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[SirMossyBloke]

Only gonna have sex with black guys for now on, confirmed.

 

[Enosh]

ius sanguini (spain, italy, hungary, germany), - You do not get the nationality if you born there you need to be son of a citizen of those countries.
ius soli. (the rest of the world.) - you get de nationality when you born there.

you make it sound as if jus soli is used by most countries while only those 4 countries use Jus sanguinis

which isn't exactly true...

 

[IceCold]

Very few countries do jus soli. Mostly New World countries. Like the US or Canada:

Sorry, I was just corrected by my mom, my little brother was 29 inches long, so beats this record in that but not weight. All natural. Glad that wasn't hereditary.

How tall is he now?

 

[DonMigs85]

Looks like the fat Chinese kid with thicker eyebrows

 

[FOOTE]

 

[readLeader]

Very few countries do jus soli. Mostly New World countries. Like the US or Canada:

That diagram isn't entirely accurate. Germany has a version of ius soli as well.

 

[TAJ]

What's the big deal vaginas stretch. And they unstretch.

And it doesn't take much to stretch to the point of pain. Then agony. And when you pass the point they'll stretch to, they rip. Sometimes they rip badly, like this time. You can make cuts to mitigate the ripping, but yeah... I don't envy the doctor who had to sew up after this.

 

[inky]

Very few countries do jus soli. Mostly New World countries. Like the US or Canada:

I'm surprised it hasn't been abolished in the US.

 

[The Omega Man]

That diagram isn't entirely accurate. Germany has a version of ius soli as well.

a very strict "ius soli" version that is more like: "ok ok here is the citizenship for your kid stop complaining" than a real "jus soli, I was born here therefore gives me my passport please"

I'm surprised it hasn't been abolished in the US.

why? too many 'muricans?

 

[readLeader]

a very strict "ius soli" version that is more like: "ok ok here is the citizenship for your kid stop complaining" than a real "jus soli, I was born here therefore gives me my passport please"

The way it works is parents lived here for 8 years or longer before your birth -> you can claim German citizenship.

 

[Jacobi]

This kid is fucking called Jihad. What the heck.

 

[ezekial45]

This kid is fucking called Jihad. What the heck.

Considering what she did to her vagina, It's rather appropriate.

 

[Kinitari]

This kid is fucking called Jihad. What the heck.

Well, Jihad doesn't necessarily have negative connotations. It can basically mean everything "righteous struggle against unbelievers" to something along the lines of "working really hard to make things better". Although in straight arabic without Islamic connotations, it just means "struggle".

Although I think people who try for the more laid back interpretations are stretching it.

 

[aceface]

My wife is very much against c-sections. The biggest of my three kids at birth was 9 pounds, and he was also the easiest birth of the three.

Spoiler

sex is still awesome

 

[User 100115]

Very few countries do jus soli. Mostly New World countries. Like the US or Canada:





How tall is he now?

6'5ish? I think? 6'7 at the highest.

 

[Le-mo]

This kid is fucking called Jihad. What the heck.

Considering what she did to her vagina, It's rather appropriate.

Not sure if serious.

 

[Monkey_Plunkett]

Oh boy, that must've been like watching a python eating a goat in reverse.

Gives new meaning to the the phrase 'snake hips'.

 

[TCRS]

Who is called Jihad? The baby's name is Jasleen.

 

[GK86]

Who is called Jihad? The baby's name is Jasleen.

Jasleen takes the title of Germany's biggest baby from a 13-pound boy named Jihad, born in Berlin in 2011.

.

 

[The Omega Man]

The way it works is parents lived here for 8 years or longer before your birth -> you can claim German citizenship.

parents must be legal residents as well for at least 3 years, like I said not exactly what i would call jus solis

 

[ffdgh]

Oh God

 

[commedieu]

obamas germany.

 

[Switters]

...

The Banderas gif nearly every thread.

 

[TheContact]

If I was the mother I'd fly to the US and train him to be a football player.

 

[Skeyser]

According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the heaviest baby ever was born to Anna Bates of Canada in 1879. The 7'5" mother and her 7'11" husband welcomed a 23 lb. 12 oz. baby boy, but he died 11 hours later.

8 fucking feet tall? goddamn

 

[Delusibeta]

For anyone who doesn't understand the reaction, look up the tail end of one of Dara O'Briain's DVDs. Unfortunately, I've forgotten which one.

Spoiler

There's that noise!

 

[ezekial45]

Not sure if serious.

my bad, mixed up the names.

 

[FoxSpirit]

...tear right down to the anus, yes.

It's what we germans call a "Dammriss".

Hmmm, let's image google that. That was a great idea

 

[Oersted]

Hmmm, let's image google that. That was a great idea

Absolutely

 

[rekameohs]

That baby looks like a grown adult.

 

[FStop7]

Hello, Nurse!

 

[mantidor]

Very few countries do jus soli. Mostly New World countries. Like the US or Canada:

Well you learn something new every day. I'm shocked to be honest.

 

[IceCold]

The way it works is parents lived here for 8 years or longer before your birth -> you can claim German citizenship.

In the US, your parents can be illegal immigrants and you still get citizenship if you are born there. That's true jus soli.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Holy crap! That poor woman.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

 

[Gr1mLock]

Were there twins and one ate the other in the womb?

 

[Lactose_Intolerant]

The kid broke it's arm trying to squeeze through that opening. That poor mom

 

[shira]

...tear right down to the anus, yes.

It's what we germans call a "Dammriss".

Yeah a lot of women get urinary incontinence and infections after pregnancy.

A lot of women also have problems peeing and pooping months afterwards. It's a pretty big problem - I know a bunch of pelvic floor specialists and they are freaking loaded.

 

[Angelus Errare]

ius sanguini (spain, italy, hungary, germany), - You do not get the nationality if you born there you need to be son of a citizen of those countries.
ius soli. (the rest of the world.) - you get de nationality when you born there.

Germany has both, I was born in Frankfurt and I'm dual citizen.

 

[Crunchy20XX]

I was 12.3 pounds, 23.5 inches when I was born. C-section though.

 

[mrhGB]

Are they sure she wasn't 18 months pregnant?

 

[Vic]

She must have had some fantastic drugs:

Holy shit, she's fucking huge!

 

[someday]

And it doesn't take much to stretch to the point of pain. Then agony. And when you pass the point they'll stretch to, they rip. Sometimes they rip badly, like this time. You can make cuts to mitigate the ripping, but yeah... I don't envy the doctor who had to sew up after this.

I didn't expect you to finish that post with concern for the doctor.

 

[Tonguer]

That's a big baby.

My nephew weighed in at 12lbs4oz. My poor little sister had natural birth with him, too.

 

[hoos30]

More importantly, the nurse is cute!

 

[Boom Boom Pow]

i feel bad for the husband. unless he's gota penis the sizez of Godzilla, when he fucks her, it'll be like throwing an eraser down a hallwall

 

[perfectchaos007]

What was the mother eating to give birth to an obese baby? Crisco? Is that how it works?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

That baby looks like a toddler

 

[bud]

that baby is going to change the world one day.

 

[Kallor]

I was nearly 12lbs.