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[Wunder]

drew pls

 

[ShaggsMagoo]

Since he did that for work, I wonder if he would qualify for workers comp.

 

[stump sock]

"I'm not trying any of these until you've eaten a lot of them."

 

[Zero-Crescent]

It's already been cooked. IIRC, generally, they fry it once at the factory, freeze it, then fry it again at the restaurant. That way it ends up crispier than the first frying.

 

[funkystudent]

Dan is going to give everyone food poisoning right before E3 isnt he?

 

[kai3345]

damn i really want chicken fries

 

[QFNS]

"I'm not trying any of these until you've eaten a lot of them."

You would think that would be a good rule to protect you from Dan-things, but no. He eats dumb shit on the regular.

 

[wenis]

damn i really want chicken fries

there is a burger king down the street from my apartment. Im debating a quick run for chicken fries right now.

 

[giant_frying_pan]

Was it Jeff's dad who bought hundreds of McRibs and froze them all?

[EDIT - I'm dying here!]

 

[Felix Lighter]

Spungie isn't the texture you are looking for in a chicken fry

 

[Wunder]

I.... What...

 

[daydream]

great

great

 

[kingocfs]

Jeff is the only adult there.

 

[Sleeping Lesson]

GIF THAT. ANY OF THAT.

ALL OF THAT.

 

[Glitchesarecool]

THIS IS HOW THE WORLD ENDS

 

[wenis]

Was it Jeff's dad who bought hundreds of McRibs and froze them all?

I think so.

 

[stump sock]

and this has been the final episode of UPF

 

[QFNS]

And that is how Brad died of salmonella. He really was leaving us all along.

 

[danm999]

Oh boy this UPF.

 

[kai3345]

there is a burger king down the street from my apartment. Im debating a quick run for chicken fries right now.

same here. im legit doing the same thing. they're only 2.89. TWO EIGHTY NINE

 

[giant_frying_pan]

Oh these E3 streams are going to be something else.

 

[Fox318]

 

[Frith]

it's like dan got spooked by the phd and decided to sprint in the other direction

 

[Liquid Shake]

What a show so far. Oh yeah, Drew's playing a game!

 

[wenis]

same here. im legit doing the same thing. they're only 2.89. TWO EIGHTY NINE

alright, well im goin to get some chicken fries.

 

[Twin Tails]

Hand sniffing

 

[Wunder]

Also kinda weird that I thought Brad Muir was on the last UPF and now he is actually on this UPF.

 

[Archaix]

Just got in.

Just started watching.

What.

 

[Sleeping Lesson]

Just got in.

Just started watching.

What.

That's about the gist of it.

 

[Wunder]

Just got in.

Just started watching.

What.

Welcome. Welcome to Premium Giant Bomb

 

[Deleted member 59090]

Man this UPF was supposed to be so good and full of jamma and it's a total shitshow so far.

 

[giant_frying_pan]

I would put a hat on my Trench.

 

[f0rk]

Drew isn't very good at reality

 

[Sleeping Lesson]

We should all tweet "I liked that game better when it was called Trenched" to Brad. In reply to anything he says.

 

[Zaph]

One thing I always appreciate about DF is that they're so open about how the business works - but not in a cynical/feel-sorry-for-me way.

 

[Cyros]

Sweet Baby Ray's. Quality choice. Dan knows his store BBQ sauce.

 

[CoolBatteryCharge]

Man this UPF was supposed to be so good and full of jamma and it's a total shitshow so far.

No, the shitshow starts 30 minutes after they eat the chicken fries.

 

[avengers23]

CBSi offers health insurance, right?

 

[mnz]

I don't know if this game will work well on stream

I was right

Spoiler

I never quoted myself before, I feel dirty

 

[Liquid Shake]

Man this UPF was supposed to be so good and full of jamma and it's a total shitshow so far.

I'm hoping that they either get to that or they have already recorded some weekend jamma content (I'm delusional).

 

[Wunder]

Jeff is the best

 

[Felix Lighter]

Where did Dan get these? Why are they so nervous to eat them?

 

[super-famicom]

Chicken fries = Congratulatory dinner for Baby Muir?!

 

[Zaph]

Don't pussy out Dan

 

[BillGaitas]

Ok, I just tuned in.

What the hell is going on lol

 

[Fox318]

CBSi offers health insurance, right?

not after this

 

[QFNS]

Where did Dan get these? Why are they so nervous to eat them?

Dan is an idiot. They are obviously pre-cooked. All food of this type is.

 

[Wunder]

EAT
EAT
EAT
EAT
EAT

edit: HYPEHYPEHYPEHYPEHYPE

 

[super-famicom]

Hype Meter is Chicken Fries/10

 

[Felix Lighter]

Is it really possible to shame someone into eating a chicken fry with a sleeping new born?