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[GringoJB]

Preorder locked in... All systems go(at).

 

[joecanada]

there better be a ps4 port for this....

haystation !!!

 

[Data West]

Hope you can unlock this finishing move

 

[Dimmuxx]

So bought!

 

[Ryaaan14]

I hope it's available at midnight Eastern for those who pre-ordered. I wanna fuck shit up tonight.

 

[Chettlar]

So, how many people have preordered?

 

[TheSlySoul]

I pre-ordered after the teaser came out. I cannot wait to mess around this game. Goat trampolines guys! It is going to be awesome.

 

[Chris R]

So, how many people have preordered?

Me Wish I could preload the game/know exactly when it's coming out later tonight

 

[Mdk7]

AHAHAHA, that trailer mocking Dead Island is top notch!
Awesome!

 

[Chettlar]

AHAHAHA, that trailer mocking Dead Island is top notch!
Awesome!

The funny part is how the goat doesn't stop in the house, but keeps going all the way through it lol.

 

[Thaumaturgic Tomato]

Dearly need fainting goats DLC or full game of fainting goats

 

[Lazyslob]

Ah, this game look hilarious. Someone please make a gif of the goat when he is wearing the jetpack!

 

[adamantypants]

Jesus. I never thought I'd be spending $10 on a goat simulator.

 

[Data West]

Jesus. I never thought I'd be spending $10 on a goat simulator.

I know, right? I figured 60 at the very minimum.

 

[Infernal Monkey]

I haven't been this excited about a PC game in forever. I don't even think my laptop will be able to run it correctly, but day one.

 

[Deaf Spacker]

It's not unlocked in the UK yet, I want to get my goat on.

 

[Data West]

Fuck it, I'll go ahead and be the one to open that floodgate.

How many months before there's erotic mods?

 

[Ellite25]

These physics seem like they'll really get your goat while playing.

 

[Tempy]

Fuck it, I'll go ahead and be the one to open that floodgate.

How many months before there's erotic mods?

Within a week I predict the humans will get a nude patch, and that there will be pony models.

Should add multiplayer anyway, dun care if buggy! And reducing the physics for MP should be an option if it'll make mp synch better.

 

[Inside]

I really hope the goats talk like this in the game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyaasJ2aSJA

 

[boredandlazy]

 

[Dre_G_Writer]

I still cant believe this is a real game. I thought this was like an internet meme or something.

 

[bobot]

This plus project Morpheus.

Oh myyy

 

[keuja]

Hands down the best goat simulator I've ever seen.

 

[Daffy Duck]

This better not end up being a wind up, April 1st and all.

 

[Garcia]

I am part of the problem... I will end up buying this game eventually.

 

[TheSlySoul]

Yeah, I think the pre-order unlock will not be until tonight. Still though, I am excited to get to try it out. The tongue physics are funny to me. Going to be swinging an axe with my tongue.

 

[TheOohChild]

People who pre-ordered can now install

 

[NihonTiger90]

Pre-ordered it and can't wait to Let's Play it.

Without any of that PewDiePie screaming shit, of course.

 

[FriedConsole]

I still cant believe this is a real game. I thought this was like an internet meme or something.

Yeah I don't understand the goofy physics genre that is developing. This and Surgeon Simulator are things I don't get. I played Trespasser a long time ago and it was not fun. Maybe Trespasser would have been a hit if people could have made funny YouTube videos of it at the time.

I am glad I no longer play on PC if this is where PC games are going.

 

[Nabs]

Yeah I don't understand the goofy physics genre that is developing. This and Surgeon Simulator are things I don't get. I played Trespasser a long time ago and it was not fun. Maybe Trespasser would have been a hit if people could have made funny YouTube videos of it at the time.

I am glad I no longer play on PC if this is where PC games are going.

Yes, this is the future of PC gaming.

 

[Relix]

I am glad I no longer play on PC if this is where PC games are going.

Yes. Every SINGLE game released for PC will be like this. Cuz... options are bad man!

 

[double jump]

Don't know if will get this but the game looks fire. Goats are visually just the funniest looking animal to me. Its just all around hilarious.

 

[Mr. Poolman]

How big is the download for this game?

Super hyped for this!

 

[TheOohChild]

It's about 1 GB

 

[Saganator]

Yes. Every SINGLE game released for PC will be like this. Cuz... options are bad man!

Wasn't this game just a side project for some students, and their youtube video blew up so they turned it into a real game?

Installing now =]

 

[EdwardTivrusky]

Wasn't this game just a side project for some students, and their youtube video blew up so they turned it into a real game?

Installing now =]

It was a prototype sandbox for Sanctum dev's to be tinkering with physics. They released a video and we wanted a release so they obliged.

It's a sandbox with a goat and physics. If you can entertain yourself in that scenario then it's a laugh. If you need goals and things then wait a bit for the community to get involved as the ones in the sim are quite simple.

I'll be dipping into this game on and off for years to come.

 

[More_Badass]

Yeah I don't understand the goofy physics genre that is developing. This and Surgeon Simulator are things I don't get. I played Trespasser a long time ago and it was not fun. Maybe Trespasser would have been a hit if people could have made funny YouTube videos of it at the time.

I am glad I no longer play on PC if this is where PC games are going.

I totally agree. No game should be silly and fun just for the sake of being silly and fun. If games like Goat Simulator and Surgeon Sim are made, then somehow games like Star Citizen, Hyper Light Drifter, Kingdom Come, Crusader Kings, ARMA, Fract, Prison Architect, DayZ, Next Car Game, Total War, Dark Souls would cease to exist and no one would ever develop a serious, hardcore game for PC ever again.

 

[fluffydelusions]

Can't wait to see some playthroughs on Twitch. Gonna be hilarious.

 

[tookhster]

My preorder's available to download. Can't wait tot try this out after work today.

 

[CosmicQueso]

Yeah I don't understand the goofy physics genre that is developing. This and Surgeon Simulator are things I don't get. I played Trespasser a long time ago and it was not fun. Maybe Trespasser would have been a hit if people could have made funny YouTube videos of it at the time.

I am glad I no longer play on PC if this is where PC games are going.

Something about this really got your goat, didn't it. Don't worry, it's not all baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

 

[SparkTR]

Yeah I don't understand the goofy physics genre that is developing. This and Surgeon Simulator are things I don't get. I played Trespasser a long time ago and it was not fun. Maybe Trespasser would have been a hit if people could have made funny YouTube videos of it at the time.

I am glad I no longer play on PC if this is where PC games are going.

Trespasser is one of my favourite games, I guess playing it long after the performance stopped being an issue helped but man that game had ambition.

 

[Kinky John]

I've played a couple of hours so far

Spoiler

(one of the easter eggs made the performance go to shit, so I had to stop)

and have smiled and chuckled on more than one occasion. Dumb fun!

 

[daydream]

Yup, this will be mine.

 

[kyser73]

Will there be ladygoats and rutting?

 

[Archaix]

I totally agree. No game should be silly and fun just for the sake of being silly and fun. If games like Goat Simulator and Surgeon Sim are made, then somehow games like Star Citizen, Hyper Light Drifter, Kingdom Come, Crusader Kings, ARMA, Fract, Prison Architect, DayZ, Next Car Game, Total War, Dark Souls would cease to exist and no one would ever develop a serious, hardcore game for PC ever again.

Whatever, Dark Souls is the most dumb fun physics simulator in the world. Those tree cutting guys in Oolacile? Try and tell me you've never intentionally caught one on your foot so you can fast roll and fling their corpse three hundred yards off a cliff.

 

[Chris R]

Messed around for a few minutes this morning before heading off for work. Silly and fun, with what looks like a lot of things to go explore and figure out.

Just wish the goat would get up from ragdoll just a little quicker.

 

[XANDER CAGE]

Yeah I don't understand the goofy physics genre that is developing. This and Surgeon Simulator are things I don't get. I played Trespasser a long time ago and it was not fun. Maybe Trespasser would have been a hit if people could have made funny YouTube videos of it at the time.

I am glad I no longer play on PC if this is where PC games are going.

People do make YouTube videos about how broken Trespasser is all the time and they are hysterical.

 

[Ferrio]

Noticed it was available for download before going to work, guess I know what I'm doing when I get home.

 

[Mengy]

This isn't available until April 1st, yet I see two GAF members playing it right now! These are the kinds of games that I love to waste time in simply having stupid entertaining fun. I may just end up actually buying a Goat Simulator off of Steam, Holy Shit....

Dearly need fainting goats DLC or full game of fainting goats

LOL, This gif is hilarious.