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girl is auctioning off virginity to pay for college

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Phoenix

Phoenix

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For $250k you could literally go to a country that has different social norms and have sex every day with a different beautiful woman for a number of months. Hell you'd have to prevent some people from selling you their daughters!
 
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aoi tsuki

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TAJ said:
Not a Chris Rock fan, I take it?
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i know i've heard the six dicks thing somewhere, but every time i try to remember a standup routine about too many dicks in porn, i remember Chappelle's.
 
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perfectchaos007

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Phoenix said:
For $250k you could literally go to a country that has different social norms and have sex every day with a different beautiful woman for a number of months. Hell you'd have to prevent some people from selling you their daughters!
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If only white girls lived in third world countries...

Is there a third world country with white girls? >.>
 
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kozmo7

Truly deserves to shoot laserbeams from his eyes
I am no connoisseur of such things so I have to ask: Isn't $250k in the realm of high quality call girls? Or is that about a high quality call girl payment for a month, once everyday?
 
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Borgnine

MBA in pussy licensing and rights management
kozmo7 said:
I am no connoisseur of such things so I have to ask: Isn't $250k in the realm of high quality call girls? Or is that about a high quality call girl payment for a month, once everyday?
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That's like 8 grand a pop. Wasn't Spitzer's like 4?

Also they're not virgins!
 
Phoenix

Phoenix

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perfectchaos007 said:
If only white girls lived in third world countries...

Is there a third world country with white girls? >.>
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I didn't say anything about 3rd world. There are PLENTY of western european countries with different norms about sex where young girls will ride you out (literally) if you come in with a quarter mil.
 
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perfectchaos007

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Phoenix said:
I didn't say anything about 3rd world. There are PLENTY of western european countries with different norms about sex where young girls will ride you out (literally) if you come in with a quarter mil.
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Yeah, but 3rd world virgins would probably be in my budget.
 
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Zyzyxxz

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Well if this isn't some sort of Publicity stunt good for her.

I mean she will consider the personality of the person who wins and I suppose take the highest bid of the best guy, unless some old freaky dude offers $1 million while a rich but nice guy her age offers $500,000.

Then shes got a half-million dollar choice on her hand.


If only I could get money for losing mine.
 
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Future PhaZe

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Phoenix said:
For $250k you could literally go to a country that has different social norms and have sex every day with a different beautiful woman for a number of months. Hell you'd have to prevent some people from selling you their daughters!
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But the price for the cure for aids sir?
 
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xnipx

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what is the point of paying that much TO THE BUNNY RANCH of all places? Does no one watch cat house? there are girls there that will have u begging for more in just an hours time for only a measly $1000, and they are top notch whores who know what they are doing who are regularly checked for std's. i just don't see the point when you could get EVERY single girl in the entire bunny ranch to screw you for almost a year once a day with that much cash and i'm sure you would enjoy it a lot more.
 
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DDayton

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There are so many things that are baffling and wrong about this... not the least of them being that I'm in a masters program at the same college.
 
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perfectchaos007

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Phoenix said:
Even virgins can have AIDs. Cover your shit!
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They would have to be born with it. you used to be able to know that a girl was AIDS free if she was a virgin, but that was back when you died within 10 years of getting AIDS. Now you can live 30+ years if you have enough concentrated cash.
 
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fanboi

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The Frankman said:
b-b-but she said she was saving it for someone she truly loves!!
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And that my friend is:
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layzie1989

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perfectchaos007 said:
Speaking of money, if she REALLY wanted more money, she should put it on tape. Virgin porn is so expensive, you can't find it free on the internet.
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you can find anything for free on the internet
 
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andthebeatgoeson

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aoi tsuki said:
One in the mouth, two in the vag, one in the ass -- wait, how'd you come up with six anyways?
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How do you get 2 in the vag and one backdoor? What's the angle on that 2nd guy?


BTW, I remember knocking off my 1st and only virgin. She kept screaming for me to hurry up, how it hurt. She had a tiny voice, almost like the chick from police academy. 1% of me felt bad...the rest loved making her squirm. If I could pay 250K for sex, I would totally do it. I would force us to take tests and allow raw dog. Fuck if I need a condom.
 
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andthebeatgoeson

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perfectchaos007 said:
They would have to be born with it. you used to be able to know that a girl was AIDS free if she was a virgin, but that was back when you died within 10 years of getting AIDS. Now you can live 30+ years if you have enough concentrated cash.
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You forgot 'IV drugs' and 'blood transfusions'.
 
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itsinmyveins

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BobbyRobby said:
what are you talking about? what isn't level-headed and rational about getting $250,000+ for letting someone put their penis in you?

the way people treat sex is ludicrous.
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Dude, sex isn't a big deal per se but it isn't "just a penis in you" either, not for most people. I mean, people's views differ from each other. And I could see how prostituting yourself could have an impact on you, especially if you try to live a normal life and go to school and shit. People are harsh, you know, and even if prostitution isn't that uncommon it's not really something that society at large is viewing as a "nice job". Or simply if you regret doing it or whatever, but like I said views differ and some might not be bothered that much at all by it.
 
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Gig

One man's junk is another man's treasure
skinnyrattler said:
How do you get 2 in the vag and one backdoor? What's the angle on that 2nd guy?
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One guy underneath her, second guy would be like missionary, third guy in between them.
 
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i hate bees

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What's the point in this? what's the big deal with sleeping with a virgin? I don't like virgins, it's always awkward and uncomfortable for them no matter how hard they try, and considering that she's getting VIRGIN MEN applying - if one of them makes it through they're going to be dropping $250,000 for <5 minutes of action.

I wonder if she'd have concocted this plan if she hadn't done women studies, perhaps her in-depth study of women leads her to believing prostitution is fair game for career advancement, but then to go on and do marriage counselling and psychology? bitch has got some nerve.
 
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AmMortal

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i hate bees said:
What's the point in this? what's the big deal with sleeping with a virgin? I don't like virgins, it's always awkward and uncomfortable for them no matter how hard they try, and considering that she's getting VIRGIN MEN applying - if one of them makes it through they're going to be dropping $250,000 for <5 minutes of action.

I wonder if she'd have concocted this plan if she hadn't done women studies, perhaps her in-depth study of women leads her to believing prostitution is fair game for career advancement, but then to go on and do marriage counselling and psychology? bitch has got some nerve.
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I just had to do it :lol
 
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Baby Milo

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:lol at paying 250k for sex with a virgin

waste of money like someone else said in here you could do a whole lot of escorts,porno chicks,girls who know what there doing with that money
 
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