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Giant Bomb #22 | Drew, F*** This Tank
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I forgot who they said is the living embodiment of heihachi but they were wrong
It's jeff
Of course. That is because Bran needs the three eyed crow to understand these things.
Antiwhippy
the holder of the trombone
Bran might not understand game design, but at least they have consistent bowel movements.
Fantastapotamus
Wrong about commas, wrong about everything
Imagine Dan's glee if they had found the golfball
saveweyard
Banned
So. Much. Content.
Also, glad people are seeing the glory of Hitman.
Edit: I pulled off the suit only, silent assassin objective in the Paris mission yesterday. Shit was stressful.
Also, glad people are seeing the glory of Hitman.
Edit: I pulled off the suit only, silent assassin objective in the Paris mission yesterday. Shit was stressful.
Intheflorsh
Banned
This Hitman run is amazing. Thirty minutes of trying to find a cell phone. xD
Read one wrong letter and I suddenly became terrified that I slept through Friday and the weekend was here. Reading new posts in order is important to get contextual jokes sometimes.
Fantastapotamus
Wrong about commas, wrong about everything
I can't wait for the internet reacting to Giantbomb reacting to the Crash Bandicoot thing people apparently want.
I actually think they would be more interested in a new Crash than FF7/Shenmue 3
Glitchesarecool
Member
Barely. I can't think of them having much praise for the original games, other than Dan.
Jeff has said that he thought the old games were cool at the time while he has talked nothing but shit about FF7 and Shenmue. I also think there would just be a general curiosity about what a Crash reboot would be.
Jeez Jeff was really ripping into how Brad was playing.
ShadowSwordmaster
Banned
It's a beautiful sight.
Death Metalist
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saveweyard
Banned
Holy shit the ending of the new HitDan.
Infinite Justice
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Battleborn looks boring as shit
i hope they look at that brand new c64 game that released this week
I'm excited for FF7:R because I pretty much hate the original, but I see a ton of room to make an amazing game(s) out of it. In terms of Shenmue/Crash, I honestly don't see how you make either of those games in modern times and have them be something I want to play. Making a good Shenmue basically means making Yakuza, and not only does that exist already it also stops being Shenmue at some point in that transition. For Crash, I just don't want that style of game in 2016.
So you're saying Starfox Adventures, but for Crash?
I actually played SFA back in the day and didn't hate it. Only problem is there was an awful button mash mini game I couldn't beat and had to quit. I'm certain I was just an idiot kid and that game was awful, but I don't have the reflexive hate most do.
Twin Tails
Member
Well it is only natural, given how much Jeff hates Brad.
BreezyLimbo
Banned
And that's why tomorrow at UPF Brad will hand in his resignation live.
funkystudent
Member
Jak and daxter 1 was basically how a true 3d Crash game should have been. I think there is plenty of room for a good platformer these days.
That said actually making a new Crash game will be a rough time.
People will moan if it's too far from the ps1 gameplay.
People will moan if it's too close to the old ps1 gameplay
People will moan if Crash gets a fresh design
People will moan if Naughty Dog isn't making it even though nearly no one from crash team is still around, and basically zero of the leads from that era.
But making a new CTR would be piss easy. Just get the Sonic All Stars people on that sucker
That said actually making a new Crash game will be a rough time.
People will moan if it's too far from the ps1 gameplay.
People will moan if it's too close to the old ps1 gameplay
People will moan if Crash gets a fresh design
People will moan if Naughty Dog isn't making it even though nearly no one from crash team is still around, and basically zero of the leads from that era.
But making a new CTR would be piss easy. Just get the Sonic All Stars people on that sucker
I still think it's impossible to make a good Crash for the modern era, but a new CTR is a spectacular idea.
SatelliteOfLove
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Why would I complain about top shelf entertainment?
Ah yes, the Final Fantasy 7 Remake problem. Butthurt for miles 'n miles in every direction.
Crash probably has it worse as those games were actually good for their time. FF7 has nowhere to go but up.
Maybe some of those super mario coop mode
Antiwhippy
the holder of the trombone
Did they straight up put saber in battleborn?
Give me an FFIV remake in one of SE's current smaller engines (either the Project Setsuna or Bravely Default engine). That'd be absolutely killer.
RomanticHeroX
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Good front runner for wrongest post of the year! I played the hell out of the first Crash at the time, as I did with Jurassic Park and Toy Story and so many other garbage games, but at no point in time is Crash ever actually good.
Hindenblewp
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FFIX is ridiculously fun. It's a love letter to Final Fantasy, and it just excels at being fun.
Even if the crash games weren't the best thing ever, they were at least better playing than FF7. That game is a broken terrible RPG on nearly every level. That's before you get into the numerous issues with its writing.
The Technomancer
card-carrying scientician
Can't speak for Suikoden but the other three are all really good
Antiwhippy
the holder of the trombone
Do you have infinite time?
I never understood the love for Crash. And Spryo. As a kid I was just like "fuck this I have Super Mario 64", and when I played them when I was older they were like "okay". I do remember looking at demo stations of Sonic Adventure and thinking that shit looked amazing....*shakes head, puts hands in pocket and walks away*
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