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[alr1ght]

It was the Christmas song, wasn't it

 

[Bowlie]

of course theres this

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet...qvE_H2wvsEJftmgI3LjIz4B56E/edit#gid=0&vpid=A1

Brilliant.

 

[Mister Negative]

this is exactly how they reviewed games at game informer.

They'd have a game picked out, give dan a taco bell menu item, and he would yell a number. that's the score the game got.

 

[AcridMeat]

Alright I just realized what I'm doing, can't do it anymore. Going to get my own dinner.

 

[Incandenza]

I had a bagel for dinner today :/

 

[Archaix]

this is exactly how they reviewed games at game informer.

They'd have a game picked out, give dan a taco bell menu item, and he would yell a number. that's the score the game got.

Can somebody find the day the cheesy roll-up was added to the menu and compare it with the Twilight Princess release? We can test this theory right now.

 

[Volotaire]

I had a bagel for dinner today :/

Bagels are really nice.

 

[Loxley]

Smh @ this

I realized I was basically just watching a guy eat his dinner like I'm some weird voyeuristic fetishist and closed the window :lol

God speed to the rest of you.

 

[Fried Food]

Uses a 100 point range. Everyone item gets above an 80. Dan sure is a games journalist.

 

[Megasoum]

Watching that google doc getting filled live is fascinating lol

 

[CoolBatteryCharge]

of course theres this

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet...qvE_H2wvsEJftmgI3LjIz4B56E/edit#gid=0&vpid=A1

This is fantastic.

 

[Mister Negative]

L

M

A

O

 

[Archaix]

Alright, the order was hilarious, but Dan burping at me got me to snap out of it. I'm done.

 

[Death Metalist]

Dan dropping the real bombs, PSX who?

 

[Incandenza]

Dan your girlfriend is in the room.

 

[Zaph]

Was that a sly fart?

 

[CoolBatteryCharge]

"I'm not loving this."

76/100

LOL

 

[Volotaire]

Inflated scores. Should have used that 5 point scale.

 

[Mister Negative]

Was that a sly fart?

there was nothing sly about that.

Dan likes sour cream!!

 

[BrandonPckrfn]

Lmfao

 

[stump sock]

YEAH NO SHIT SOUR CREAM RULES

FUCK

 

[Salty Catfish]

Dan just had a breakthrough.

 

[Piston Hyundai]

"@DanRyckert tries every @TacoBell menu item and ranks it from 1 to 100."

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME

 

[Mister Negative]

oh my god is he literally just throwing the food on the floor after he bites it

 

[CoolBatteryCharge]

This is revelatory, but somehow in ways we already knew.

 

[TheMrPliskin]

Well it was all worth it in the end.

 

[Zoggy]

there was nothing sly about that.

Dan likes sour cream!!

finally

http://jeff.zone/post/132625592261/hey-ive-got-a-weird-question-i-dont-think-ive

 

[Twin Tails]

 

[FluxWaveZ]

Is he forgetting to score his food?

The food is getting to his head. He's gonna pass out and/or throw up by the end.

 

[Mister Negative]

are those KFC potato wedges in a tortilla

what teh fuck

why is that

 

[Mushroomer25]

oh my god is he literally just throwing the food on the floor after he bites it

I think he's putting it back in the bag, but I love the visual of Dan taking a solitary bite of an item, shouting a number between 75-95, and tossing it to the ground as a pile of rejects stacks around him.

 

[BolognaSoup]

It's hilarious and sad that this man honestly thinks that running completely negates the effects of eating horrible food all the time.

 

[Bowlie]

"This is too much food."

No shit

I think he's putting it back in the bag, but I love the visual of Dan taking a solitary bite of an item, shouting a number between 75-95, and tossing it to the ground as a pile of rejects stacks around him.

Nope, floor it is, hahaha

 

[Piston Hyundai]

dan looking like he's going to die after swallowing the food

"double decker... 93."

edit: "BUUUUUUUUUUH"

 

[Mister Negative]

dan has shot glasses on top of his microwave

he's every college student i ever knew, including myself

edit: please someone give me a .gif of dan dropping the burrito on the floor

 

[Zaph]

That burrito drop

 

[Lijik]

this is amazing

 

[Salty Catfish]

This man is a few more greasy bites from complete detonation.

 

[DrFunk]

I wanna say that the inside of his body is like a grease trap, but what if Dan is healthier that he looks?

 

[FluxWaveZ]

Jumping jacks is the best idea right now.

 

[Myggen]

Giant Beastcast Ep. 28 - How Does The Bomb Crew Deal With Negative Feedback?

 

[wild_fire987]

I checked this thread like an hour ago... WHAT THE HELL DID DAN DO?! Oh man, can't wait to watch the GB Unarchived of this!

 

[Mushroomer25]

are those KFC potato wedges in a tortilla

what teh fuck

why is that

I know Taco Bell has an official item that is just their Mexi-fries, lettuce, and cheese in a tortilla. I ordered it once expecting an actual taco topped with the potatoes. A profound disappointment.

 

[CoolBatteryCharge]

Giant Bomb 19 | This might have been a bad idea

 

[stump sock]

all i know is that when he barfs, he better barf on camera

 

[Mister Negative]

man now i really want taco bell but taco bell's tacos have gluten in them

like, their beef, lettuce, cheese, and corn tortilla tacos

have gluten in them.

 

[Antiwhippy]

You guys are out of control.

 

[stump sock]

man now i really want taco bell but taco bell's tacos have gluten in them

like, their beef, lettuce, cheese, and corn tortilla tacos

have gluten in them.

i'd be more surprised if the beef had beef in it

 

[Zoggy]

Giant Beastcast Ep. 28 - How Does The Bomb Crew Deal With Negative Feedback?

perfect timing

 

[Zaph]

Shout out to Dan's girlfriend for doing us a solid and being an enabler