useable version of this.

 

[readLeader]

A kid born in Germany isnt German?

....

That concept of nationality by place of birth is hard to understand for people who don't differentiate between race and nationality.

 

[Opus Angelorum]

Looks like a young Jabba the Hut.

 

[The Technomancer]

is that

is that kid already growing facial hair?

 

[Beowulf28]

 

[uberluigi]

That baby tore that pussy up!

 

[Piecake]

That concept of nationality by place of birth is hard to understand for people who don't differentiate between race and nationality.

They should because then America, Canada, and Australia doesnt make any fucking sense

 

[Winterfang]

Goddamn, that ain't not baby. The suck was born and raised in there. Poor lady.

 

[Aristion]

Um...that kid ain't German.

She was born in a German hospital, making her a German citizen.

 

[jstevenson]

 

[GK86]

is that

is that kid already growing facial hair?

That baby girl is more of a man than half of gaf.

 

[Protein]