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[esbern]

ah didn't the last punch a girl in the face thread get a huge backlash?

 

[daemonic]

But wait..
How did you find this email now again??

I'm wondering the same. Did she leave the her account open or do you have access to it regularly?

Anyway I'd be in as much of a rage if I ever saw something like that myself. Of course being engaged doesn't help matters. She'll most likely deny it, but even if it was a joke, she still deserves a (verbal) beating.

 

[Maximilian E.]

Wifi wasn't working on her MacBook. I always go on hotmail.com to see if internet is on... Found this.

So it was a bit of "opps, look what I found" and not like "Ahh, its my daily check my gfs email"-time??

but in either way, you seem pretty sure what went on and yeah.. leave her man.. you deserve better than this...

 

[MrToughPants]

Well I called her mother because we had dinner tonight and I told her that I could not be there because her daughter was cheating on me for 1 month.... Yeah i'm proud of this one.

That's pretty awesome. :lol

 

[SpacLock]

You must not be very perceptive.

Also, don't punch her.

Don't punch her.

This. And don't punch her in the face.

Don't punch her. Unless you mean with words. And not words made out of bricks.

What A Bitch


Also no punching, You must set up traps in your house like The Kid does in Home Alone. That will show her

Don't punch her. In fact, don't confront her on your own. Show a level headed friend the note, and make sure he or she is there when you do confront her. And leave her.

What a dirty fucking bitch, don't punch her in the face though.

Don't listen to them, just listen to your heart. Your ice cold heart made of punching women.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Yeah, you should leave, but you should also do some self improvement.

 

[Maximilian E.]

That's pretty awesome. :lol

Ohh fuck, I missed that... good one!

 

[adamsappel]

Again with the "No punching"! Personally, I would not give her any reason she can justify her actions to herself. Someone's stuff should be getting packed up right now, though.

 

[RSLAEV]

Do you guys live together? I hope not.

But yeah, Bail the fuck out holmes.

 

[Powerslave]

Punch her prostate. She won't be able to have babies this way.

 

[maynerd]

Take nude pictures of her
Have sex with her and ...well you know...
Then kick her to the curb
Post pics on Gaf

 

[Cereal KiIIer]

Do you guys live together? I hope not.

But yeah, Bail the fuck out holmes.

Been living together for 3 years.

 

[Dolphin]

4 hours is plenty of time to pack her shit up and have it ready for her. Don't offer any explanation, just assume she's moving out.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Hide right next to the door before she gets home and when she opens the door give her a surprise haymaker to the face and run.

Don't forget to take her loot first, though.

Oh, and make sure you get Chris Tucker to jump on her and say, "You got knocked the FUCK OUT" Friday style.

NO. When he surprises her, he yells "CHARLIE MURPHYYYYYYYYYYY!"

Then he says, "THAT WAS COLD BLOOOOOOODED!"

 

[SpacLock]

Been living together for 3 years.

Then go into her room and punch her valuable items. When she comes home she'll see what you did and start freaking out. Silence her with a punch.

 

[Funky Papa]

Been living together for 3 years.

Even better. Do not even bother packing her stuff. As soon as she comes home tell her to pack her shit and leave ASAP. Do not tell her why.

Wait for the shitty explanations and the sudden guilt.

 

[Maximilian E.]

Punch her prostate. She won't be able to have babies this way.

ehhmm...uhhmm... where exactly is a womens prostate??

 

[May16]

Don't punch her.

Don't listen to this guy.

You punch that ho.

 

[Hootie]

NO. When he surprises her, he yells "CHARLIE MURPHYYYYYYYYYYY!"

Then he says, "THAT WAS COLD BLOOOOOOODED!"

Hmm, an interesting alternative.

 

[JCtheMC]

4 hours is plenty of time to pack her shit up and have it ready for her. Don't offer any explanation, just assume she's moving out.

This. Bye bye now!

 

[Powerslave]

ehhmm...uhhmm... where exactly is a womens prostate??

Around the belly area, above the vagina, inside.

 

[AlexMogil]

Well I called her mother because we had dinner tonight and I told her that I could not be there because her daughter was cheating on me for 1 month.... Yeah i'm proud of this one.

Bad idea.

Edit: Actually, you know what? Great idea. I re-read the email and she was planning on it anyway. Fuck that.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

4 hours is plenty of time to pack her shit up and have it ready for her. Don't offer any explanation, just assume she's moving out.

For real. To say something like that was just a joke is an even bigger insult. Tell this bitch she'll be living in a cardboard box on the side of the road for the next 3 years just to make up for her betrayal.

 

[Cheeto]

Post her email address

 

[SpacLock]

Around the belly area, above the vagina, inside.

Powerslave, M.D.

 

[VeritasVierge]

How will this thread make men hate women? Did she force sex on anyone? Did she take all your money and run? Try not to be so dramatic. Your situation sucks and you need to kick her to the curb.

 

[Calcaneus]

Drop the IRL banhammer on her.

 

[joeblackisback]

PUNCHING IS NOT THE ANSWER!

Spoiler

unless the question is "what should I do to this girl?"

 

[Count Dookkake]

How will this thread make men hate women? Did she force sex anyone? Did she take all your money and run? Try no to be so dramatic. Your situation sucks and you need to kick her to the curb.

It will make stupid, fearful and insecure men hate women.

But I think those guys already hate women.

 

[impirius]

I hope you forwarded yourself a copy of that sent email.

 

[beelzebozo]

heartbreaking and tragic.

but it's time to be the bigger man and move on. she'll feel even worse if you're mature about it and calmly explain that you want her to move out, and that you never want to see her again.

 

[Hootie]

she'll feel even worse if you're mature about it and calmly explain that you want her to move out, and that you never want to see her again.

.....or he can punch her in the face and/or prostate. That would not only be more painful, but it would generate much more lulz.

 

[Dolphin]

After packing up, your next course of action should be to post the email here, and post whatever naughty pictures you have of her up on 4chan.

 

[travisbickle]

I thought you might be over reacting and this was a silly email between two girls who spent the night together. But if you've got 'his' emails too them you've definately got cause.0can you see any other emails by 'him' or does his email name sound like a guy she's talked about?

 

[VeritasVierge]

It will make stupid, fearful and insecure men hate women.

But I think those guys already hate women.

I guess so.

He messed up by confronting her about it. The email was all the proof he needed and he should have simply broken up with her with NO explanation at all. Even better, if they lived together, wait till she left for the day come Mon so that when she got home she'd find all her shit on the sidewalk.

If you really want to get even with a woman that crushed your heart, you need to break it off quickly and not give a reason. The lack of closure alone with hurt her heart (and ego) like nothing else can.

 

[Cereal KiIIer]

I thought you might be over reacting and this was a silly email between two girls who spent the night together. But if you've got 'his' emails too them you've definately got cause.0can you see any other emails by 'him' or does his email name sound like a guy she's talked about?

She slept a her girl friend house. She slept with a man.

 

[MrToughPants]

Everyone cheats if the right person comes along it's an unfortunate truth.

 

[PjotrStroganov]

Around the belly area, above the vagina, inside.

That's next to the woman's scrotum right?

 

[jett]

Whatever bullshit she feeds you, remember, there is only one appropriate response:

 

[MultiCore]

Post her email address

This.

 

[Dolphin]

That's next to the woman's scrotum right?

They're called the skene's glands. The woman's scrotum is her labia.

 

["God's Beard!"]

GAF are a bunch of bitches. My recommendation is to shove your fist up her vagina, then open it, dropping all the screws you were holding inside.

I think she'll get the irony.

 

[MrToughPants]

Whatever bullshit she feeds you, remember, there is only one appropriate response:

Where is that from? :lol

 

[B!TCH]

Listen real close then write it down.

"Bitches ain't shit."

 

[Draft]

She's comming back at 4 from work ... I'm punching her in the face.

:lol

Seriously though, don't punch her.

But do leave her. And if she's living with you now, bonus. Put her shit on the sidewalk.

 

[SpacLock]

Seriously dude... punch that whore in the face and then post before and after pictures. If you do I will too. That's such bullshit.

 

[InsertCredit]

You seem to be taking it pretty well. I'd go fucking nuts finding this kind of shit after living together for 3 years. Nuts as in finding out who this guy is and hurting him real bad.

Don't do it. Throw her shit out right now, call some mates and go pour down the alcohol.

Oh, and props for telling her mom. That took balls.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Everyone cheats if the right person comes along it's an unfortunate truth.

I am better than this. I only cheat if the right persons come along.

 

[beelzebozo]

(that's some real conversation for your ass.)

 

[InsertCredit]

GAF are a bunch of bitches. My recommendation is to shove your fist up her vagina, then open it, dropping all the screws you were holding inside.

I think she'll get the irony.

holy shit :lol