GF thread ... This one will make you laugh at me

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Dolphin said:
Because you lack the aptitude to understand the joke. :D
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No shit. Look above. He totally missed the joke within the "lame joke".

However, the "suggestions" in here are NOT funny.

BTW, I'm not moderating the forum. My understanding isn't necessary.
 
I hope mods miss that "fag" until well after 4. Otherwise we'll never see the end of this. =(

EDIT: Maybe you could go back and edit to prevent the bannings?
 
VeritasVierge said:
No shit. Look above. He totally missed the joke within the "lame joke".

However, the "suggestions" in here are NOT funny.
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I got it. The problem is you're taking everything too seriously, all humor is at someone's expense. Your "lame joke" joke was an ironic joke intended to play off your own obliviousness. The punching jokes are funny because they cross the domestic violence line--most jokes are disturbing in some way or another. To understand the joke you have to be able to laugh at your own expense.
 
Cereal KiIIer said:
He makes around 10$/h ... I will make 51 000$ the first year with full benifits.
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How appropriate.
 
Dolphin said:
I got it. The problem is you're taking everything too seriously, all humor is at someone's expense. Your "lame joke" joke was an ironic joke intended to play off your own obliviousness. The punching jokes are funny because they cross the domestic violence line--most jokes are disturbing in some way or another. To understand the joke you have to be able to laugh at your own expense.
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I'm not taking it too seriously. There were plenty "punch" jokes I actually had no problem with. However, it's going too far. Did you see me interject before how "punch" jokes were bad bad BAD? No, you didn't. In fact my only gripe with the thread before was Cereal's dramatic title which others poked fun at. Can you fucking read or do you just like to make up bullshit to argue with me? I gave spac an example of a "lame joke". One particular post here which garnered a "holy shit" reaction was NOT funny in the least. Notice after it I said these violence jokes are going overboard. Is this sequence of events and logic too complicated for you to understand?
 
VeritasVierge said:
I'm not taking it too seriously. There were plenty "punch" jokes I actually had no problem with. However, it's going too far. Did you see me interject before how "punch" jokes were bad bad BAD? No, you didn't. In fact my only gripe with the thread before was Cereal's dramatic title which others poked fun at. Can you fucking read or do you just like to make up bullshit to argue with me? I gave spac an example of a "lame joke". One particular post here which garnered a "holy shit" reaction was NOT funny in the least. Notice after it I said these violence jokes are going overboard. Is this sequence of events and logic too complicated for you to understand?
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I SMOULDER WITH GENERIC RAGE
 
Cereal KiIIer said:
She was with a 42 years old man before me (she's 21) :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Yeah, laugh at her! Then laugh at yourself for being with her for four years.
 
Cereal KiIIer said:
She's hot, she's in law school... I guess I can't have everything lol
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Well, as long as this is your first major one, you can learn from it.
Priority #1 should be trust in a relationship. Not boobs, education or money. Obviously it got out of hand somehow.
 
VeritasVierge said:
I'm not taking it too seriously. There were plenty "punch" jokes I actually had no problem with. However, it's going too far. Did you see me interject before how "punch" jokes were bad bad BAD? No, you didn't. In fact my only gripe with the thread before was Cereal's dramatic title which others poked fun at. Can you fucking read or do you just like to make up bullshit to argue with me? I gave spac an example of a "lame joke". One particular post here which garnered a "holy shit" reaction was NOT funny in the least. Notice after it I said these violence jokes are going overboard. Is this sequence of events and logic too complicated for you to understand?
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I'm sorry that I didn't get your joke. I see it now.

On topic: Punch her in the face.
 
I personally enjoy beating on my significant other. No this is not a joke, I'm dead serious. Ask her when she gets released from the hospital
 
Mods, please don't ban him until we see some closure on this thread. If not for him, for me. I beg it of you.
 
BirdFlu said:
I personally enjoy beating on my significant other. No this is not a joke, I'm dead serious. Ask her when she gets released from the hospital
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But euh, she come back already? What's the conclusion? Was there HEAVEN AND HELL?
 
VeritasVierge said:
I'm not taking it too seriously. There were plenty "punch" jokes I actually had no problem with. However, it's going too far. Did you see me interject before how "punch" jokes were bad bad BAD? No, you didn't. In fact my only gripe with the thread before was Cereal's dramatic title which others poked fun at.
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Again, taking GAF too seriously...
Can you fucking read or do you just like to make up bullshit to argue with me?
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Whoa, calm down cowgirl.
I gave spac an example of a "lame joke". One particular post here which garnered a "holy shit" reaction was NOT funny in the least. Notice after it I said these violence jokes are going overboard. Is this sequence of events and logic too complicated for you to understand?
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Probably, my testicles can mess with my capacity for logical thought sometimes. But is it really to your advantage to get genuinely upset at stupid posts, or would it be more prudent to ignore them?
 
Don't punch her in the face.
Pack up her shit.
Gather up any nude pics you took of her over the course of your relationship and post them on the internet.
Link NeoGAF to said pics. You will be a hero -- we'll sing songs about you.
 
The Interrobanger said:
Bolded for bannage. Quoted for the delicious bitter tears.
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What are you, retarded? If he gets banned we won't get an ending to this epic thread in the making.
 
DoctorWho said:
Don't punch her in the face.
Pack up her shit.
Gather up any nude pics you took of her over the course of your relationship and post them on the internet.
Link NeoGAF to said pics. You will be a hero -- we'll sing songs about you.
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Email contact list and nude pics would be a marriage made in heaven.
 
Dolphin said:
Again, taking GAF too seriously...
Whoa, calm down cowgirl.
Probably, my testicles can mess with my capacity for logical thought sometimes. But is it really to your advantage to get genuinely upset at stupid posts, or would it be more prudent to ignore them?
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Actually, I'm not angry at anything but you know what? You are absolutely right. I totally could use the ignore function but that kind of kills the entertainment factor, don't you think? Still, this thread is a perfect example of GAF being classless then making pretend it has any class.
 
BirdFlu said:
I personally enjoy beating on my significant other. No this is not a joke, I'm dead serious. Ask her when she gets released from the hospital
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You just rode a wheelie across the line doing 80 mph.
 
VeritasVierge said:
Actually, I'm not angry at anything but you know what? You are absolutely right. I totally could use the ignore function but that kind of kills the entertainment factor, don't you think? Still, this thread is a perfect example of GAF being classless then making pretend it has any class.
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I have a joke for you:

How do you make rape funny?
Put the word prison in front of it

Isn't the dichotomy great?
 
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