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[Xanathus]

I like how no one wants Ryan as their dad.

 

[demidar]

I like how no one wants Ryan as their dad.

Ryan is a narc. Fuck Ryan Davis.

 

[RomanticHeroX]

Ryan is the cool uncle your parents don't want you to spend too much time with. The one that sneaks you a sip of beer and offers to take you to a NASCAR race.

 

[TheOddOne]

Ryan Davis is my father.

Spoiler

GET ME OUT OF THIS BASEMENT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

 

[adamsapple]

So which one of the Giant Bomb guys do you wish was your dad? Mine would be Drew.

Probably Dave. He seems like he would make the coolest dad.

 

[demidar]

Probably Dave. He seems like he would make the coolest dad.

They all pretty much make cool dads.

Spoiler

What have I done

 

[murphyspub]

As a dad who plays videogames, people who play videogames are bad dads.

 

[demidar]

As a dad who plays videogames, people who play videogames are bad dads.

I can't believe you just called Jeff Green a bad dad.

 

[Wunder]

I want Karen to be my dad

 

[Aaron]

I do not support #TeamDad

 

[Brashnir]

I do not support #TeamDad

But I may be convinced to support #TeamCacodad.

 

[Antiwhippy]

Ryan is the cool uncle your parents don't want you to spend too much time with. The one that sneaks you a sip of beer and offers to take you to a NASCAR race.

I always knew that ryan was duke nukem.

 

[Poyunch]

Okay yeah, Alex is definitely the one who'd be the stoner. Also I like how a few months ago gaffers were complaining how creepy the GB community was on their site, citing a thread asking the same question of "Which bomber would you want as a dad?"

 

[Jintor]

I'm pretty sure that's what we're mocking here. Unfortunately Poe's Law has struck again.

 

[demidar]

I'm pretty sure that's what we're mocking here. Unfortunately Poe's Law has struck again.

Have we really slipped that far?

 

[Antiwhippy]

Everyone's probably just joking around.

Right?

Right?

 

[RomanticHeroX]

Everyone's probably just joking around.

Right?

Right?

This is dead serious.

 

[Darklord]

So which one of the Giant Bomb guys do you wish was your dad? Mine would be Drew.

Vinny but only if he could breast feed me.

 

[Fried Food]

Ryan is the cool uncle your parents don't want you to spend too much time with. The one that sneaks you a sip of beer and offers to take you to a NASCAR race.

Thats so obviously Jeff :|

 

[BlazeHedgehog]

Ryan is the cool uncle your parents don't want you to spend too much time with. The one that sneaks you a sip of beer and offers to take you to a NASCAR race.

Ryan Davis reminds me of an uncle I actually have, and that uncle is a real jerk sometimes. He seems like he's constantly ten seconds away from being fed up with your shit, and I feel like I see shades of that in Ryan a lot on the Bombcast and especially on Twitter.

 

[Foliorum Viridum]

So what you're saying is Ryan is the uncle that blindfolds you and lets you stroke his pet snake in the basement?

 

[TheOddOne]

So what you're saying is Ryan is the uncle that blindfolds you and lets you stroke his pet snake in the basement?

I do not want to talk about this...

 

[XANDER CAGE]

TOUCH THE MEDALLION

 

[Bolt Vanderhuge]

Vinny but only if he could breast feed me.

 

[TriangleOfCorruption]

So, is that System Shock 2 thing worth watching? I thought Friday the 13th was pretty great (the stream obviously, not that atrocity of a game).

 

[Brashnir]

So, is that System Shock 2 thing worth watching? I thought Friday the 13th was pretty great (the stream obviously, not that atrocity of a game).

I thought it was pretty weak.

 

[Fox Mulder]

So we've entered the ''who I wish was my dad'' phase of the thread...

 

[RealDeadOne]

So if we were in an alternate universe where all of the Bombers were female, which one would be the hottest, which one would you marry, and which would you want to be your grandmother?

Spoiler

Don't answer that

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

Jeff always carries around a shit ton of cash, def want him to be my grandmother.

 

[kylej]

yo Brad I just finished Mass Effect 3 for the first time. game was completely amazing outside of the pretty shitty ending. You really need to play this before end of year discussions because I think it would resonate with you better than any of the other staff members.

 

[TriangleOfCorruption]

So if we were in an alternate universe where all of the Bombers were female, which one would be the hottest, which one would you marry, and which would you want to be your grandmother?

Spoiler

Don't answer that

Oh man, don't even joke about that.

Spoiler

Brad, Jeff, Vinny

 

[Antiwhippy]

See, this is why ginatbomb should post content every day of the week.

Just so this situation will never happen.

 

[Wunder]

Oh man, don't even joke about that.

Spoiler

Brad, Jeff, Vinny

Spoiler

Drew, Dave, Jeff

This is wrong

 

[Bolt Vanderhuge]

No, but seriously, if you could put a saddle on one of the Bombers and ride them around the office like a horsey which would it be? IMPORTANT NOTE: You will be wearing one of those giant foam cowboy hats.

 

[Foliorum Viridum]

God, you guys are nuts.

It's CLEARLY Patrick. He's the most feminine as it is already.

 

[NIN90]

Jeff would buy me stuff like Skylanders. Or he would keep them for himself.

 

[Haunted]

So if we were in an alternate universe where all of the Bombers were female, which one would be the hottest, which one would you marry, and which would you want to be your grandmother?

No, but seriously, if you could put a saddle on one of the Bombers and ride them around the office like a horsey which would it be? IMPORTANT NOTE: You will be wearing one of those giant foam cowboy hats.

quality giantbomb discussion

 

[VibratingDonkey]

Guys, we need to stop.

Vinny but only if he could breast feed me.

 

[vitaminwateryum]

Guys, we need to stop.

We need to stop joking around. Jeff would obviously be the preferable breast feeder.

TOO FAR MAN, TOO FAR

 

[VibratingDonkey]

TOO FAR MAN, TOO FAR

I agree. Felt bad and stupid typing that up and releasing it to the public to infect more minds with nightmare images.

At least Darklord has an excuse, being Satan and whatnot.

 

[Gomu Gomu]

This thread

 

[Typographenia]

I can't wait until I Love Mondays goes up.


You people friggin' lose it when there's no new content.

 

[Felix Lighter]

I just want to highlight the fact that I have not posted in this thread since Friday.

 

[Red UFO]

Jesus christ guys.

 

[TheOddOne]

Jeff would buy me stuff like Skylanders. Or he would keep them for himself.

Jeff don't care about you, all Skylanders is his.

 

[Recon]

Ummm...wtf?

 

[Foliorum Viridum]

I just want to highlight the fact that I have not posted in this thread since Friday.

ahahahah

The court notes this.

 

[def sim]

oh you guys kinda mean what you're saying admit it

 

[NinajHeartless]

The hell happened to this thread? O__o

 

[EmCeeGramr]

the fuck is wrong with yall