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Giant Bomb #22 | Drew, F*** This Tank
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Piston Hyundai
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so do we excessively pine for HitDan: Silent Bradsassin or HitDan: Brad Money
I hope your pain will be able to heal in another five years from now.
Cringe/cringeworthy is that word for me. It's to the point where I just immediately stop reading it when it's used by someone lately... unless you're talking about nails on a chalkboard.
so do we excessively pine for HitDan: Silent Bradsassin or HitDan: Brad Money
None of the above, I`m fine with only playing the new episodes of the new game.
Cringe/cringeworthy is that word for me. It's to the point where I just immediately stop reading it when it's used by someone lately... unless you're talking about nails on a chalkboard.
Agreed.
TheMrPliskin
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Dan and Brad are the worst at Hitman and it's incredible.
You know, now that I'm downloading Persona 3, I'm kinda tempted to start downloading Digital Devil Saga and Devil Summoner 2. Ugh.
Devil Summoner 2 is a lot better than the DDS games.
Salty Catfish
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so do we excessively pine for HitDan: Silent Bradsassin or HitDan: Brad Money
Blood Money has aged reasonably well and the missions are quick enough that even if you cause mayhem, they'd all fit within one video in length. Silent Assassin was great at the time but it has some fucked up, broken missions that are beyond irritating.
The Technomancer
card-carrying scientician
God nothing else like Hitman really exists does it?
Salty Catfish
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I didn't think it was possible, but the ending to that episode might have even topped "I'M HELMUT FUCKING KRUEGER!" Holy shit.
Piston Hyundai
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Sounds like I really need to renew my subscription.
God nothing else like Hitman really exists does it?
That crappy German game Alex played on a QL recently.
Backfoggen
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That virus room is so good with the dudes coming in yelling "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST" then they twitch for a while and then they say "Better get out of here it's for your own system"
Salty Catfish
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Am I the only one that thinks this thread is ostensibly painful and cringeworthy in its ludonarrative dissonance and it shot itself in the foot and localization is censorship.
Heh, I always liked the achievement in Gunpoint that you get if you pick a dialogue option at the end that acknowledges all of the people you killed:
Acknowledged Ludonarrative Dissonance
Notice the story doesn't necessarily gel with the mechanics. Become qualified games journalist.
Twin Tails
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Is Mario party today
That crappy German game Alex played on a QL recently.
Anything that uses Alekhine to reference anything other than a chess move (or the player it's named after) might as well not exist as far as I'm concerned.
BreezyLimbo
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The Spaghetti caper in the new Hitdan is great
Yes.Is Mario party today
For Giant Bomb content Nintendo's strategy is good. E3 is packed with content. Now we get the separate Nintendo event for them to talk over a couple of months later.
Hitman is the best gaming surprise of the year. You almost think this kind of game isn't made any more and them suddenly this masterpiece comes along.
Hitman is the best gaming surprise of the year. You almost think this kind of game isn't made any more and them suddenly this masterpiece comes along.
Piston Hyundai
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The Spaghetti caper in the new Hitdan is great
Spaghetti Caper is my favorite Guns n' Roses album/Super Mario World level
Yes.
Don't play with meine Gefühle.
The Technomancer
card-carrying scientician
I'm an hour in, do they ever pull off luring her to the bedroom as the golf instructor, or do they never ever find that damn phone?
I'm an hour in, do they ever pull off luring her to the bedroom as the golf instructor, or do they never ever find that damn phone?
I'm not that far in, but I'm gonna guess the second one. Shame, too, cause that's a great kill.
Also, the moment they read the text "Missing Explosive Golf Ball" is maybe one of my favorite GB moments of the year so far.
Edit: Fuck, I just got there. You can see his phone fall off the cliff.
I'm an hour in, do they ever pull off luring her to the bedroom as the golf instructor, or do they never ever find that damn phone?
Like jim said, the phone falls off a cliff.
Backfoggen
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The soda throw was amazing. I haven't been that killed by a QL moment since Rollercoaster Rampage.
funkystudent
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The Circumscientist!
The Technomancer
card-carrying scientician
Man oh man I hope the rest of the missions are this good
I want this game to come up during GOTY discussion
I want this game to come up during GOTY discussion
Salty Catfish
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Edit: Fuck, I just got there. You can see his phone fall off the cliff.
That was such a bummer! I hope they patch in something that makes the phone just drop with his disguise because that's clearly where you're supposed to kill him, but with a bit of bad luck that entire opportunity is gone.
Rewatching the video I'm pretty sure that the golf coach's cell phone did in fact fall off the cliff (which is kind of lame, they should just have it drop with his disguise).
The phone drops on the floor where you knock the guy out, so I'm guessing they just didn't see it.
ShadowSwordmaster
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I understand how people can be easily hype for anything now.
Blood Money has aged reasonably well and the missions are quick enough that even if you cause mayhem, they'd all fit within one video in length. Silent Assassin was great at the time but it has some fucked up, broken missions that are beyond irritating.
Exactly this...I love a lot of the missions in 2 but a video series of that will just be a lot of frustrating restarts rather than the successful shit shows that you can pull off in Blood Money/Hitman
The weapon throwing in HItman 2016 is so damn satisfying. Especially when you chuck a weapon at one guy and then shoot the guy next to him while he is reacting in the span of a few seconds.
The discounted price for a new sub is pretty tempting.... should I do it guys? I dunno
Why not? Are you gonna leave us and the duders?
The discounted price for a new sub is pretty tempting.... should I do it guys? I dunno
If you need to ask, you're not a duder.
The discounted price for a new sub is pretty tempting.... should I do it guys? I dunno
Do it so you can be #partoftheconversation.
The discounted price for a new sub is pretty tempting.... should I do it guys? I dunno
yes
Giant Bomb loves you, all you need to do is give it a chance
BreezyLimbo
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How does Dan know Cyrano de Bergerac? Was there a wrestling thing about the play?
Dan is secretly a theatrical history buff
In another hitman thing, there was a play, and I think Dan was like 'Oh I know that'.
Have you read how much we complain about the lack of content in here?The discounted price for a new sub is pretty tempting.... should I do it guys? I dunno
shiftplusone
Member
That crappy German game Alex played on a QL recently.
I think the name was Two Hats? It thinks it's a Hitman game but it is not very good at it
BreezyLimbo
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HitDan was great. They need...to make this a thing.
HitDan was great. They need...to make this a thing.
It already is.
I need to get my Dan lore straight because I thought he said theater stuff isn't for normal cool guys. Or maybe the was just musicals? But wrestling is basically theater stuff.Dan is secretly a theatrical history buff
In another hitman thing, there was a play, and I think Dan was like 'Oh I know that'.
Oh my god Brad's rampage is amazing.
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