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[nckillthegrimace]

I need a happy medium between grimacing man stoically enduring marketing and wacky man dancing on a table.

 

[Felix Lighter]

If you want pure joy, Vinny is experiencing it in this clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si2Hvowovy0

 

[kingocfs]

"Market to me, Daddy. Give me that pre-order incentive all over my face!"

Having perspective feels like a rarity. Corporations are not your friend. I wish people would climb over each other to drool over a piece of media after consuming it instead of before.

Edit: Not to say people shouldn't be excited about something existing, of course. Just, sip the kool-aid first to see if it has cyanide in it before you chug it down.

It always has cyanide in it.

 

[Joeku]

It always has cyanide in it.

Fuck, I miss kool-aid and shitty sugar water in general.

 

[Hindl]

also like i know its switchmania and shit but i really dont understand all the new arms threads htat popped up that, for whatever reason, they felt was more important than just posting it in the arms thread.

Well part of it is that Nintendo fans are insane and have a bit of a persecution complex so they wanna justify this game. But the other part is that I think a lot of people are surprised that they actually like it and are eager to talk about it in different ways. It can get pretty annoying tho

 

[Jothel]

You know it's E3 when the EZA/GB wars start to heat up.

Maybe I'm used to GB but that video was insufferable

 

[funkystudent]

The best thing about the GB vrs EZA war is that if you asked anyone on the GB Staff who Easy Allies where I am not sure anyone outside of maybe Ben would be able to tell you.



Also Zelda Update! This one shrine with a motion controlled ball puzzle can go to hell. I googled it and tried the upside down trick but its still a pain trying to make the final jump.

This shit better not win GOTY.


Its only the final jump thats the pain. If it was 1 block longer it would be annoying doing the ball puzzle but not anger inducing.

 

[Dineren]

EZA feud is stupid and I'm pretty sure this thread has been warned before about it.

Also Zelda Update! This one shrine with a motion controlled ball puzzle can go to hell. I googled it and tried the upside down trick but its still a pain trying to make the final jump.

This shit better not win GOTY.

Has anyone besides Dan even come close to finishing it? I know Brad really liked it early on, but if he never goes back to it and no one else plays it I don't see how it will even come close. Jeff respecting it sure isn't going to be enough.

 

[Antiwhippy]

I don't know if it's this threads fault but I've been getting advertisements for custom made light sabers non stop.

 

[Joeku]

The best thing about the GB vrs EZA war is that if you asked anyone on the GB Staff who Easy Allies where I am not sure anyone outside of maybe Ben would be able to tell you.



Also Zelda Update! This one shrine with a motion controlled ball puzzle can go to hell. I googled it and tried the upside down trick but its still a pain trying to make the final jump.

This shit better not win GOTY.


Its only the final jump thats the pain. If it was 1 block longer it would be annoying doing the ball puzzle but not anger inducing.

Fuck those gyro puzzles. It made me switch from the WIiU pro controller to the GamePad to do them.

 

[nckillthegrimace]

The gyro puzzles are pretty easy.

 

[Antiwhippy]

?

 

[Hasney]

Yeah, Zelda is still my GOTY by a wide margin and in the top games i've ever played, but fuck those gyro puzzles. I think the only nice thingni can say about them is that there's at least only a few of them.

?

Mmmm, kebab

 

[Joeku]

?

Those are the easiest puzzle of all.

 

[OdysseusVA]

?

is this like a group eating thing? everyone takes a bite?

 

[bomma_man]

I got most of the motion puzzles first time.

Maybe the Wii u has better motion for some reason?

Or you guys just suck

 

[Dineren]

I didn't have much trouble using the Switch pro controller, I had far more trouble with the golfing puzzles.

 

[Hasney]

I got most of the motion puzzles first time.

Maybe the Wii u has better motion for some reason?

Or you guys just suck

I did them all quickly, they're just the least fun thing

 

[Twin Tails]

To be fair Dan was unaware that PC games existed until 2014.

https://twitter.com/danryckert/status/417392171268853760

 

[AuthenticM]

WiLD

You won't find a "Wow, this carefully crafted trailer is so amazing, I'm gonna jump on this table" reaction though.
And I like it that way

yep.

 

[pizzacat]

can anyone make this into a blanket for me thanks

 

[def sim]

lmao

 

[Basileus777]

I don't know if it's this threads fault but I've been getting advertisements for custom made light sabers non stop.

It must be all this B game talk.

 

[OdysseusVA]

i would like a scarf

 

[chogidogs]

Speaking of E3, anybody else excited to see Brad pee himself live on camera?

 

[Salarians]

can anyone make this into a blanket for me thanks

I hate video games

 

[OdysseusVA]

Speaking of E3, anybody else excited to see Brad pee himself live on camera?

 

[robotrock]

I want that blanket

 

[pizzacat]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=238309926&postcount=236

is this a long we made you gerstmann

 

[xxracerxx]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=238309926&postcount=236

is this a long we made you gerstmann

I think that guy's problem is that he likes to watch people play Mario Party.

 

[Incandenza]

The best thing about the GB vrs EZA war is that if you asked anyone on the GB Staff who Easy Allies where I am not sure anyone outside of maybe Ben would be able to tell you.

 

[Hindl]

The gyro puzzles are pretty easy.

Seriously I did the gyro puzzle first try with no problem. And I did it properly guiding it thru the maze. It's not that hard

 

[pizzacat]

you mean the schlick hydro bot shill

 

[nckillthegrimace]

I'm suddenly terrified that someone will start dabbing during an E3 conference.

 

[Guess Who]

everyone forgets that the joke of that scene is that don was actually thinking about ginsberg immensely

 

[Sleeping Lesson]

everyone forgets that the joke of that scene is that don was actually thinking about ginsberg immensely

Nobody forgets that, someone makes your comment every time.

 

[Hasney]

I'm suddenly terrified that someone will start dabbing during an E3 conference.

Its even more scary to think it could be you and you've been hipnotised.

 

[Incandenza]

everyone forgets that the joke of that scene is that don was actually thinking about ginsberg immensely

Even more appropriate to this thread, then

 

[robotrock]

I'm suddenly terrified that someone will start dabbing during an E3 conference.

This WILL happen at ubisoft

 

[The Dear Leader]

I'm suddenly terrified that someone will start dabbing during an E3 conference.

Somebody at Ubisoft will walk out in a romper, spinning a fidget spinner, hitting a vape rig while snapchatting with their snapchat spectacles, guaranteed.

 

[xxracerxx]

This WILL happen at ubisoft

And you know it will be some little French guy doing it in off-sync with Aisha Tyler.

 

[nckillthegrimace]

Its even more scary to think it could be you and you've been hipnotised.

I should mention that pizzacat's avatar is dabbing in plain sight to distract from the fact that I can't stop dabbing.

 

[robotrock]

the vivendi takeover will finalize upon yves guillemot dabbing his way out of the building

 

[SunDimension24]

I'm suddenly terrified that someone will start dabbing during an E3 conference.

EA press conference when they announce Skate 4. It will have a special edition called Skate 4 "#DabEdition"

 

[pizzacat]

aisha tyler walks in


"SOUTH PARK IS FUCKING BACK"

*dabs violently*

"THIS ISNT YOUR DADS SOUTH PARK GAME"

 

[Wunder]

aisha tyler walks in


"SOUTH PARK IS FUCKING BACK"

*dabs violently*

"THIS ISNT YOUR DABS SOUTH PARK GAME"

.

 

[Sleeping Lesson]

I hope Jeff is wearing his Snapchat glasses when someone walks out on stage with the same, causing Jeff to immediately take them off and snap them in half.

 

[Hindl]

I think that guy's problem is that he likes to watch people play Mario Party.

Yeah seriously

 

[Salarians]

aisha tyler walks in


"SOUTH PARK IS FUCKING BACK"

*dabs violently*

"THIS ISNT YOUR DADS SOUTH PARK GAME"

I think I've had this nightmare

 

[ev0]

preview of the ubi conference?