To add to your list, unless the game has Vinny/Jeff, then the text needs to be spoken, because we all saw how horribly Ryan/Patrick are at reading/comprehending basic instructions in the Chrono Trigger Endurance Run. What, you don't remember that ER because of how frustrating and boring it was because they paid so little attention to the game? Oh...
Edit: There were a lot of suggestions on what should be next when they were doing the CT ER, but I forget what they were. The frustrating thing is that a couple of idiots compared their playing of the game to rape, which totally took away from any constructive criticism that was given in that thread. The ER got better over time, but Ryan's stubbornness and both of their inability to read/comprehend the game's story, goals, and mechanics hurt that ER for me. Maybe ER's just need voice acting and "cinematics" to work? I think Shenmue was a suggestion, and that might work.