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[FZZ]

Whoa nelly!

That is one GAT DAMN BIG BABY!

 

[TAJ]

That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. It looks like the level one boss from Kid Niki.

 

[IdreamofHIME]

I was 11lbs, Vaginal and fucking breech.


...it's no secret why my Mother hates me.

 

[KmA]

That baby looks like it weighs way more than 13 pounds.

 

[Sylver]

Small penis revenge.

This sure hurts.

 

[GK86]

http://abload.de/img/diving-into-the-abyssnnu1r.gif[/I MG][/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/WUDoGzw.jpg

 

[BY2K]

That record is going to hunt that kid through all her Middle School and Highschool years.

 

[MutFox]

For some reason, that small penis thread popped in my head when I saw that baby...
Wonder if the average on GAF is about the size of that baby?

 

[T'Zariah]

She was born in a German hospital, making her a German citizen.

A kid born in Germany isnt German?

....

What?

Do you know how citizenship works?

Neither is that nurse.

This story is fake.

Dumbest thing I've read on NeoGAF in at least the last week.

If that baby is not German, then you're not American (I just assume you're American because of the ignorance).

You all REALLY didn't get the fact that was a joke/sarcasm?

Jesus fuck.

 

[foxuzamaki]

this got me

 

[IISANDERII]

According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the heaviest baby ever was born to Anna Bates of Canada in 1879. The 7'5" mother and her 7'11" husband welcomed a 23 lb. 12 oz. baby boy, but he died 11 hours later

Bet they were from Sasquatchewan

 

[readLeader]

They should because then America, Canada, and Australia doesnt make any fucking sense

Well, I'd assume by the same rationale, he might be inclined to say that US born children of immigrants aren't Americans, either. Doesn't make the statement any smarter, but it would be consistent.

 

[Sylver]

She was born in a German hospital, making her a German citizen.

ius sanguini (spain, italy, hungary, germany), - You do not get the nationality if you born there you need to be son of a citizen of those countries.
ius soli. (the rest of the world.) - you get de nationality when you born there.

 

[readLeader]

You all REALLY didn't get the fact that was a joke/sarcasm?

Might be because you didn't indicate in any way that that was supposed to be "funny".

 

[tornjaw]

Dumbest thing I've read on NeoGAF in at least the last week.

If that baby is not German, then you're not American (I just assume you're American because of the ignorance).

You Sir/Madam, are ignorant.

 

[readLeader]

ius sanguini (spain, italy, hungary, germany), ius soli. (the rest of the world.)

Actually, we have both in Germany.

 

[Sub_Level]

I have more than a few girl problems but i thank god everyday that I am male. Jesus Christ.

 

[Acorn]

RIP the Husbands sex life.

 

[Santerestil]

That baby girl is more of a man than half of gaf.

 

[Blasty]

Might be because you didn't indicate in any way that that was supposed to be "funny".

I thought it was kind of obvious.

 

[Risible]

Holy shit, winner.

 

[tino]

Her mother sacrifice her vagina for her.

 

[Jarek23]

That is no baby, that is a toddler

That's no toddler, that's a sumo wrestler.

 

[piratepwnsninja]

That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. It looks like the level one boss from Kid Niki.

Oh wow...you're right.

 

[Nakazato]

GOD DAMN

 

[The Omega Man]

Um...that kid ain't German.

Are latinos white now? 2.0

 

[Slayven]

She ahd to be on that not approved in America drugs.

 

[fluffydelusions]

Um...that kid ain't German.

Someone can be a German citizen but not necessarily of German descent?

 

[User 100115]

My little brother was that big, and delivered naturally.

He didn't look that chunky either.

 

[reddmyst]

Reminds me of the humans in Wall-E (sorta).

 

[LiK]

oh man, so stretched

 

[Angry Grimace]

Countdown to antoniobanderas.gif

 

[Marxist Squirrel]

 

[WorriedCitizen]

Took me a while to notice the ugly baby in front of the nurse.

 

[bengraven]

Good god.

My first thought as well.

 

[Oersted]

That caught me offguard.

 

[Heysoos]

That's a huge baby!

Also, that nurse is cute.

 

[B-Dubs]

That has got to hurt...

 

[javac]

Wow.

 

[shira]

What's the big deal vaginas stretch. And they unstretch.

 

[Alrus]

Well that woman's vagina must be wrecked right now.

 

[bengraven]

What's the big deal vaginas stretch. And they unstretch.

Are you accusing GAF of not understanding how a vagina works?

 

[User 100115]

Are you accusing GAF of not understanding how a vagina works?

I am constantly accusing GAF of that.

 

[braves01]

How come it doesn't have blond hair and/or blues eyes if its truly German?

 

[Apath]

What's the big deal vaginas stretch. And they unstretch.

They can tear too.

 

[JDSN]

.

 

[Aristion]

ius sanguini (spain, italy, hungary, germany), - You do not get the nationality if you born there you need to be son of a citizen of those countries.
ius soli. (the rest of the world.) - you get de nationality when you born there.

Ah, I see.

 

[User 100115]

Sorry, I was just corrected by my mom, my little brother was 29 inches long, so beats this record in that but not weight. All natural. Glad that wasn't hereditary.

 

[magnetic]

They can tear too.

...tear right down to the anus, yes.

It's what we germans call a "Dammriss".

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Ouch.