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Girl problems

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All Hail C-Webb

Hailing from the Chill-Web
I met this woman, as I approached her,
She had candles which were lit,
She invited the opportunity of sexual contact,
I agreed,
I was prepared,
The woman appeared to be of German descent!
I was puzzled.
I offered a partisan compromise,
I restated a contracted version of the aforementioned compromise
She wanted a flying rooster?
And mayhaps a waterbottle!
I was confused??
And speechless.
The chronological order of the arrangement left me baffled
[unintelligible]
We reached an agreement.
She valued cleanliness.


So, do I see this girl again?
 

AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Heeey...the lyrics were edited. It was originally the infamous "Shit On Me" verse. Booo!!
 
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