GF thread ... This one will make you laugh at me

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InsertCredit said:
You seem to be taking it pretty well. I'd go fucking nuts finding this kind of shit after living together for 3 years. Nuts as in finding out who this guy is and hurting him real bad.

Don't do it. Throw her shit out right now, call some mates and go pour down the alcohol.

Oh, and props for telling her mom. That took balls.
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You'd be surprised with how many people wouldn't. Try living with our girlfriend and you'll see.
 
Drop her, never talk to her again.

I would be packing up her things right now and kicking her out as soon as she got home. Take her copy of her key and leave her dry on the road with her shit to figure out what she has to do. Make sure you have a copy of the e-mail for proof if any shit goes down. Don't be overly rude or overdramatic about the whole situation. Just give her what she deserves without dropping a drama bomb.
 
Dunno if this has been said already but DO NOT PUNCH HER IN THE FACE.

The face marks up pretty easy and it'll be hard to lie to the police when she tells them.
Instead work the body a little-punch in the belly and the cunt, and try and wear some gloves while you're doing it because you don't want to mark your knuckles either-again so that it's easier to lie to the police.
When selecting gloves try and get pretty small ones (5 ounce gloves at max) because you don't want too much padding.
If you must mark the face, try 'accidentally' slamming a door in her face-although this could be risky
If you need an alibi PM me.

Seriously though I had a GF cheat on me once and I pretended that I didn't care. It was really difficult, and inside I was really hurting, but I just grinned and said 'well that's that then' while making a 'wiping my hands clean' motion. I later heard from a friend that she was absolutely devastated that I didn't seem to care about her at all.
 
Some of you need to edit a few "j/k" into your posts before Dragona gets here, or you're not going to get to post reactions to the finale.
 
1. Change the locks.
2. Pack her shit.
3. ??????
4. Don't punch her.

Edit: Misogynistic posts are bannable? Don't remember that in the TOS. A good third of GAF would be banned at all times.
 
NutJobJim said:
Dunno if this has been said already but DO NOT PUNCH HER IN THE FACE.

The face marks up pretty easy and it'll be hard to lie to the police when she tells them. Instead work the body a little-punch in the belly and the cunt, and try and wear some gloves while you're doing it because you don't want to mark your knuckles either-again so that it's easier to lie to the police.
When selecting gloves try and get pretty small ones (5 ounce gloves at max) because you don't want too much padding.
If you must mark the face, try 'accidentally' slamming a door in her face-although this could be risky
If you need an alibi PM me.
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Or he could hit her with a hose, right? That leaves no marks and hurts :lol.
 
RiskyChris said:
Find the guy and wreck his face.
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Never understood this train of thought

Go take it out on the guy she is cheating on...when she is the cheating bitch screwing with your feelings. Hell what if that guy thinks he found a nice girl and she has done nothing but lie to him?
 
Count Dookkake said:
Good idea that could lead to more comedy if he ends up getting his face wrecked instead.
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I'm about to become a prison guard ... I'm pretty sure I could kick is ass. He's a fag counting pills in a drug store.
 
Cereal KiIIer said:
I'm about to become a prison guard ... I'm pretty sure I could kick is ass. He's a fag counting pills in a drug store.
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We'll see!

Anyway, he can't be that much of a "fag" if he can bag your girl. Just sayin'.
 
SpacLock said:
You'd be surprised with how many people wouldn't. Try living with our girlfriend and you'll see.
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wut ?

I can't imagine not feeling depressed and run-over after having such a thing happen to you. I know I did. After kicking her out.
 
Cereal KiIIer said:
I'm about to become a prison guard ... I'm pretty sure I could kick is ass.
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I'm almost sure you don't want a criminal record for that job. No punchie!

CerealKiIIer said:
He's a fag counting pills in a drug store.
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Dude, your gf cheated on you. Punch her or the guy and you'll giving her an attention she doesn't deserve. She's gonna enjoy it much more than getting dumped and never contacted again.
 
Cereal KiIIer said:
Well I called her mother because we had dinner tonight and I told her that I could not be there because her daughter was cheating on me for 1 month.... Yeah i'm proud of this one. :D
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I've had to do something similar. Calling my ex's grandmother to explain the same shit. You could tell the old lady was more heartbroken than either of us.
 
Dammit, just when I thought I'd go a day on GAF without finding a thread I had to Command-R until my wrist hurt. :(
 
Man, that sucks.

It's easy to say 'walk away and never look back'...but you two where together for 4 years...

It'll be rough; good luck.
 
Cereal KiIIer, you need to get out of the house and take a breather for now. Don't stay in the house and feel angry and whatever all couped up. Go out and take a walk.
 
VeritasVierge said:
So these people aren't joking about beating this girl silly. They really want her to be punched?

Oh, I'm sorry, did your lame joke go over my head?
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I didn't see a "lame joke".
 
NetMapel said:
Cereal KiIIer, you need to get out of the house and take a breather for now. Don't stay in the house and feel angry and whatever all couped up. Go out and take a wank.
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fixed
 
Count Dookkake said:
We'll see!

Anyway, he can't be that much of a "fag" if he can bag your girl. Just sayin'.
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Are you serious? Haven't you noticed all the gays are stealing our women?
 
VeritasVierge said:
So these people aren't joking about beating this girl silly. They really want her to be punched?

Oh, I'm sorry, did your lame joke go over my head?
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I think it did. See, what he was trying to point out was that the people who are suggesting violence were serious, which is a funny sort of reversal on the joke.
 
I'm kinda wondering how the question went about the email. The fact that she lied and that's that makes me wonder what kind of control she has over you and how gullible she thinks you are.
 
Dolphin said:
I think it did. See, what he was trying to point out was that the people who are suggesting violence were serious, which is a funny sort of reversal on the joke.
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So basically, all those people should be banned but are not because????????
 
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