TheSpoiler
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C-C-CAN I GET IT URLLY NOW OR DO I HAVE TO WAIT
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Goat Simulator 2014 |OT| You can be a GOAT!
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TheSlySoul
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If you pre-ordered, then you can access it tonight. If not, then you have to wait until the official release on the 1st.
Fine Ham Abounds
Member
This is the kind of guilty pleasure non-game* I can get behind
*Unless I'm wrong and this has some actual goals (yes, with an L) or rules beyond sandbox hilarity?
*Unless I'm wrong and this has some actual goals (yes, with an L) or rules beyond sandbox hilarity?
More_Badass
Member
You do realize I was being sarcastic, right? In response to the other poster's claim that he fears silly physics games indicate the future of PC gaming
TheSlySoul
Member
Watch the trailers. If you are not laughing by the end, then this game is not for you.
tokyo slim
Banned
Purchased. Thanks GAF.
Spaaaaaaaaace
Member
One of the best launch trailers I've ever seen.
EdwardTivrusky
Member
Khorne! \0/
I now have the most BADASS goat around but i'm not going to spoil it for y'all
I now have the most BADASS goat around but i'm not going to spoil it for y'all
Dangoesforth
Member
The throne room is good also... very GoT feel
TheSpoiler
Member
Deaf Spacker
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I am now a goat with a jet pack.
My life is complete.
My life is complete.
D
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goaty!
lem0n
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Disaster Nebraska
Banned
More drivel for the Let's Play generation.
TheSpoiler
Member
That doesn't invalidate the game. If you don't like that shit, ignore it. Not a hard thing to do.
FriedConsole
Banned
Yep. I think the PC community only buys games that are great if you can yell over them in a YouTube video.
to meet you on your level, do i have to quote the buggy unbalanced mess of a NES game that you have as an avatar?
hydrophilic attack
Member
I just heard about this game today.
Is this the GOAT?
Is this the GOAT?
TheSpoiler
Member
Painting a large generalization?
I'm glad you two are adding so much to the conversation at hand.
But I pity your lack of self-control.
SteveWinwood
Member
lol wut
NihonTiger90
Member
Not all of us Let's Players take the "scream at everything" attitude...
Also, it's a game about a goat in which you can blow up gas stations, do crazy backflips and lick cars. It's light-hearted, silly fun and I always appreciate a game that realizes it doesn't have to simulate the real world to possibly be enjoyable.
Anyways, back on topic: what's the craziest thing you guys are planning to do with your goats? I kind of want to see if I can launch mine into space using a well timed explosion and a lucky bounce or two ...
I thought that was Commando c-64...
plagiarize
Banned
I've been playing it for over an hour. It's amazing.
If you can get an object lodged somewhere, lick it, and then hit the treadmill into the trampoline and KEEP hammering space, you will end up so so so high.
If you can get an object lodged somewhere, lick it, and then hit the treadmill into the trampoline and KEEP hammering space, you will end up so so so high.
FriedConsole
Banned
Yo that's Commando. Did you think it was Metal Gear?
Should I make some comment about how Gyro meat is some unholy amalgamation of beef and lamb that spins on stick for days but people will pay a lot of money to eat it out of a camper truck?
now that i look at it, might be the arcade version. no matter how you cut it, my comment applies
no, i recognized it as commando.
and no you shouldn't because I don't actually care about that as much as you care about a video game being released that you don't like.
Bedameister
Member
Just saw some gameplay and laughed my ass off. Very brilliant game.
PandaPedinte
Member
According to the store page, yes.
Daffy Duck
Member
Anyone know if an SE has been announced?
Where'd you find that out? Just from having installed it?
Just wondering since I should probably add it to the OP.
Pfft, of course it is.
SparkleMotion
Member
If I buy it right now I still have to wait?
derExperte
Member
The purchase-widget on the offical site says "Beta access when available (Steam key).", to me that means that you still get the beta key.
They send you a key right away if you preorder, and it's downloadable for people who have entered the key in steam right now.
UtterlyPerplexed
Member
Escape Goat 2 and Goat Simulator. The Chinese horoscope is wrong. Year of the horse my arse, this is the year of the goat.
Cannot wait for finals to be done in a couple of months so I can give this a spin.
Cannot wait for finals to be done in a couple of months so I can give this a spin.
SparkleMotion
Member
I saw in an IGN video that the game uses Nvidia Physx. Does that mean it runs like crap on AMD cards?
TheSlySoul
Member
Because surely having fun is not the point of a video game. Seriously, stop acting like your tastes are so much better than other people. Can you not let people just enjoy a silly video game? Despite your attitude, there is nothing wrong with enjoying a game of Happy Wheels.
TheSlySoul
Member
MaximoffZero
Banned
I saw the thread title:
I thought "seriously?"
Then, I saw these:
Now, I think "I wanna play it!"
I thought "seriously?"
Then, I saw these:
Now, I think "I wanna play it!"
Well, did the title lie?