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girl is auctioning off virginity to pay for college

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Anasui Kishibe

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Mr Pockets said:
YOu should show the OTHER picture ;P

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yeah, definitely worthy 250k, totally
 
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ryan13ts

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God, that's a brilliant idea. I only wish I was a woman and a virgin now, then I could throw myself to the internet for thousands of dollars.
 
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aoi tsuki

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Prvt.Pegleg said:
GAF should make a collective bid and we can all take a crack at it. She won't know what hit her.
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Out of 47,000 GAFers, by the time you weed out the ones who would be too busy posting in the gaming forum, the ones who'd have to post on GAF for advice on how to approach a girl who's spread eagle, The Sharp Knees Crew, Gayming Age, and the five confirmed female posters, you'd probably have a dozen or so up to the challenge.

i'd work the camera.
 
bumpkin

bumpkin

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I can't find the graphic to post so I'll just quote it...

"I'd hit it so hard that whomever could pull me out would be the true king of England."

...but not for 250k. Maybe 20 bucks.
 
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N-Bomb

Member
No woman is worth more than dinner/movie/booze/(your drug here) to sleep with. If I have to explain it, you're doing it wrong.
 
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methane47

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bumpkin said:
I can't find the graphic to post so I'll just quote it...

"I'd hit it so hard that whomever could pull me out would be the true king of England."

...but not for 250k. Maybe 20 bucks.
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lol i love that image
 
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C.Dark.DN

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i highly doubt she's a virgin. looks too promiscuous.

anyways, the internet is full of ways to make money if done right.

in coming ebay copiers.
 
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Zeke

Member
laserbeam said:
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is on the bunny ranch website. seems like a bad photoshop lol
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good lord thats a shit load of makeup not worth the going rate the buyer needs to ask for a discount and or rebate package
 
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kozmo7

Truly deserves to shoot laserbeams from his eyes
mCACGj said:
If she gets $250,000 for sex, good for her. I also hope some humiliatingly old, grouchy, dude with a crazy stache and long hair in pony tail wins.
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And the entire time he just has this maniacal, wild-eyed stare and never speaks a word; only licks his mustache. :lol
 
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HugBasket

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aoi tsuki said:
Out of 47,000 GAFers, by the time you weed out the ones who would be too busy posting in the gaming forum, the ones who'd have to post on GAF for advice on how to approach a girl who's spread eagle, The Sharp Knees Crew, Gayming Age, and the five confirmed female posters, you'd probably have a dozen or so up to the challenge.

i'd work the camera.
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six wangs in her chamber at the same time is still a lot
 
JimiNutz

JimiNutz

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GAF should make a collective bid. If each member contributes like $10 we'd probably win. Then when she comes over we can say 'ACTUALLY YOU HAVE RATHER SHARP KNEES. DO NOT WANT.' Or something equally geeky. It would be $10 well spent. Trust me.

Edit: Oh dear well and truly beaten :(
 
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whytemyke

Honorary Canadian.
it's not worth that much to us, but tehre's people that throw away 2 mil in Vegas on a weekend like it's nothing, so 250k for the ego shot of being permanently remembered by a woman i'd imagine is well worth it for some eccentric personalities.
 
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TacticSiege

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OP says that things other than the top bid will factor into who she picks. The feels like cheating to me.

How long until there is a reality tv show with this premise?
 
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mollipen

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If I was a girl and could sell off my first time for that kind of money, hell yeah I'd do it. I mean, I've had sex that I now regret, so why not be in the same boat but have a lot more money from the outcome?
 
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BobbyRobby

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Gouty said:
If she is in fact a normal and level headed individual like they’re saying, wouldn’t losing your virginity in such a manner be fairly emotionally damaging?
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what are you talking about? what isn't level-headed and rational about getting $250,000+ for letting someone put their penis in you?

the way people treat sex is ludicrous.
 
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Ford Prefect

GAAAAAAAAY
I wonder if I could pull this off.

If I did it in time I could even get the headlines to read "Boy Auctions Off Virginity to Pay for Girl Auctioning Off Virginity".
 
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Stinkles

Clothed, sober, cooperative
bumpkin said:
I can't find the graphic to post so I'll just quote it...

"I'd hit it so hard that whomever could pull me out would be the true king of England."

...but not for 250k. Maybe 20 bucks.
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My greatest gif achievement ever. Back when I had a different handle.

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aoi tsuki

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Prvt.Pegleg said:
half a dozen.

and why would you spread the wangs up? her seal only breaks once
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Even if she could support six dicks simultaneously, all the guys would have to be ridiculously close as well as flexible to fit. Then there's the fact that you'd have five other dicks squeezing against yours.

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(Okay, there's seven there but you get the picture.)
 
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WrikaWrek

Banned
Halvie said:
because the the more cocks you can fit in a porn make it just that much better?....
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Yeah wtf man.

1 dick per show is enough imo, i don't know what's your whole deal with "the more the merrier" dick thing going on, but i don't watch porn for the dick tag teams ok.
 
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VeritasVierge

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Gouty said:
If she is in fact a normal and level headed individual like they’re saying, wouldn’t losing your virginity in such a manner be fairly emotionally damaging?
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I doubt it since she's the one offering it. My question is since a guy will be paying, will she require a condom or no? I don't think a dude willing to pay that much wants a rubber.
 
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Thai

Bane was better.
What do you guys think of pooling our money and buying either Demon or Phoenix Dark some pussy?

I mean, if GAF can come together and buy that kid's sister a DS + some games, surely we can cum together for Virgin-Age too.

I'll easily pledge 10$.

Although, we'll have to choose the pledge-ee by means of coin toss or mortal combat.
 
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perfectchaos007

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VeritasVierge said:
I doubt it since she's the one offering it. My question is since a guy will be paying, will she require a condom or no? I don't think a dude willing to pay that much wants a rubber.
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She will throw in the $100 morning after pill at no extra cost?
 
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FunkyMunkey

Banned
aoi tsuki said:
Even if she could support six dicks simultaneously, all the guys would have to be ridiculously close as well as flexible to fit. Then there's the fact that you'd have five other dicks squeezing against yours.

4u87r1vxvzvnqu9q847l.jpeg


(Okay, there's seven there but you get the picture.)
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WAT
 
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TAJ

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
aoi tsuki said:
One in the mouth, two in the vag, one in the ass -- wait, how'd you come up with six anyways?
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Not a Chris Rock fan, I take it?
 
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Zeke

Member
the sad thing is the poor guy that wins won't get to do anything outside of missionary. No anal, oral, reverse cowgirl, foreplay, one eyed pirate nothing.
 
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NameGenerated

Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?
aoi tsuki said:
Even if she could support six dicks simultaneously, all the guys would have to be ridiculously close as well as flexible to fit. Then there's the fact that you'd have five other dicks squeezing against yours.

4u87r1vxvzvnqu9q847l.jpeg


(Okay, there's seven there but you get the picture.)
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That's just like one massive dong though.
 
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