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Lindsay Lohan hires trainer to help bulk up
Lindsay Lohan has hired a personal trainer - to put on weight. Speculation has been mounting in recent months that the sexy actress could be suffering from an eating disorder after she was repeatedly photographed looking stick-thin.

But although Lohan, 19, has always refuted the claims, she has employed a specialist trainer to help her bulk up. Exercise coach Justin Gelband has put the 'Herbie: Fully Loaded' star on a special diet to restore her sexy curves and the star has purportedly gone up two dress sizes.

She said: "I'm working out with a trainer and eating healthily. I want my boobs back." Justin also claims the teen star, famed for her love of partying, is planning to ditch her unhealthy habits for good. He said: "Lindsay is very athletic."In the future she plans to commit herself to a healthier lifestyle."

http://www.teentoday.co.uk/gossip/gossipstory454.shtml

Looks like she's finally decided to drop the cocaine....

 

[VisionaryQuest0]

"I want my boobs back"

We want your boobs back too Lindsay.

 

[olimario]

She's going to have to hire more than trainer to restore her class. Boobs or not, she's still trashy.

 

[Teddman]

"In the future she plans to commit herself to a healthier lifestyle."

Translation: "We're trying to keep her off meth and coke for at least a couple months..."

 

[Moose]

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We want your boobs back too Lindsay.

 

[AlphaSnake]

So what does she need her personal trainer for her boobs? Every body and their goldfish knew them titties was fake.

 

[dem]

She's going to have to hire more than trainer to restore her class. Boobs or not, she's still trashy.

Says the man who sold naked pictures of his girlfriend for a playstation portable.

 

[olimario]

Doesn't make what I said any less true

 

[evil ways]

Says the man who sold naked pictures of his girlfriend for a playstation portable.

:lol

Damn, beat me to it. Mr. Texas Serial Stalker sure is the epitome of classiness.

 

[Moose]

We don't care about her class. We just want to see a nice set of tits. C'mon.

 

[MrPing1000]

Doesn't make what I said any less true

makes me laugh though :lol

 

[El_Victor]

Says the man who sold naked pictures of his girlfriend for a playstation portable.

Then again, who wouldn't?

 

[aparisi2274]

Yes please make her look like this again:

 

[Kobun Heat]

See, this is the problem with the rich. They think they need personal trainers for everything. You don't need a personal trainer! You need SAMMITCHES!

 

[ToxicAdam]

Sorry dudes ... doing some bench presses and drinking some milkshakes isn't going to get her back to here:

"It's over Johnny .. it's over!"

 

[ManDudeChild]

Sorry dudes ... doing some bench presses and drinking some milkshakes isn't going to get her back to here:

"It's over Johnny .. it's over!"

No, but doing some working out, eating more protein and stopping the coke or whatever she did to get that thin would help.

 

[Luscious LeftFoot]

I guess someones finally explained her boob size is directly proportional to her fame.

 

[duderon]

 

[fugimax]

See, this is the problem with the rich. They think they need personal trainers for everything. You don't need a personal trainer! You need SAMMITCHES!

Hold up. Let's not criticize. The rich are not stupid people.

Think further man....who's going to feed them the SAMMITCHES?

 

[Foreign Jackass]

Hey I want to see Olimario's girlfriend naked pics. She has an horrendous nose and too big a head, but I still want to see her naked.

 

[UtadaBarkley]

Looks like she looked at www.TheBumbaShow.com

:lol

That was our whole goal.... Thank you, my wishes have been answered.

 

[ManaByte]

 

[whytemyke]

yay

 

[djtiesto]

Hey I want to see Olimario's girlfriend naked pics. She has an horrendous nose and too big a head, but I still want to see her naked.

I'd settle just for seing a pic of his ex-girlfriend. I'm just curious what she looks like...

 

[eLGee]

Oh Lord, thou art too kind to us. Please make photographer take nude pictures of Lohan as well, merciful Lord. In Nomine Patris, Et Fili, Et Spiritus Sancti. Amen.

 

[GaimeGuy]

THERE IS A GOD!

 

[ConfusingJazz]

She better dye her hair red...

 

[ManaByte]

She better dye her hair red...

Uh, she's a natural redhead. The blonde hair was for a role in a movie.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

Uh, she's a natural redhead. The blonde hair was for a role in a movie.

Yeah, you think her hair is going to naturally grow back in a couple months? Their is no pigment in her hair, and I preferred the red, so I hope she dyes it back while waiting.

 

[Koshiba]

The blond looks really really bad on here so yeah, she should go back red. And since when did you need a personal trainer to /gain/ weight? :lol

 

[Dan]

The blond looks really really bad on here so yeah, she should go back red. And since when did you need a personal trainer to /gain/ weight? :lol

Depends what kind of weight you want to gain...

 

[WHOAguitarninja]

Depends what kind of weight you want to gain...

I see your point, but you still don't really need a personal trainer.

 

[haunts]

I see your point, but you still don't really need a personal trainer.

I dunno about her, but for me its really tough to gain weight. I cant afford a personal trainer but it would help in my case im sure.

 

[acidviper]

I see your point, but you still don't really need a personal trainer.

Well if she wants Schwarzenegger boobs (rock hard pecs) she can use the personal trainer. But if she wants the bouncy-bouncy she need to cut out the dope and start eating more.

 

[Excess Poo Flakes]

I'd fuck that bitch so hard her kids teeth would fall out.

 

[WrathOfOtaibah]

Well if she wants Schwarzenegger boobs (rock hard pecs) she can use the personal trainer. But if she wants the bouncy-bouncy she need to cut out the dope and start eating more.

Tell that to Jennifer Connelly. She regained weight but lost her boobs. I doubt Lohan will ever get back her boobs, unless she gets fakes. On the upside, she'll probably acquire an ass.

 

[sans_pants]

I dunno about her, but for me its really tough to gain weight. I cant afford a personal trainer but it would help in my case im sure.

not really

 

[pjberri]

I'd fuck that bitch so hard her kids teeth would fall out.

:lol

 

[WHOAguitarninja]

I dunno about her, but for me its really tough to gain weight. I cant afford a personal trainer but it would help in my case im sure.

Eat protein and carbs, especially right after a workout. Lift as heavy as you can with good form and 6-10 reps. EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT! The most important part. You need FOOD and LOTS of it to put on muscle. Stretch that stomach out and pound down another grilled chicken breast with some speghetti. Eat healthy, and eat alot, and muscle will jump on you as long as you keep it up.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

Trainer?! Just eat some damn sandwiches, this isn't rocket science.

 

[Mupepe]

mmmmmmmmmm God bless her and soon to be again giant boobies. But who actually expects them to live up to the pre-coke head hype?? They're definitely not going to be as firm. We're going to see a saggier Lohan. As long as I can't see her ribs, I'm fine. BTW, I'd still pork her right now, if she shares her coke stash.

 

[Deku]

Says the man who sold naked pictures of his girlfriend for a playstation portable.

Oli really did this?

 

[J2 Cool]

She better dye her hair red...

It'll be like Hulk Hogan coming back to Yellow and Red or Jordan to #23. The boobs I'm sure will just come with it, like MJ's performance. That's the real problem.

 

[Ironclad]

Oli really did this?

Yup yup. Got about 300 bucks. IIRC, he used it to buy a PSP and Lumines.

 

[Gek54]

She's going to have to hire more than trainer to restore her class. Boobs or not, she's still trashy.

People who have 'class' dont actually use the term 'class'.

 

[suaveric]

My girlfriend saw a recent picture of Linsey in a magazine this week and commented that she looked a bit bigger than before. Good to know it's true!

 

[GaimeGuy]

My girlfriend saw a recent picture of Linsey in a magazine this week and commented that she looked a bit bigger than before. Good to know it's true!